>a sweaty, healthy tomboy will never shove her smelly butt against your face after a workout and rip a vegetable-powered fart against your nose
Why even live tbqfh famalamamapai?
>no fart huffers on tonight
what is it pleb day on r9k?
>>29378395
*FFFFFFBPPPPLLPPLPLLLRNTTTTTF*
gibe tomboy gf pls
>vegetable powered fart
Never ceases to amaze me.....
Honestly I just want to fart in a girl's face and facesit her.
>>29379780
yeah i wish more girls were into being sat on by smelly neets
>>29379780
Shitting on a pretty girl's face would be fun as heck
Hey anon, I just got back PT with the platoon and...
BBBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT
>>29380016
>>29380042
this. patrician taste fampais
>le BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
meme!
>>29381074
>meme
Pleb detected. Scat and farts are a fetish you can only achieve after much consumption of the finest pornography. It is proof of being a nonnormie.
i always wondered where the symbol for a heart came from
human hearts are not shaped like that
>>29381685
>where the symbol for a heart came from
Just google these exact words and you get a wikipedia page explaining it.
>>29381685
now you know it's from big juicy booty
>tfw fit athletic tomboyish short-hairedlesbian lookinggirl is in my group of close friends
>military training every summer and everything
>tfw nobody has any interest in her at all including meshe's too much of a bro
>mfw I sit here and laugh at your silly fetishes
>>29383636
nigger what
bro tier athletic short hair tomboy girls are a fucking treasure and if you have the opportunity you should wife her immediately
you're not some kind of fucking NORMIE, are you?
>>29383736
She's into taller manlier guys which I am not, so we have a mutual unspoken trust of non attraction
I mean I'm still going to try sometime though, we've both just been too busy to date.>tfw no car
