>mfw there is no truly easy suicide method
Inb4 le gun meme.
>>29376533
Shotgun is by far the best one if you can have a shotgun where you live.
>>29376545
Enjoy surviving with permanent brain damage.
Who cares? If that minute of tieing a rope is enough for you to change your mind it's obvious you don't want to die.
Stop acting like you want to kill yourself for attention.
>>29376583
Le attention maymay XD
>he finds everything hard even killing himself
Lmao ur a living joke and not a funny one
But then so would you be as a dead joke
>>29376533
>wanting an easy way to kill yourself
if you're going to be a complete failure, at least go out in a way that's less pathetic than your miserable life
i recommend diving off of a high rise onto a spire on an adjacent building and raining your entrails on everyone below for a real show
>>29376641
Welcome to /r9k/, newfriend. Oregano.
>>29376660
You sound triggered, buddy.
>>29376692
>are you a boy or a girl ?
>no
>tfw it's a retard
Jumping off of a very tall building seems almost foolproof to me.
I mean how could you possibly survive that?
>>29376569
You don't know what you're talking about. People who survive do it incorrectly and disfigure themselves, no brain damage. Put the barrel in your mouth and there's no surviving
>>29376756
You'd be surprised how easy it is to survive that and suffer all kinds of broken limbs in the process, and that's if you manage to climb up said very tall building.
Medical euthanasia uses chemicals. Use chemicals. Figure out the right ones on your own.
Last night we discussed the train method, it will result in instant death if you lay your head on the rails.
The driver can get fucked for being a pussy about helping someone kill themselves
>>29376756
That would be scary as shit, though. You'd be conscious for a while after the point of no return.
>>29376533
>mfw there is no truly easy suicide method
Exit bag.
>>29376533
>truly easy
Just wait around for about 60 years
Shit, i have no choice but keep on living then :(
>>29376533
Inject yourself with several doses of heroine you stupid faggot. Painless, trusty and euphoric.
>>29376533
Join the fucking military, you shape up and gain confidence, and if you die you die honorably
>>29376533
Helium is easy.
>>29376602
Memes, just like stereotypes, exist for a very good reason.
>>29377000
000 TRIPS DONT LIE ROBOTS
>>29376756
I know a guy who survived it and is now a vegetable for life.
>>29377019
Easy ad hominem?
Death is already pretty much guaranteed.
You don't even have to commit suicide. Eventually you'll die anyway.
>>29376533
m8 unless you're a radical nudist, you could be dead within 5 minutes only suffering some minor discomfort in the process
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_NFOMdUV0
sounds pretty easy to me
>>29376641
But what if you are trash
>>29377000
>got disqualified for having a cyst on my nut
>if I got it removed I'd lose my nut
>would be disqualified for missing a nut
Yah I tried that
>>29376533
Suicide is theoretically easy but actually being red pill enough to do it is hard
>>29376569
>surviving with permanent brain damage.
That's literally never happened with shotgun *slugs*. If you choose to be an idiot and use shot instead of slugs that's your own fault.
>>29376533
>gun meme
What are you even talking about? Using a shotgun with slugs is literally a magic instant death with nothing required but the tiniest finger movement. You can't get any easier than that.
>>29376756
There is a pretty straightforward reason why that is definitely not a reliable suicide method.
A) The fastest you can fall is terminal velocity.
B) It is possible to survive a terminal velocity fall.
>>29377162
Hand grenade if these things fit in your mouth.
>stick plastic bag over head
>pass out
>die
Wow that was hard
You forgot about cliffs.
>>29377225
No, the body wants to get rid of the carbon dioxide and you will suffer horrible anxiety and pain/burning in your lungs.
Use a inert replacement gas for oxygen that doesn't trigger your system, like Helium, Nitrous Oxide, and what not.
>>29377218
It's more difficult physically to pull a grenade pin than it is to pull a shotgun trigger. And the difficulty of pulling it will give you a chance to hesitate.
>>29376792
also please do this in the middle of nowhere so no one can save you from bleeding out
>>29377227
Careful, might sprain your ankle from that height
>>29377162
>That's literally never happened with shotgun *slugs*. If you choose to be an idiot and use shot instead of slugs that's your own fault.
Wrong. You can survive a suicide attempt with a slug if you're an idiot and miss the brain entirely like pic related.
Besides, when it's a contact shot there is hardly any difference between say, buckshot and slugs. Whether you use one or the other, your brain will be blown out of your skull if you do it correctly.
>>29377277
That's a little over 250 feet. You would definitely have to dive head first
>>29377273
No need. Bleeding out causes death because when that happens the brain doesn't get enough oxygen. When there is no more brain to speak of, bleeding out becomes irrelevant and death is as instantaneous as can be
>>29377212
it's called TERMINAL velocity for a reason
>>29377252
'no'
Your body only knows the pH of your blood, and Hemoglobin only binds CO2 weakly. So in a CO2 rich atmosphere you are not going to acidify your blood enough for your body to notice. Your brain will shut down due to lack of oxygen, and then you'll die.
