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What's a person with no friends supposed to do on a Saturday
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What's a person with no friends supposed to do on a Saturday night?
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>>29379198
I usually browse r9k and play with my toys
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>>29379198
Just reinstalled Magic Online.
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>>29379198
you're doing the best you can
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>>29379198
Masturbate to anime
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Whatever you want to do. Most activities don't require friends. But considering you seem to be lonely, I would suggest you work on becoming comfortable with your own company.
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>>29379198
Be comfy, play vidya, smoke weed, watch tv shows or anime, masturbate
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>>29379198
Masturbate furiously.

Unsurprisingly, this isn't original.
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>>29379271
>>29379246
>>29379219
>>29379288
>>29379295

Don't you ever get kinda lonely tho
?
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>>29379323
Being an aspie, not for me. I'm too stupid and apathetic to care.
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sometimes I go to starbucks, buy a cheap coffee and sit in the shop for a while. There's usually a lot of people around and people watching can be fun. You could go to a bar also but that's too social for me
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>>29379323
Only if I become to cognisant of my toys not being alive.
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>>29379384
I was going to try this once but I felt that I would stick out like a sore thumb around all the yuppie normalfags
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>>29379198
every weekend i spend alone and sad i think of just shooting some place full of happy people up, but then i think all the eurofags will say "good job america, another mass shooting". so i have been saving up money to fly to the england and go on a mass stabbing spree.or if i find a cop or somthing with a gun he would be my first target then just shoot some place up
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>>29379198
r u gay? 566
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>>29379384

I'd used to do this every weekend, not Starbucks buy another local coffee chain, and eventually it just made me more depressed because I'd always see qt girls and couples come in and it constantly re-enforced how alone I am.
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>>29379439
you realize they're going to find out you're american anyway right
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>>29379458
doesnt matter, atleast ill show the eurofags whos boss
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>>29379428
not him, but I can tell you that people don't give a fuck about strangers in a coffee shop, so no. As long as you're relatively subtle about the staring
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>>29379198
shitpost on 4chan

AND MAKE ORIGINAL COMMENTS, FUCK YOU ROBOT
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>>29379198
Play some video games and order pizza.
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>>29379198
Muted for 2 seconds for saying,
>"Homework?"

This board sucks. First post and I'm out.
Peace.
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anyone wanna play lol or overwatch?
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Play vidya. I had the house to myself so I just played Xenoblade all day.
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>>29379473
Fuck eurocucks. Subhuman Marxists deserve no sympathy. They will be the downfall of the Western society and we are hopeless to stop them
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>>29379448
I used to think like that and I still do. However im trying to adjust my thinking so I can be happy for all the people having good lives. If I cant be happy myself, i can at least find happiness in others'
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Play the 31 IV bike riding lottery simulator on Pokemon, that's what I'm doing
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I just made a bunch of music
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>>29379524
>If I cant be happy myself, i can at least find happiness in others'

That is actually closer to the actual definition of a cuck than most of its uses on 4chan.
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>>29379428
normies dont notice people like us. we're invisible to them.
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do normalfags actually go clubbing/drinking/partying every weekend night or this is just a meme?
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>>29379439
was getting reported part of your pIan?
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I just had a nice hiit cardio session. Now im just staying hydrated, reading and shitposting. I fucking love water.
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>>29379553
stay bitter if you want but the only person that it affects is you
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>>29379198
Go to sleep and wake up bright and early on Sunday to go to work.
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>>29379565
It's true it's not a meme, everyone at my job talks about how they're always broke because they blow all of their money on the weekend at a club for drinks.

I don't get why they do that
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>>29379524

Do you try to experience things vicariously through them or something?
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>>29379198
I'm working on plans for an un-mamed high-endurance dirigible. Nothing is probably going to come from it, but I like the thought processes involved. I am fucking loving the math involved right now.
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>>29379587
And it only affects you that you've given up on your own ego and person
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>>29379615
I guess. I actually want others to be happy and find enjoyment when they are. The world is a beautiful place with beautiful people, but I am not one of them.
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>>29379663
sometimes you have to face reality
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>>29379198
If anyone is in NJ and wants to hang out whenever pls respond
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>>29379532

Wondertrade all your breedjects so you can up your lottery odds. I get PP ups almost every day now.
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>>29379198
>tfw work nights every weekend
>have to deal with normies in large groups for hours
i wanna die
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>>29379609

Normies are dumb yet somehow successful.
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>>29379721
Not all of them, most are just trash who barely survive from check to check because they impulse buy everything or just don't budget.
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Be with yourself, find what compels you to do things greater than yourself
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>>29379697
>tfw NJ lite
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if you live in north america, there is a full moon but you can still see mars, saturn and jupiter light up the sky
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I just made an okcupid account, not for dating but to make friends. I'm not sure if people really use that site for friendship or not but I'm desperate and don't know what else to do.

So now I have to message people, but I cant bring myself to do it. I wish someone would message me first. I feel so insecure. I'm unusually ugly and have niche interests so I feel like I'm bothering people just existing on there.
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>>29379769
Where you at senpai
fwkdfjskd
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>>29379788
Staten Island

Surprisingly not original comment
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>>29379691
There are many ways of facing the reality of a cruel fate or the human condition. When the world bites you, you can bite back or you can perish in the worst possible ways: submitting and ultimately regretting it as your existence ends.
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>>29379805
>tfw that is far from me
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>>29379775

With the naked eye or do you need a telescope?
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>>29379913

naked eye, if you need help there are free apps for your smart phone that you can get which find the planets/stars for you, just search for "astronomy" google play/app store
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>>29379939

I see a bright orangish-red thing slightly southeast of the moon.

