>yearly check-up
>are you sexually active yet, anon?
>>29380620
I went to get a physical recently
>Are you sexually active?
>No
>... you're not sexually active?
>N-no
>smugpepe.png
>>29380620
>yet
The fucking nerve
How many robots have lied and said yes to this?
>>29380758
Nah I don't lie to my doctors.
>Are you sexually active?
No
>Do you smoke?
No
>Do you consume alcohol?
No
>Are you using any recreational drugs?
No
>...
>Wow.
DO NOT JUDGE ME YOU MEDICALFAG I'LL MAKE YOU STICK YOUR FINGERS UP MY BUTT.
>mfw doctor asks me if i'm sexually active
>>29380758
>Lying to your doc.
Even if I was that insecure, mine knows I'm autistic thanks to the magic power of reading my medical record.
>>29380789
>he thinks he's the only one in the world that doesn't consume drugs
kys
By sex or fapping?
>>29380789
>it's flu season
>go to doctor for check-up
>do you want a flu shot?
>no
>have you ever been hungover?
>no
>he awkwardly laughs slightly
>>29380861
Must be because I look a bit dopey and he just figured out I'm just a loser.
>>29380620
tfw when ive never even held a grills hand before.
the worst part is i have to talk with females a couple of times a day regularly but they never talk with me.
>tfw when no girl has ever been interested in me at all
