Flea cup
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Anyone else's flea cup spontaneously turn red like this?
Also, post your flea cup.
>>29377417
Who in the living fuck has a cup designated for fleas?
>>29377417
It looked like this just a couple of days ago. Is it a fungal bloom, and is it unhealthy to be sitting directly next to it?
>>29377473
>doesn't have a flea cup
how
>>29377417
it's not as bad as the cum bottles I suppose
>>29377627
they probably just disintegrated finally and out came your hemoglobin
I've never heard of this in my life wtf?
posting in the hottest meme thread of summer '16
>>29377680
My house and room are clean. That's how. Isn't yours?
>>29377761
hope it is just disintegration because my dinner is sitting 2 inches away from it
>>29378037
hmmm.... no. quit being a fag.
seriousIy guys
This will be on leddit in a week
what in the ACTUAL fuck is going on here
>aboriginal
>>29378995
Do you get the fleas off yourself, or a pet? Thats fucking gross though senpai desu.
>>29379013
>week
try 1/2 hour
>mommy found the tick tissues
>>29377417
are the fleas drawn towads the cup?
>flea cup
sweet shit, where do you get the fleas?
>>29379128
wewus maximus
What do you use to bait them in with?
>>29377627
>>29377417
those are ticks, not fleas
>>29377417
The fleas probably had blood in them, OP!
How the fuck don't you scratch your skin off?
>>29379129
If u put some food in it and water
>>29379094
myself. flea meds made the precious cats into super-effective death squads but the fleas still feed on me. tell me how to cure this.
>>29379179
that is a shot cup superfag. hope the flea plague finds you next.
If you don't have a flea cup you're an idiot and missing out
What the everloving fuck am I looking at. What is that red juice? Don't fucking tell me that's blood.
>>29377417
ahaha i had a flea cup last summer i did not know it was a thing.
>>29377919
>>29379068
basically when the fleas hit critical mass in your house they start coming after people too. the little fuckers are so small theyre almost impossible to crush with your fingers, and the second you loosen your grip on them they jump away. the only way to immobolize them is to submerge them in liquid so they cant jump. i used bleach.
Someone please tell me that OP is getting the fleas from a cat or something
>>29379230
Holy shit clean your house and your filthy self while you're at it you sick fuck.
>>29379253
>basically when the fleas hit critical mass in your house
where the fuck do you live? in a log cabin?
>>29377417
there is no need for this
>flea cup
here we go guys, get ready for the ride
I have 4 cats and live pretty disgustingly, but I only have fleas occasionally biting my legs then hopping off. Do you actually have them crawling around in your hair? and are they on other parts of your body too?
>>29379129
nah you pick em off your legs and pop em in the cup before they get the chance to jump away.
>>29379230
you just gotta wait it out. by the way the tenacious ones can climb out of water and up the side of a cup or glass. i've seen em do it. use bleach.
>>29379253
trailer actually :^)
>>29379318
You do realize they're going to keep breeding regardless of you putting a few in a cup. Your carpets, bed, pets, yourself, whole house is now a fucking breeding den and won't go away until you get a professional to clean up your shit shack.
>>29377417
do you watch them have sex?
>>29379257
Oh, you'd be surprised how many fleas are in your house. They're like ground moths. Better set up a flea cup if you haven't already, and mind how quickly it fills, which should give you an idea of how badly infested your dwelling is.
>flea cup
is this a new meme?
>>29379318
i just put a little soap in there to break the surface tension. the fleas usually don't climb out unless the water level gets low. but it has been known to happen and then I just swirl it a bit
posting in the first official flea cup thread
Btw i am still fucking confused
>>29379150
>>29379150
if you have an animal with a breeding population of fleas or which acquires new fleas constantly one option is to comb it with a fine steel flea comb
typically one then maneuvers the fleas into something like a 90% rubbing alcohol solutionyou're all a bunch a city slickers
Is it happening?ferwgvgv
Jesus fuck.
Get flea powder and cover your carpets like snow and vacuum it all up.
I had fleas in my house once because of my cat but after I got him meds and cleaned it never happened again. I would go insane in your situation.
>>29379443
shit nevermind all that is true but op is just a snowflake
>>29379459
Erm. No.
I think what would help is to simply burn the house down and move out.
Or a tactical orbital strike
Post your legs/ankles. I wanna see the bites.
>>29379459
i don't even have carpet. that's the confusing part of all this. the wood floors are unsealed though.
>>29379485
oh yes
haha!
who gets all the karma though?
front page express hallo!
amirite?
>>29379499
Oh, THATS the confusing part. Okay, OP.
Maybe the fleas are just disintegrating? Also, I had flea cups as well (my chihuahua was always plagued with fleas), but I never kept it marinating long enough for that to happen.
