Please help a fellow anon jack off? My wifi is down and my data plan hasn't been properly verified yet and I can't access any porn or /b/. Any gif or webm is greatly appreciated.
General porn thread
If you can access one 4chan board you can access any other one, fuck off
>>29378993
I can't, /b/ is classed as porn aswell as all the other ones. EE is a shitty provider with adult restrictions. I haven't got round to proving my age to them yet and need a helping hand for tonight. Please don't let a fellow robot down
>>29378970
Use this, your sperm will hit the ceiling.
>>29379059
I beg of the, have some pitty on a horny and lonely sad peice of shit.
>>29379103
what do you like? f am
>>29379103
enjoy ara ara ara desu
>>29379103
I always have a clown shit on my cake before I jack off with it.
Always works for me.
>>29379160
Reddit raiders leave, nobody is falling for your gay spam and we want you gone. Fuck you.
>>29379156
I'll just start guessing
ig
>>29379195
>he's this paranoid
confirmed for closet bisexual
>>29379156
Anything you can offer mate, I won't be fussy. Gangland, rougher the better, complete slots being used and glory hole are my preference. Also bribing women
>>29379264
Everybody has caught on, denying it isn't even cute. Nobody wants you here, go away.
>>29379195
I'm not from reddit, just want a wank m9
>>29379210
Thanks friendo, any more?
>>29379210
Sawce of that right fucking now
Can we get some more porn webms please???
>>29379409
seems I have mostly hentai and bestiality webms
all my more normal good stuff is too big to upload
>>29378970
File sizes on the gifs were too big. Copy & paste these semen demons, OP:
https://a.uguu.se/8LSsLcr80imf_4542727f49ae99375ed8b2109ab62f29.gif
https://a.uguu.se/cuAN7AlTlvXo_8bcd7fa877ae5077e98a35108cbc8fc6.gif
hereugo
,reeeoriginal
andano ther
ffs muted
>>29379709
Is there a file sharing website you can stream that isn't considered porn you can upload large files to?
>>29379709
If it involves a woman being funked or giving a bj I don't care
>>29379806
you on phone or PC?
a
>>29379806
See >>29379727
I used uguu.se for mine. That's temp though. pomf.cat for permanent uploads.
>>29379850
Phone. Thanks again for all the help
>>29379186
This is now a clown girl thread
>>29379961
Hope you liek clowns
>>29379975
Nothing better than clown girls
>>29379928
File expired, could you upload a 10 minute porn video senpai?
>>29379997
So close to quads clowngirl get
>>29380015
Well sheeeiit
reeee fucking clowns
>>29379961
>>29379975
>>29379997
Not my thing, if you have any webms them upload but if it's images there's no chance
>>29380021
I love clown girls
>>29380038
Op here, please stop. I just want a wank
>>29380031
No wembs but don't deny it this makes your jinkies tingle
>>29380053
Wank to these sexy clowna
>>29380053
Join us. Fuck a clown
>>29380057
No, images are shit for me. Especially clown girls. Can you go spam somewhere else please?
>>29380053
Give it up for clown porn
>>29380087
Yes. Yes I can.
overmeme
post
Just a few nice things I've saved recently.
>>29380071
>>29380081
If I could fuck I would. Instead I'm staying awake waiting for a porn vid so I can wank before work tomorrow. Please help an anon out
>>29380087
But I will not.
Look at how the brunette and redhead are looking at each other. Swear they're about to fuck.
>>29380122
Why?
Your simply wasting your time and all your doing in the process is making it slightly harder for me to Jack off
>>29380112
Fuck that clowns are better
I always wonder what women think when they watch another girl getting fucked.
>>29380153
Huehuehiehua
Put your goof juice in a clown hoo-ha!
>>29380112
Thankyou! Please ignore the 12 year old spamming clown shit
Jerk it and work it, clown girls got your back
More boobies, my favourite part of a woman.
>>29380179
Confirmed for no taste at all
>>29380164
Diamonds, please continue
Seeing groups of chicks naked really turns me on for some reason.
>>29380192
Clown boobies are better
>>29380198
Make a clown thread you absolute cunt.
>tfw you have no videos of robots jacking off
>>29380205
Groups of clowns are greater
Something about the "false modesty" of see-through clothing also gets me rock hard. Never quite been able to explain it.
