So I enlisted in the Marines and I got until June of next year until bootcamp. I'm in the DEP for them and so far its great. You robots would benefit greatly from it. In my station theres a few robots who can barely exercise with us in the PTs but every time I see them I see improvement. Not only that, but I see them get more confident.
Just do it robutts you got nothing to lose and you know that the Marines are the surefastest way to release all that built up anger and maybe even get killed honorably.
Share your thoughts/experiences.
What's with all the military shilling lately?
>alcoholic
>suicidal
>been hospitalized twice
>can't do a single pullup
>even if I had a year to train I still wouldn't bother because I'm a lazy drunk
No you're right I'm totally cut out for the military
>>29376562
I don't really like taking orders.
And I don't mean that to sound cool, I'll be the first person to admit that my inability to listen to people causes problems for me.
I prefer to just work out on my own desu.
>>29376562
I like smoking too much. Also, I have visible tattoos, so.. yeah.
I have (inactive) ulcerative colitis, there's no way I could get in. It could become symptomatic at any time
>>29376629
Sup bro. For me it's benzo's.
Tried to join but my eyesight is way too bad.
Good for you, hope you don't die. But people in the Marines are the ones who die, so...
Kinda been wanting to join the Foreign Legion. Something about it appeals to me
>>29376562
>dep
Mods mods mods
i suck at math so i can't really get enlisted. i'm crippled.
>>29376589
seriously. there's a thread about joining the military or being in the military up all the time now.
>>29376589
its summer and this is an oregano comment
>>29376562
>you got nothing to lose
but what if i do?
Becasue i am fat
>>29376589
To kill off demoralized white males
>>29376562
Did 4 years army. Good decision. Got 100% disability for bullshitting on my way out, free college (in a country where that's rare), free healthcare and dental for life (again, rare in US), and I can always buy a house with no money down. Plus I never spent my bonus and it's grown into a badass nest egg.
>>29376996
then your not a robot oregano
