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I get matches but barely any responses
Even when they do respond they eventually stop and I never hear from them
What am I doing wrong?i legit have aspergers by the way
>>29379329
Don't start by complimenting them.
That's pretty beta desu
Just say "Beautiful Girl", leave out the rest.
But desu there are probably various facets of your life you need to improve upon before you can hope to date a real live woman and you should probably just be gay.
If that image is real there's no hope for you
>>29379350
>>29379353
>>29379362
Here's a better example, she stopped responding after that last message
And yes, my name is actually Chad. Pretty ironic, huh? Haha
You must be aggressive. Call them after talking to them for no more than 10 mins and then demand to see them in real life.
bump, would love more advice
What types of messages should I send to make sure she keeps responding? Also when should I ask to move the convo to text or some other medium?
This exchange I feel especially embarassed about in hindsight, I thought I was being funny...
>>29379400
You're using her name too much
>lonely Friday night
>hurts deeply being alone
Stop being depressing. Act happy.
>>29379544
My dad told me that everyone's name is their favorite word so you should say their name a lot when you are with people because it will make them like you
>>29379544
>>29379581
I will try to be less depressing though, appreciate the advice
>>29379531
>On a hook up app and typing out your stuttering
Like wtf why man. Just type normally.
>>29379531
Fake stuttering only works when you're making fun of somebody on 4chan.
Don't talk about video games unless they bring it up first.
>>29379581
Right, but you're not supposed to do it every other sentence. Especially not in text. Pronouns exist for a reason.
>>29379544
>this
sociopath reporting in
>>29379595
>>29379604
>fake stuttering
I-I thought it was funny at the time... I know it's retarded now though.
>video games
Vidya is like my only hobby, I couldn't date a girl I couldn't talk about games with
>>29379581
I fucking hate my name.
>Tim
such a faggoty nice guy name
>>29379632
>>29379638
Ok how many times do you think I can say it before it's weird
Also the girl responded I tried to listen to your guys advice, I didn't say her name even though I wanted to
>>29379700
And also I tried to not be depressing I was just going to say I was doing nothing because life sucks and I have no friends but I deleted that
ok I know you guys said not to stutter type but this was too good to pass up I think I actually might have a chance with this girl
>>29379802
You're beyond hope, but she's still going along with it so just try to coast on your looks.
>>29379802
try and always ask her a question or say something that will make her want to reply
FFFFUUCCKKK i think I'm losing her, what the fuck can I say to salvage this shit? She thinks I'm playing her.... I would never do that
>>29379861
just pretend your alpha!
she just responded "Lol"
Is that good or bad?
>>29379700
im dying hahahaha this can't be real !
>>29379906
bad
asdf
>>29379914
you do not know with the people here
>>29379924
Yup looks like she's not responding. Fuck my life. Clearly I'm just meant to
be alone.
When a girl just says "Lol" what does it mean? Why is it bad?
>>29379906
>I would never do anything to hurt you
pouahahahaha i know you have asperger but bro this is too much, do you never interact with people IRL ?
i hate tinder
i hate it even more when i get a date
> mfw
>>29379952
What was I supposed to say? And I pretty much only interact with my parents
Gentlemen... It appears there may be a light at the end of the tunnel! She responded!! And I know you guys said not to talk about vidya unless the girl brings it up, but I'm not going to lie just to get a gf. The best relationships are built on honesty, or so I've been told.
oh god I fucked up didn't I. I just read my last message over again.
>>29380030
okay that's it, sociopath out!
uggggh fuck me she's not responding again
Should I send another message? And if so, what should I say?
>>29380030
bro just think about what would you think if you're her
example you said "those guys in 4chan said blablabla"
what will she think ? probably "this guy is sharing our conversation with some strangers" then when you know that you delete your text and repeat from the begining
>>29380220
So should I just give up on this girl and move onto a new one
>>29380263
YES DEFINITELY
asdf
>>29380263
nope bro, well this girl probably thinks you're kind of weird but if she still answers you can stay on her and try to be more normal, less creepy
holy fucking shit balls there is no hope for you
its like you watched a fucking disney movie and think that's how you're actually supposed to talk to girls. just give up or take a sabbatical and learn.