I am both fascinated and terrified.
@29379013
Leave it to me, fellow robot!
>>29379497
they're not that bad now. i'm not very allergic so only the worst ever make a mark.
@29379881
Shit, that was supposed to link to his post.. Also, why is my name showing? How do I post as anonymous?
btw here is my separate flea bowl for when i'm on the toilet. it is decidedly non-red.
>>29379907
please do not post in flea cup thread thankyou
>>29379941
What's the solid thing they're all attached to?
>>29380049
a... bowl
and eachother. it's kind of cute how they cling to their fallen comrades
Those red dots are flea bites on my arms. Before I started vacuuming my carpet a month ago, at least 20 of them would hop on my legs, so I would have to pull up my pant legs and hop around until I got onto my bed. Just today, I had a few hop on my legs while I was pissing, so o had to bend down and pick them off, and I accidentally pissed on the ground. Not like it matters that much since there is sticky dried piss all around my toilet.
>>29379230
thee fleas are probably infested in your carpets and rugs, go to a hardware store or pet store and they have this powder you can use to kill the fleas, sprinkle it down good everywhere and then vacuum it all up after a few hours. Do this a few times a week and the fleas will all be gone pretty quick, I had a flea infestation once from my dog tracking them in and this is how I got rid of them.
>>29380236
i have exactly one rug and i fucking swear that shit gets dusted and vacuumed every day. my house is a shit hole and I've dusted all the weird cracks and crevices. the end is, infact, not in sight. i am going to die.
>>29380236
it is called diatomaceous earth
fossil diatoms
very bad news for arthropods
dries them out
Is this the new fingerbox?
Absolutely disgusting human beings you are, choosing willingly to live with animals in your houses, who track in these insects. Animals in the house is always a red flag for me, the difference between high society and the rabble. I have a dog and have had a cat, but they are animals and they belong outdoors. Not only is it inhumane to keep your animals trapped inside all day, it's unsanitary for your home and it makes you look poor. Fur shed everywhere, fur in your bedsheets, fur in your goddamn silverware. And I don't care how often you empty your litter box, we can smell it. I have never, ever in my life been into a house that kept indoor pets and not been able to smell it. If you don't smell it, that's simply because you've gotten used to it; your visitors can smell it and they're disgusted by it and your filthy hair covered couch. Not to mention, there seems to be a general trend among people who keep indoor pets and a lack of sanitation and cleanliness in general. People who keep indoor pets always seem to have dirtier, messier homes in general. Bathrooms especially. Honestly, how are you people not embarrassed of this?
>>29380422
I am, but I don't let anyone come over so it doesn't matter.
>>29380338
m8 rip dude, feel bad for you but please call a professional. Your situation concerns me.
>flea cup
Can I ask, what the fuck is a flea cup?
I live in the desert where it's straight dry and hot as fuck. I've never even see a flea.
>>29380525
fleas are the least of my concerns toooo bee honest familiar
just thought i'd share the fun
>>29381083
>flea cup
Answer: a cup for fleas
>>29381109
yeah but how does it work? Are fleas just attracted to fucking cups? So if I go to some flea ridden state and put a cup on the group fleas just come to it?
Nigger. Answer me correctly.
Last year I actually started to put fleas I plucked off myself into a little can to see how many would pile up, but I decided to throw it away.
My cat has been nowhere near my room but the fleas have started appearing like clockwork. They come around every summer right around June and it fucking sucks. I've tried all kinds of shit, I've even doused my carpets in flea spray but they won't fuck off.
Fuck fleas.
Now why would someone go about doing this?
>>29381191
Where else are you supposed to keep your fleas? Can't use a plate or they'll hop away before you get to eat them.
>>29381145
It does not work. You have to throw the fleas in there through manual plucking and throwing. Any flea trap enthusiast is wrong.
>>29381220
Absolutely correct. What kind of neanderthal would not get this.
>this thread
include me in the /r/4chan collage please
I used to have a cup for ticks. I remember there was so many in the cup it was like an inch deep of ticks. Finally got the house sprayed and never dealt with again. But God I remember seeing the fat green ones crawling around.
I would have a special sewing needle and I would poke them right down the middle and put them in the cup. It was a special hobby of mine to just stab ticks and dump them into a cup of water.
>>29377417
they have attacked my chest quite a bit too lately
Man, i remember when grandma and i used to comb through her dog and make a small flea bowl.
>>29377417
is that a flee trap?
>he has fleas where he lives
lmao
>>29381305
that's only slightly sad
sorry anon
Once I left a cup with a bit of fruit juice in my room during the summer and it developed mosquitos that bite me all over. Never again.
