>"Anon, help! I fell after over on my bike and now I can't move!"
>call paramedics and let them handle this
>>29378956
> well we seem to be the only ones out here on this bike trail and it will take paramedics hours to find us
> i'll see what I can do
>>29378956
Meh, she'd laugh if it were to happen to me.
YOU HAVE TO EAT THE EGGS
>>29378956
I'd call the amberlamps and hang out to make sure she doesn't slowly breathe to death and then go about my business.
Do unto others.
>>29378956
*bunny hop over her*
*roll 10 feet away and skid to a stop*
*look back at her with a smirk*
"Race you home"
*ride away*
>teleport behind her
>unsheath my katana
>>29378956
do nothing, just walk away.
also, this guy >>29379100 gets it
kek
>>29378956
>"Do I look like a doctor to you?"
Walk away.
>>29379100
lol 74
>>29378956
That's wat you get for headbanging and throwing up the horns in the middle of a bike ride, you stupid sloot.
>>29379342
>Turn 360 degrees
>Zipline away.
>>29378956
>Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet you fucking moron. Not my fault you're incompetent.
Then continue on with my bike ride.
>>29379100
Fuck you murderer. Go vegan or fuck yourself.
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>>29379394
I need one from Abby Normal, though.
>>29378975
normie pls
>its rape time
>>29378956
Someone just say "rape her" already so we can go home
>>29378956
Ask Chad for help, then
>>29379100
SMASH MOUTH EAT THE EGGS
>>29378956
>I fell after over
Looks like you got brain damage too. Should have worn a helmet.
>>29381988
Hey it's that pathetic goon with no charisma who managed to get owned by a fucking celebrity chef
>*slumps into hoodie and gains an extra 50lb*