>>29380325
Okie dokie
And before you say how bad this one is, I know. But the fact of the matter is I've had a lot of problems where girls stop messaging me once I tell them I'm a virgin. I'd rather weed them out immediately then find out halfway through the conversation
>>29380361
Wrong photo sorry
>>29380333
Well it's too late now, as you can she see responded asking for "ig" but on the advice of the other anon I unmatched her and moved on
Dude, this is legit cringey as fuck.
TRYING TOO HARD.
>>29379329
Good thread chad. Based on the limited amount of things you wrote I think I love you. Do you mind sucking cock because I have one?
>>29380453
What's cringey about it what can I fix
>>29380460
Not gay sorry
>>29380402
what does ig mean, im not english native speaker
>>29380505
Instagram, normies use it to post photos of themselves and their meals
>>29380376
when is lost my virginity the girl i was messaging asked me if i was a virgin i said NO!
yeah i was a little nervous when it came to meeting her to fuck, but i played it cool.life is a fucking game, you can play any class you want.
fucked her brains out for 6 hours (including fag breaks)
after my dick was all tiny and wrinkled when i got home.
later that night she messages me for more, went back round next day same situation.
the proceeded to fuck her for 6 months daily.
moral of the story islie and act alpha
This can't be true...
Looks like mega bait but if it is real just an hero please
>>29380520
ew she just wanted you to follow her to boost her numbers so. you did a good thing by unmatching her
well if you had an "ig" and are looking well you couldve have a chance though
>>29380535
emphasis onACT
>>29380535
I don't know if I could do that dude, I really don't like lying and I'm really bad at it
>>29380536
I wish my life were bait
I had a feeling I was a lost fucking cause, now it's just been cemented. I honestly might kill myself.
>>29379329
OP post what you look like so we can figure out how girls should be responding to the pickup lines you're using.
It would be better if you posted your tinder bio but you don't have to if you don't want to.
>>29380590
you'r doomed then anon
>>29380030
Oh holy fuck
This is painful to read. I hope this is b8.
Please be b8.
It's bait, right?
>>29380662
This is my bio
>>29380681
looks like it, but i think some robots might be able to take away some advice from this thread
>>29379329
OP stop apologizing for everything and stop acting like such a fucking bitch. And Jesus Christ don't bring up League of Legends
Aside from your opening line being atrocious (never open with a compliment on physical features- girls get that constantly, it means nothing to them.) the rest isn't that bad. At least he's being honest.
>>29380535
Took fag breaks? You had gay dudes on standby just for you or was it a 3some or what? Confusing af anon.
>>29380703
>name literally Chad
>beard bonus points
>dog bonus points
>actual quality picture bonus points
How can you be blessed with such gifts and be stuck with the mind of an autist?
>>29380734
fuck honesty, everyone on tinder is only looking for a hook up
>>29380713
What should I talk about instead then?
My dad says girls like it when guys talk about the things they are passionate about. I'm passionate about video games. If you guys don't think that's a good idea, then give me an alternative. Gimme a friggin' break, I have autism.
>>29380742
after she or i came we'd have a small break, then back at it like rabbits.
>>29380703
shit, if i had your face i'd hit on all the girls and IRL not in tinder..
>>29380703
Alright I'm 99% sure you're a troll but whatever. So I'm gonna give you legit advice because they maybe you're not
That's a great picture, put it in the first slot.
Change your bio. Its weird. And dont say you're looking for a gf, thats too commital.
>>29380743
I don't know man. It really is a curse. Girls tell me I'm cute all the time but I always scare them away with my autism. I thought I was getting better but I think instead of getting better I stayed just as bad just in a different way...
>>29380752
>autism
how do you manage to keep filling out the captcha?
>>29379329
How hard is it to find trannies on Tinder? Thinking about trying this.
>>29380808
What should I put instead as my bio
>>29380703
Oh thank god, it's b8. I was about to slit my wrists FOR OP, I was that fucking sickened.
