> TFW no gf but this guy has one
kill me
>>29375578
>cock blown off
Nah, she's cucking him.
>>29375578
He's literally half a man, and he's BALD.
What's your excuse r9k?
>>29375578
That's a lot of fucking medals.
Lesson to take away from this is surviving life threatening injuries gives you an excuse to pick up birds in hospital.
Too bad I work nights and don't leave the house during the day.
>>29375578
Why is he a soldier but she is a war hero?