Normie Logic
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Every single day you make a choice /r9k/, why not choose to be happy for once?
It's true you can't choose to be happy, but you can choose to work towards being happy even if it is hard as hell
yes HAHAHAHA silly me I am just choosing to be miserable thx
It's not choosing to be happy; it's choosing to look at the positive side of things.
I want to get off the fucking bus
>implying is so easy as just want to be happy
I tries a lot but i always end up being sad and embarrased.
Requesting the one with the avengers.
I fucking hate things like this so fucking much.
I want to kill whoever drew that image.
>>29376057
This is correct. Most of them who deny it are stupid fools.
I CHOOSE MISERY.
I CHOOSE DEPRESSION.
I CHOOSE TRAGEDY.
I CHOOSE HATE.
I am the living refutation of Bentham's liberalism. I am the incarnate disproof of the New Age faggotry.
I CHOOSE BITTER, COLD DESPAIR. I CHOOSE RAGE.
Just be happy fampai
>DAE Depressed people treat everyone around them with happiness and joy because they don't want them to be as sad as they are??? XDXDXD
Because every time I get my hopes up I end up falling flat on my face.
I have a weird curse or something, like stuff happens that appears good to other people but means nothing to me but then when I want something it never goes right. I can't win, but from the outside perspective it doesn't look so bad.
Also when things do seem to be going good, I always get interrupted. There have been so many times when I got something I've wanted for ages and something always comes up before I can enjoy it, I've had it happen so many times with video games that I end up just putting them on my shelf and leaving it for a day or two. It's really irritating but it keeps happening.
>every normie i know is taking xanax or some other shit and goes to therapist for "anxiety", jokes about suicide
You dont have a real problem. Stop being a weak bitch. Fucking goyim mental illness industry.
Take that shit when diagnosed schizophrenic, borderline or bipolar
>>29376080
>not putting the rocky valley on both sides of the bus.
You fucked up, fampai.
Also you absolutely have a choice on your outlook and can modify your self talk and ask better questions of yourself to improve your mood
>>29376057
I do, for a week or two every year I go on a solo motorbike tour through Europe.
>>29376057
Because choosing to be happy means going out and shooting all the normies in my way
>>29376477
>you have power over your mind
Except you don't, you fucking idiot.
>>29377010
How specifically can you choose your outlook on life?
>>29376057
yeah sure let me just strap myself into the happy cannon and fucking fly into happy land where everyone is happy! fuck you.
>>29377224
Hit the nail right on the head anon
>>29377224
>opinion of ancient philosopher-king and general of armies; valued ancient text preserved over a thousand years
vs
>angrysad guy on internet
Nah, you just need to practice m8
>>29376057
Nothing will ever top this.
>>29378396
>z2z
>Ancient philosopher-king and general
nigger you dumb
>>29378480
>When you have nothing to lose, you gain infinite liquid currency
No.
>>29378480
This tops that
>>29376085
Yeah lemme just flip this "positive outlook" switch bruh
be a realist but don't dwell on the negative.
it's true advice. it's not a meme.
a lot of robots have problems because they spend all day inside this echo chamber of bitter hate.
make small changes in your life that build over time. you can still be an introvert and enjoy your hobbies but engage with life.
>>29378480
>pic
Not true at all. Its not exactly an abstract thought, its not something suicidal people have never thought of before -or anybody for that matter.It simply isn't true anyway. I wish it were true, I would just get really edgy and start murdering if I want to murder but that's not how it works. It just doesn't work like that. Just no.
>>29378721
That list you posted is the emotion version of this
changing your attitudes and opinions can make you more open minded and adaptable. inability to adapt breeds a lot of stress and anxiety from which a lot of bitter emotions follow.
>>29376085
I look at the positive side of things. I'm actually an optimist.
That doesn't make me physically and mentally feel better though.
>>29378754
>Be like me
>A grungy shitpusher and reality tv star
No thanks. I'd rather die on /r9k/ than be Mike Rowe. Only stupid, fat Americans could see a glorified garbage man and want more than anything to be him.
>>29378780
fixed that image to a more realistic scenario.