>>29380422
dont be a fgt
I once lost a bottle of rum in my pigsty of a room. When I found it a couple of weeks later it was full of dead tiny flies.
I filtered it and drank it.
that's cool and all but did you cum in it yet?
>>29382753
not yet. expect thread next week when it probably turns green or something
boasting in an ebin bread, saturday night r9k is real robot hours
>>29380411
nothing will ever compare to that, although i do see this meme taking off within plebbit due to the inability of some robots to refrain from posting material in which plebbit can turn into their hottest new memes
>>29381083
either you are a cancerous newfag and need to immediately kill yourself, or this is top tier bait
I've got a flea infestation on my mattress guys, would a flea cup help me trap them?
these little fuckers gross me out and leave welts.
>>29383617
are those really fleas and not bedbugs?
>>29383750
shit idk man whats the different? arent all biting bugs either fleas or mosquitos? like some have wings and some dont.
>>29383907
i suppose so
bed buggers seem harder to treat since you can't just indiscriminately spray poison around ur bed tho
>>29377473
Lurk moar or gtfo, you disgusting normie. Summerfags like you are killing r9k as of late.
>meemaw found the flea cup
what do?
>case worker found the flea flask
Game over for me lads
protip
>when a flea lands on you, push down with your finger and roll the flea on your skin. It crushes all its legs and can not jump anymore.
This is fucking disgusting where do you live that you have all these fleas?
i have never before witnessed such a thing
nigga senpai
>>29383998
>>29384065
post the cup
I like how these threads always weed out the "OCD" Reddit faggots who regularly come here.
One moment they're shitposting about piss bottles and the next they're like "eww that's disgusting"
This is a board for robots and people act surprised when we live in squalor... precious little fagboys
>>29383617
holy shit, throw your bed out
I don't care what they're telling you.
Plenty of people deal with fleas.
My the trick that I found worked was wearing shorts and avoiding the carpeted area.
In the carpeted area I put a WIDE MOUTH plate with water, or vinegar or something I can't remember, anyway worked like a charm when i sprayed raid on the perimeter of the rooms.
Best of luck, and now i'm all itchy.
holey fuck this is legit the most disgusting thing i've ever seen, i'm not even a normie but fuck this is next level degeneracy
>>29384315
Should eleaborate that I meant the shallow plated was placed on the carpeted area, with enough liquid to trap the fleas. and i wore shorts so i could easily picked off the fleas.
tea tree oil probably helps.
so yeah your shot glass idea wasn't too far off, but its too narrow and small.
Frankly that's what makes it mildly disturbing.
It means the ammount of fleas you have is...
unhealthy.
but yeah fuck everyone in this thread.
>>29378329
is that little ceasar's pizza
>>29384403
No. It is totino's freezer brand. Delicious.
>>29377417
got here just in time i see
>>29384331
It is quite disgusting bit nothing can compare to the anon who posted pictures of his house and that hundred year old yogurt he was keeping
Enjoys a cup and hums "I'm talking about mone"y by Simply Red
I'd be ok if their environment was cleaner/didn't have all that fucking hair.
You should start a breeding program/zoo of fleas in a little container.
Divide it into some subsections. Make them have to go through a maze to get to food etc.
I think it's time for me to load up Dwarf Fortress
>>29377417
Maybe instead of collecting them individually and drowning them, you should FUCKING BUGBOMB THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HOUSE HOLY FUCK
For FUCKS SAKE you have FLEAS like an ANIMAL and you act like it's NORMAL?
>flea cup
what the fuck am I looking at?
>flea cup
I was going to call OP a disgusting piece of shit, but then I remember that I used to grab some little critters I kept founding roaming in my desk and putting them on a jar.
My first intent was to go to an exterminator and ask what the bugs were. But then I moved out and forgot the whole matter. No more bugs, either.
ANY true robot has at least three 2 liter Pepsi bottles filled with urine at their feet.... I really don't see anything so unusual about this thread....
By the way, check out my band 'Sexy Up!'.....
https://youtu.be/w4Sunw-fPKQ
>>29377417
Hey put me in the screen cap when this becomes a hot new meme, also check em
you niggers are going to get bubonic plague
>>29378037
>On /r9k/
>Has clean room
Fucking normies on my board.
>>29384828
>r9k
>normal
>>29384922
Please leave and take your son and his friends with you
>Not flea circus master race
>>29381363
>all of a sudden using a camera with timestamps
>lately
>2012
You fucked it up, OP. Everyone go home.
>dad found the flea cup
maybe Also a reaction between soap and bleach? https://www.clorox.com/dr-laundry/detergentbleach-reaction/
please include me in the screencap for /r/4chan, thx : )))))