I tried bros
>>29380742
cigarettes fuckhead
>>29380838
first 2 message are okay.
saying your a weirdo was a risky gamble, but she replied.
at this point i would have said something funny or something people find strange
>>29380828
Not that hard depending on where you live
Don't think it's easy to match with them though. Tranny Stacys are harder to match with than cis Stacys.
The easiest place to find a cute tranny is on r9k desu. There's loads of them
>>29380703
want to hang out bro? i'm in LA too.
>>29380894
update if it works
>>29380907
I went to school in LA
I live in Bay Area
>>29380361
this girl wants your cock bro. also whats up, im the guy who just asked to hang out. im in la too as you know.
>>29380899
we were edgy teenages
>>29380752
Righr, it's good to be passionate, but think about this
These girls have no idea what League of Legends is. Talking about it instantly kills the conversation, because you're giving them nothing to work with.
There's not going to be much of a go-to thing to talk about, because most of this stuff is situational or contextual. They'll sometimes give you something to work with in their bio, so go off that. But some girls are basic so it can be a struggle sometimes to think of shit
I believe in you anon
>>29380919
oh i see. my mistake, Chad.
>>29380905
What about trannies who aren't that attractive? I don't care if she's super cute just needs to look feminine and act like a girl.
As for r9k I see trap threads posted constantly but never any real transgendered girls.
>>29380899
He said fags, dickwad.
Guy likes smoking fags, that's his business stop coming down on him.
>>29380931
teenagersoriginal prankster
>>29380905
>tfw highest match on okcupid was a mtf trasn
>i'm straight
just fucking kill me
Stop saying their name in every sentence and stop apologizing for everything. Women want a man who is like their dad, and fathers never say sorry to their children.
Man up.
>>29380914
Nah the night before she said she wanted to hangout but had work the next day. Allas, she didnt unmatch so there is hope.
>>29380973
Can confirm. Best sex I ever had, girl told me I was 'like her dad before he died, just like (she) remembers him) and proceeded to fuck the living fuck out of me for 8 hours. Seems strange in hindsight but whatever
>>29380957
There are a lot of self-hating lonely trannies on /lgbt/ who also post here
I'm sure many of them would love a robot bf
You could also try okcupid
Tiny is for people who just want to fuck and people desperate for even the smallest thread of intimacy. As the latter be mindful of not talking to the former. I mean even if you're remotely attractive or w/e be mindful that most girls there will just stop talking to you if you're not hinting that you're looking to fuck or at least trying to escalate things. That is why girls stop talking to you out of the blue. When you see profiles that say "no hookups please" It's because they have some crazy worry that one of their friends will see them on them and call them a slut.
You will never, EVER, have a normal or fulfilling relationship from tinder, or okcupid, or any of these services. They are for people who want to fuck or people at the end of their rope. If you did ever manage to spark something meaningful the spouse will always have tinder to go back to for the bigger better deal if there was ever a shadow of a doubt.
You could try not being a faggot.
>>29380843
Something interesting about you. Then job, university, major, shit like that
>>29381011
What advantage is there to OkCupid though?
I really don't have very high standards but I've heard trans girls are extremely picky regardless of their looks. Is that true?
>>29380535
>>29380742
>>29380899
>fags
Cigarettes
i forget most of you are ameriafats
kek i think i have now too autism, no wounder the captcha keep getting harder
>>29379400
>robots actually believe you are actually trying to get girls, not doing this for the trollololulz
lol
>>29379700
Rules 1 and 2, go fuck yourself
>>29380957
Ive only managed to speak to one trans, i think she spooked herself when i looked past the fact she was a trap
>>29380703
"Mommy gf desu" sounds like a joke.
1) I agree with earlier poster. Complimenting looks is lame and par for course. Plain old "hello" is boring too. Most girls want to feel "special" and have you pick up on something that hasn't a billion times already.
Google rules on how frequently to use someone's name. If you overuse names, you seem creepy and like there's an established relationship when there isn't.
Seriously. Girls know they're pretty. Your compliment means nothing.
2) Never tell a girl you're a virgin. Girls don't like taking a guy's virginity usually because they think it's a signal something is wrong with them, or they don't want to train them, or have you cum in a minute, or fall in love with them because you obviously have no idea what sex is.
