I did it, robots. I lost my virginity today. I met up with a hooker, and, though I couldn't achieve an erection due to crippling anxiety, I rubbed my flaccid cock on her labiae. I'm free from the curse.
>Hooker
>Couldn't get an erection
You're still a virgin. How disappointed was she?
Until you consensually cum inside a pure virgin (xx biologically female) girl's vagina with no birth control or protection while you both simultaneously orgasm in mutual love and pleasure you haven't lost anything my boy.
how much did you have to pay for him not to laugh?
>>29375462
>>29375513
It counts. Sex is defined as penis in vagina. The tip of my flaccid cock went in her pussy. Thus, we had sex, and I am no longer a virgin. DEAL WITH IT.
It cost $100 for half an hour. Shit was cash.
>>29375607
sounds pretty expensive to me.
would you say it was worth your money?
>>29375641
Absolutely worth the money. Losing your long overdue virginity at age 25 is worth every fucking penny. I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my back.
>>29375737
sweet glad you enjoyed it, proud of you
>I rubbed my flaccid cock on her labiae.
gee golly how amazing...
Congrats, OP. You saved yourself from wizardom. Your next task is to get an actual gf.
>>29375836
It's not about how good it did or did not feel, man. It's simply about the fact that I lost my virginity. I can finally breathe a huge sigh of relief.