>>29380222
I'll make you one of you upload a 10 min porn to somewhere my phone can access
>>29380221
But this IS a clown thread. A smart anon has a thumb drive with good porn for the lean times of internet famine.
Brief interlude with more great boobies...
>>29380257
...including some classic great boobies.
Hmmmmmmm clown girl.
>>29380267
Fuck that. It's clown time.
I think she likes him.
>>29380293
I think he would like her better if she was a clown
Not sure which is hotter: Her outfit, or the fact it doesn't seem to cover quite everything.
>>29380332
It would be hotter in paint
Look how happy she is to be separated from her dress.
posting my ideal body type
>>29380350
Looks like she gorgot her paint
>>29380379
That's forgot.
Another girl happy to be relieved of her dress.
>>29380404
Yet sadly lacking clown paint
milf I saw the other day
had to be discreet
>>29380435
Another of her wish I could fuck her
>>29380458
I've never fucked a milf before have any of you fellow robots done it?
>>29380473
Seems like it's guaranteed good sex although I'm sure they can't be that tight
>>29380492
Clowns are.
here's a snap my gf sent me
Another group shot. Betcha can't pick just one!
>>29380601
Unfff
Love it
>>29380642
Awesome, thanks! Don't have much in this genre but here's a little more.
>>29380686
So many tantalizing offers.
>>29380686
No problem man I don't have much either
I love this pic though
incoming dump, famamamam
>>29380716
Think this is the last of this sort I've got.
textles posts are not alsodakpasdl;akds';alskd'a;lsdk'ads
>>29380754
...except maybe this one, for panty lovers like myself.
adihasdaklsdj;aslkja;lskdja;slkd
you know what i mean
Lovely day for a stroll with your girlfriends.
>>29380754
Crazy to think that men like Ghengis Khan and Montezuma literally had harems with more women in them then there are in that pic
>>29380788
>10 girls
>1 decent ass
this must be from uk
>>29380801
>ywn be genghis khan
>>29380801
Yep. Lucky bastards.
tesxtplosts are not allowed
Just gonna post a few more I happen to like. Pretty sure OP has gotten what he needs by now.
Thank you, other contributors.
aboriginal oregano spaghetti
>>29380855
Great ass on that girl but aside from that I always thought she looked kinda weird
Just something about this chick. Also, love the outfit.
>>29380888
i think she's cute, btw nice trips.
>>29380833
She's hot got more of her or a source?
More "false modesty" stuff I find hard to explain. Also, goth chick.
>>29380927
Don't get me wrong I would definitely fuck her and make her my gf everything from the waist up is so out of proportion though
>>29380968
ah okay good me too. what teh FUCK is on that grils pussy?
>>29380932
Pretty sure this is the same chick but that's all I've got.
>>29380968
No no. This is how you get a girl ready to be dessert.
>>29380975
Wax
Gotta stay nice and smooth
>tfw hairy as fuck so it's not even worth it to shave my chest or pubes
>>29380932
>>29380984
Ha, I never noticed the text on this picture before. So I guess "Martisha" is your answer.
>>29381016
oh okay. tfw also hairy (not too hairy), but i like it. it's manly.
>>29380435
The MILFiest pic I've got, if that's your thing.
>>29381054
I'm too hairy and women these days definitely seem to prefer dolphin-smooth men
>this girl is one of my favs
>>29381080
More of her she's got a great arse
Boobs so epic even their owner is stunned by them.
>>29381080
i dunno, i definitely hearing some girls say they like hair on their men. i like that girl btw, have some more porn.
Beth Lily
Unfortunately she does not do porn but goddamn does she need to
>>29381131
I think they're definitely in the minority
Probably doesn't help that my face is legit ugly
I'm not usually into gooks but this one is just perfect looking and tan lines always turn me on
Wish I knew the story behind this one. Anyway, nice dress.
>>29381241
That's pretty fucking hot
Gonna need to have a wank soon
>>29381175
More of her cracking arse
Unfortunately her Twitter is now private
It was really quite the spank bank
>>29381313
And this is the last of this particular slag that I have
Think that's it for me. In conclusion, and to summarize: Boobies.
>>29381507
Amazing pair she's got
>>29380975
Why does every anime girl look unwilling when having sex?
>>29381658
It's a Japanese thing. Even their 3D women sound like they're not enjoying sex at all, and make pained faces.
there are some righteously hot women ITT