This is a known hazard in industries that use CO2, and can be trivially proven by breathing into a plastic bag until you get light headed.
No anxiety, no burning, just white-out.
And stop attention whoring, kill yourself and/or get the fuck out.
>>29377073
Not having two nuts isnt a diqualifier wtf,
>>29377520
exactly nigga lots of people with no nuts at all in the army
fuck life why can't we have a turn off button?
>>29377670
>kurds
>>r/worldnews
http://www.bestgore.com/medical/man-with-destroyed-face-surgery/ this world is hell
>>29377694
nothing wrong with being informed about the world anon
>>29377000
>honorably electrocuted in the camp shower
>>29377000
only masochists should, enjoy getting bullied to death
>>29377715
How often do people survive shooting themselves with a shotgun?
Also why the fuck do they try to save them? It would be much more humane to just put them out of their misery. Normalfags are fucking sick.
>>29378095
>How often do people survive shooting themselves with a shotgun?
it's a small percentage of people who put the barrel at a 90 degree angle, missing the brain stem entirely
>>29376881
Or you could just tell him.
Pentobarbital and ETOH. Diacetylmorphine is another effective one.
>>29378095
If normalfags weren't sadistic in the first place they would provide socially acceptable and safe ways to suicide (like go to your doctor, say you want to die, expect bullshit normie advise like "beee yourself", get lethal dose of morphine instead.
>>29377321
Source stating that was a slug? Need proofs.
>>29376533
Explosives friendo
>cheap
>"legal"
>quick and reliable
>>29378362
>Source stating that was a slug?
There is none because shotgun survivors are rare enough that I don't care enough to find one where the type of projectile used was stated to be a slug. Most of the time only the caliber is mentioned, not shot size or projectile type.
However basic knowledge of ballistics and biology will tell you that shooting yourself in the chin with a slug will not cause your entire head to be vaporized. Shot placement applies even with a shotgun slug, is what I'm getting at. And again, with a contact shot the result will be similar when weight and energy are the same, especially since the human skull is not that hard to pass through for a 12 gauge shotgun in the first place. That being said, I would personally use a 3 inch 1oz slug, only because there would be no reason not to.
>>29378352
Hear, hear! finer words have never been spoken.
People die accidentally all the time it can't be that hard to kill yourself if you actually put effort into it.
>he doesn't own guns
I'd kill myself too, desu
>>29378352
And normalfags wonder why people shoot up schools. When you think about it they really are cruel creatures.
>>29377443
a-are you retarded, anon?
>>29378630
this is getting harder to do every year, since companies are starting to dilute their consumer helium canisters
>>29378804
Jumping off a bridge is always a safe bet, unless they're just an attention whore.
>>29378838
>people who have survived jumping off a bridge did it on purpose
not a "safe bet", try again
if you live in the wilderness, submit yourself to predators, it wouldnt be pretty, but they would kill
wolves, bears, big cats, alligators all viable options
>>29379037
That is indeed a certain way of dying. You could also submit yourself to time, Carbon Monoxide in the middle of nowhere, a gunshot wound or AIDS
>>29376533
You're full of excuses m8
>what is erotic autoasphyxiation
All you have to do is not stop when you're about to go.
Decapitation by train is another 100% safe, fast and painless method. If you want to go like a badass put your head bellow a semis wheels, make sure it's loaded.
Fucking pussy piece of shit you and everyone ITT.
>>29377321
>if you're an idiot
Correct, that's why this method is not for OP.
>>29378630
>still posting that outdated picture
>using a mask
>being so fucking stupid
Holy shit no wonder you people want to die.
>>29378804
>can't even ask his local gas supplier for a nitrogen tank
Jesus, it's like you find the smallest obstacle and inmediately give up and start crying how it's impossible to kill yourself and the normies are oppressing you. Protip your mum has bleach and ammonia somewhere in your house, mix them, close your rooms door and you're done. If you're so fucking useless you can't find either of those just drink the bleach alone. You CAN do that right? I mean, you can take a cap off right?
>>29376533
I understand the way you feel OP. The consensus among right-to-die groups is that an exit bag (google is your friend) is the way to go. It's very painless, doesn't leave a mess or mangled body, looks like you went peacefully, and has a pretty good success rate. You only need a period of time by yourself. A risk is that resuscitation by the Zionist healthcare system hoping to milk your family for money would leave you with permanent brain damage though, but its the best shot. Good success rate but can't remember it off the top of my head.
You can always just buy one online for peace of mind so it's there when you think you need it.
>>29376533
Become a sissy whose booty is made for BBC instead
do it like this. load the shotgun up with a slug and stick the barrel in your mouth, aiming it towards your cerebellum/area between your ears
>>29379339
Go to hell shill/lgbt crossposter/cuck.