Which planet is that?
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>>29379876
God damn it anon

Original loneliness
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Watch anime, fap to hentai, play some vidya then sleep.
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Just got done with a nine hour shift at my job at the amusement park. Now I'm here while eating a pair of poptarts and drinking a can of Dr. Pepper
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How the hell do I make friends and keep the friendship?

Almost every friend I've had usually loses interest in hanging out with me within a few a months.

The loneliness is crippling me. I literally have no friends.
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>>29380072
You have to wake up
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>>29380091

Wake up to what?

I'm a friendless loser that still lives at home despite being 26 years old. I have a job and a car but it does nothing for my self esteem. Never had a gf and currently have had no friends for over 2 years. I don't know how much longer my soul can endure this loneliness. Psych meds just made me feel like a zombie - I was on them for almost 10 years and went off of them cold turkey about 9 months ago. Now I've regained the ability to masturbate (seriously - nothing kills libido and sexual ability like anti-depressants).

How do you robots manage the loneliness?
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come over and join us at /heem/ on /sp/ and watch the fights with us

guaranteed banter
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>>29380163
>How do you robots manage the loneliness?

I think most don't manage at all. I'm considering my options right now
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>>29380035
>amusement park

any cool stories?
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>>29380163
Please wake up anon.
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>>29379219
>toys
i hope you don't mean monster dicks
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>told I'm really good at keeping a conversation by a couple normies
>can't seem to ever past "acquaintance" -ship
>realize I'm a NEET with no life, nothing to relate by normies
>people get bored of me
>thus no friends

mimicking peoples personally seems to be fixing this.
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>>29380230

Do you mean offing myself?

I've been considering it for a while.
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Go to the gym

Eat healthy food that complements your fitness goals

Work on a creative pursuit

Keep stimulated by talking to people online

Balance
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>>29380215
None of your fucking business asshole
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>>29379198
I used to drink alone and play video til I black out mostly.

I've been doing it for almost a 2 years. I used to do it everyday it seemed. I would sometimes drink an entire fifth of vodka to myself. Recently I've cut myself back to only weekends. But I'm tired of the booze sweats and the insomnia from withdrawals. I've the rapid development of a beer gut has left purple stretch marks on my stomach that I am terrified will never go away and no one will ever love me because of them. During my last withdrawal my kidneys felt achy and inflated like balloons, I'm terrified I have liver disease or something wrong inside me.

I've been sober a week...but goddamn I'm so lonely. I'm scared I won't be able to make it another week. Is there like a 4chan AA?
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>>29380253
pretty much exactly this, I have no cool stories to tell or life experiences to share which is why I'm pretty much fucked. getting friends is like getting a job, you need experience to begin with
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>>29379198
same thing you're doing OP, just sit here and post on r9k, maybe watch a movie, maybe get something to eat, or play a videogame.
same old stuff
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>>29379198
I just got off from working a 10 hour shift
Now I'm gonna smoke some weed, watch some anime and probably play some vidya like most other social misfits

It's not all so bad, some nights I feel at peace like tonight, other nights I stare at my ceiling thinking about nothing for hours
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>>29380282
>Is there like a 4chan AA?

No, but AA is a lot like 4chan. Burnouts and losers telling half true stories. Old fags are respected. Mods to keep everything in order.

Just go to a meeting and say you want a sponsor.
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I like to see how many beers it takes for me to stop breathing altogether.
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>>29380382

better get to work then
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>>29380282
If your poor enough and neet, couldn't you go to a hospital with a psych ward and act like your going to suicide if you don't get some alcohol to get some potential free treatment and company?
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>>29380307
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Can this place become any more politically correct?
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>>29379399
You're cracking me up senpai. Some pics of the toys?
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>>29379198
Swallow enough DPH to the point that you feel like a meat puppet, and muse about how we're all a biological accident in a stupid universe that is nothing more than a vast, pointless gyration of radioactive rocks and gas in which we happen to occur
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>>29379198
i usually stare at the screen of my pc doing nothing
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I bought a quart of ice cream for $7, really good thats why its expensive, I eat the whole thing in an hour and by the time I'm down my mouth is nearly frozen. Feels good when it unthaws.
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>>29380163
>How do you robots manage the loneliness?

I don't

I peruse 4chan and dating websites in a pathetic search for meaningful social interaction but due to the transient nature of online interactions this really doesn't make me feel any less empty and then I go to sleep feeling like I wasted a day because I did fuck all except sit on my computer. Having no friends was easy as a kid, because video games excited me a lot more, and school took up a lot of my time, now I only look forward to a few games, and I have a lot more free time as a college student, so it hits a lot harder.
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>>29379198
Find an underground punk or metal show near you. I recommend the app Bandsintown, you'll meet people there
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I enjoy some films
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>>29380445
>tfw you scroll through your 250 steam games and want to play none of them and just stare for 4 hours.

I think we all know this feel
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Do copious amounts of drugs
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>>29380272
T_T okay
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Smoke, drink , play vidya, watch movies or anything you want. Try to get a hobbit that isn't just consuming media though .
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>>29379198
Get /comfy/, nigga
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>>29380830
>hobbit

kek

I just playing vidya and had a beer....damn I need to work on going out more.
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It's Sunday morning now and I haven't gone to bed yet. I spent all night listening to music and browsing the internet.
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