>you're riding alone on a train
>suddenly you hear quiet sobbing and this girl sits across from you
wat do?
Nothing, what makes you think any girl would want any kind of interaction from a robot
*hands her a bowl of eggs*
Tell her "You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this."
ask her to keep me posted
>>29379142
Just stare down at my feet the duration of my ride.
nothing because fuck white women , i may even laugh
tell her pic related
Sup bitch? You a virgin?
If not take your obnoxious crying elsewhere, probably deserved it anyway
>>29379229
This.
Fuck white whores, she is sobbing because chad didnt let her suck his toes.
> tfw no asian GF
Ignore. The world is truly fucked up. Real post.
>>29379142
Nothing.
I'm not going to pry or get involved without explicit invitation.
I keep reading my book or shitposting or I move seats.
>>29379142
Move to another seat, away from her.
I pull up 4chan on my phone and call OP a faggot
>>29379142
Question why the FUCK I'm riding a train in Texas.
>>29379252
Yeah, fuck white women, go for an Indian, middle eastern, philipino or African woma, specially if you aren't white, white women will treat you terribly like a pet or accessory
>>29379286
>indian
poo in loo pajeet detected
nobody wants your women
>>29379286
Enjoy having children that look nothing like you.
>>29379286
american women in general are probably the worst in the world.
Quietly begin to start fucking her to make a supreme aryan ubermensch plantinum blond(e) child
>>29379310
Implying they would even be your children if you choose to marry a white woman.
>>29379142
Tell her to stop crying pussy. I believe in treating men and women equally.
>>29379142
Run away, clearly she's a tormented spirit who has manifested to take advantage of my naivete.
>>29379322
>begin to start
woah, don't want to rush in. better prepare to make preparations to initiate beginning to start fucking her
>>29379307
>>29379313
>>29379310
Well mainly if you are Asian, black, middle eastern or whatever should you go for those if you want to be happy.
If you're white eastern Europe/Russia is the option to go for
>this girl sits across from you
>implying
>>29379346
kek'd at this for some reason
>>29379351
>quietly start fucking the air in front of her while unzipping my dick
>slowly part her legs with dick ever so softly she doesn't notice, stick peepee into panties pussy
>upon dissatisfaction, remove panties pussy for real pussy, begin to start initiating sex
>>29379313
Agreed
>>29379286
>>29379252
>>29379229
This girl is from Eatern Europe, not like the degenerate net negative whores of the west.
>>29379142
Honestly, nothing.
I'm a nice guy, but women want a white knight to come to their help and I'm not it. I would probably do more harm than good.
Using these words in their original sense, not the memes. White knights ironically became beta neckbeards on the Internet, the opposite of what women expect their actual white knights to be.
>>29379142
I don't want to be charged with harassment, so I move to another train car.
>>29379403
now you're thinking with your cranium
Nothing at all. I'm not making that mistake again.
There was this one time that a girl was crying on the bus stop in my college. It was just me and her there. And I thought I should do something, she could be feeling ill after all (and my inner gentleman was willing to help m'lady). So I asked her "Is everything okay? Are you feeling sick?" and then she proceeded to bitch about her teacher, and how unfair he was. She would have to take his class again the next semester. And then she continued on talking about how her life was ruined because she failed this one class.
Man, I never wanted to slap someone in the face like I did at that moment. I can't even count how many classes I failed in college. And then this girl is crying her eyes out because 1 stupid class. And I still had to pretend to feel bad for her, because I was the one who started the conversation and I felt responsible.
Never again.
I would tell her I only like black women because I have pride in my race and she should do the same, segregated trains when?
I'd be a fool not to want to have a black kid who looks like me
>implying anybody would want to sit in front of me
kek
>>29379504
Aww you sperg, you coulda asked her if she wanted your help studying!
>>29379505
This anon speaks some wisdom better listen up
>>29379537
She clearly just wanted to vent, initiating real interaction would have redirected some of that rage.
>>29379193
shut up
not original
>>29379567
Naw she wanted some sexual healing. Tell her she wouldn't have to work if she gets pregnant
keep listening to music and ignore
like wtf what else
>>29379598
Have sex with
>>29379142
Probably nothing. If I try to console, she would probably think I'm just trying to hit on her, when I'm actually just trying to help
Hi, would you like to have sex with me?
Crying in public is disgraceful.
>>29379690
Perfect response
She would be like,
"Well, it would make me feel better..." And there you go
>>29379719
Of course, then after we have sex, I will buy a winning lottery ticket and become a millionaire while being struck by lightning several times on my way to the lottery office.
look her directly in the eyes until i finish
ignore the stupid bitch
shiggy
>>29379142
Look the other way and keep listening to music
Whatever she's going through the last thing she probably wants is some ugly fucking autist bothering her about the personal details of her life
>>29379172
Thread over on the first post.
>>29379142
Inquisitively ask the madam what's troubling her, I strike!
*sits next to the sad girl and puts my arm around her*
"It will be okay, don't let your boyfriend make you upset! There's plenty of guys who can make you happy, like me!"
As my kindness pushes her to the edge of her seat, she gets up and walks away.
"Hah! Useless female, as if you could have the pleasure of sitting so close to me!"
*sits back in my seat and nods head in satisfaction*
>>29379142
>>29379172
she's probably crying because of the creepy guy siting across from her
>>29379360
I miss this meme, thank you for posting it
>>29379142
Mind my own business because I'm not a nosy fucker.
>>29379142
She's crying because she's forced to sit across from you. Is it really worth it to try talking to her, which will just result in her crying even louder?
>>29379583
It's called a joke.
>>29379142
slap her and say shut the fuck up
>>29379360
the funny thing is that pic makes the "ugly guy" look like a friendly forest monster, why would she sit by emo chemo patent when she could possibly get stories of magic and wonder from the friendly druid halfling visiting the big city.
>>29380727
Reddit tier post
>>29380747
>ribitribitribit
found the cuck
>>29380777
>cuckposting
Reddit tier response
>>29380802
>redditierposting
Cuckposting
>>29379142
I'm not falling for your scam gypsie
>>29379142
think to myself "hahaha you fucking roastie, I bet you deserved wharever happened to you, I hope you die in a fire"
then ignore her for the rest of the trip
>>29380664
This is me and my friends and gf other than the greasy creep
>shout "Aloha Snackbar!"
>throw a tiki cocktail and some salted peanuts at her
>>29379310
A very good thing, after divorce.
Eyy shut the fuck up I'm trying to here
>>29379286
I wonder who is behind this post kek
>>29380727
Reminds me of a smaller Hagrid and the feelz guy is basically just a broke ass muggle Voldemort in a hoodie.
>>29379142
Move next to the greasy creep behind her.