You tell them later, much later, if ever, after they've fucked you.
3) what are you looking for exactly again? Your mommy?
>>29381053
There's a lot of trannies on okcupid
I don't know if they are extremely picky or not. I've always been too scared to message a trans girl. I know like 99% of them don't like guys who want to touch and suck their girlpenis. They also prefer chad just like regular girls. Although there's a good portion who prefer skinny indie Chad over jock Chad. And many of them are lesbians.
>>29379531
HOLY BETA
Why would you "stutter"?????
just speak like a normal human being.
>>29380743
because it's b a i t
>>29381106
What do you mean spooked herself?
>>29381120
This is a lot of good advice thanks
And there are definitely some girls that will take a guy's virginity. I've seen a survey I think a quarter of women who responded were ok with dating a virgin. I don't want to lie about being a virgin, I'm not ashamed of it.
And yes, I'd like a gf I could call mommy
>>29379666
Sorry to hear that but yeah Tim is a shit name, very tepid and meek sounding. Change it to Tom. That's a name with balls.
>>29381164
he sperged out and she stopped talking to him and he's looking for ways to rationalize it
>>29381106
kek sorry anon I'm sure you were fine
>>29381164
i think it bothered her because, i wasnt like Ooo you have a cock!? then act awkward and shit.
>>29381168
You should be upfront after you've started speaking to a girl that you're autistic and kinda weird. Explain how you're aspie. People understand better when you tell them how you're different.
It's not about lying. It's about avoiding people's pre-conceived notions. If you're looking for a serious ltr thing, then wait an extended period of time before you reveal it. Like after there's chemistry or making out, and you think it has that ltr potential. In any case, it does work as a filter once you tell them. But you'll likely lose less opportunities if you wait for the appropriate time to tell them you're a virgin.
Mommy issue - like, mom replacement, or the fantasy thing? Is it like reverse dd/lg? Anr thing?
>>29381202
im the guy from the story, also sociopath.
sperging isnt my style
>>29379329
I am a tall white guy, average looks. If I match with a bunch of minority/fat girls do you think they'll want me?
I have a friend who uses Tinder and he never swipes right for minorities or uglies, so I figure they're desperate.
I'm trying to find a girl who will actually want me and that I won't have to try extremely hard to please by not being socially awkward/acting normal.
>>29381272
Ok I will be upfront. I sent this right before I read your post. How did I do?
I guess like reverse dd/lg but I wouldn't want to be a little boy id prefer she'd call me daddy
>>29381168
Also, maybe if you put some of your fave interests in the text area of your profile, maybe you'd catch more girls into your shit. Some girls are into games and league of Legends or whatever.
These hot chick's aren't going to be into that stuff most of the time, and idk how many really want you to call them mommy.....
>>29381312
There's gotta be at least one who'd want you
But a lot of guys utilize the same strategy so there will still be competition
You have to offer more commitment in order to beat Chad who just wants a quick fuck from an ugly fat girl
Never intermingle sexual with people outside your own race.
This is to ensure that you do not accidentally create dumb-downed offspring of mix race.
>>29381355
I'm willing to settle for anyone as long as she's not a single mom and is around my age to be honest. Ugly girls are actually kind of cute in my opinion, as long as they aren't obese.
>>29381198
i use Jay when i meet people i know i probably will never see again.
wtf? You should never settle for anything less for the best pussy around...
>>29381314
That's much better. You totally negative complimented her. Don't fuck it up. There's this really good episode of it's always sunny in Philadelphia where frank tries to teach Mac and Charlie how to speak to women/date, and man, I can't remember it, but there was some other episode from something about negative complimenting where the guy was too negative.
What you just did is engage her by using her name, but piquing her interest because she probably doesn't understand why it's a "suppose" instead of a guarantee. That's flirty.
I kind of suggest Matthew hussey on youtube. He focuses on women, but has general good human advice.
Have you considered fetlife? Your interest is kind of a kink, and sometimes it's easier to go to a place where freasy people flock.
>>29381312
Mutual interests are key in finding a girl who likes you for you.
>>29381405
thank for reminding me, anon
>tfw the only matches you get are bots
