Post your ideal woman. I'll start:
She also has to be okay with gently stroking my hair and breastfeeding me.
alison brie circa season 1-3 community
she looks like shit now though
>>29375241
Dark-haired, tall, sexually liberated.
>>29375314
She has really big nipples.
>>29375274
do you think you could get this girl?
>>29375525
Awesome. Nipples are sexy.
>>29375314
I love how curvy she is.
>>29375241
top tier qt OP
Something like this with a dark sense of humor
>>29375275
She always looked like shit.
GIANT MEAT MILK MELONS
>>29375274
Huge fucking tits bigger than her face are my weakness
Someone with this body type, nice tan or dark skinned.
>>29375274
>>29375889
too bad that girl got a reduction
something like this
I like them skinny, flirty
actually I like all women
I wasn't into them before but after all the spam I need girl BBC inside of me.
My ex. I miss her.
>>29376301
Kind of shitty of you to post her face on 4chan for everyone to masturbate to.
>>29375751
*insert meme here*
>>29375241
If I had to choose one body type to fuck for the rest of my days,
I'd go with (boring) thin, large hips, and too-big-for-her-frame round natural tits.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=914021779
https://www.instagram.com/leannadecker_/?hl=en
Of course, Kelly Brook and Monica Belucci etc. are also all super hot, but I know "thick" chicks and thin but big boobs is much rarer and pleasing to me
>>29376402
She probably cucked him and is dating Chad now so whatever.
>>29376434
Why are you so bitter?
>>29376481
I'm not the one who was cucked, how can I be bitter?
She's still a slut though I know those faces.
>inb4 reee normie reeee.
Barbara of course
Dark skin is so beautiful.
I wish she was real and in love with me.
Just fuck my heart up desu sempai
Girl from webm related is extremely cute to me. She occurred in a video posted in another thread.
>>29367742
>>29375241
will we ever know who she is.
>>29378054
Continuing. I'm not implying that her appearance is flawless, but her smile and laugh is very captivating and mesmerizing to me.
>>29378201
You like her because you think she's attainable.
>>29378221
lmaoooooooooo
this toastie tranny
>>29378201
>>29378221
Yeah, I know. But is this a bad thing? She is has this slightly flawed nerdy/dorky charme to her. Her skin is a bit oily, she has a slight double-chin, she is just a bit awkward, but I would still consider her objectively pretty. She seems somewhat entertaining to be around, I just love to dwell in this fantasy of getting to know her, and thawing up to her. She just seems like she wouldn't mind a robot-ish bf.
>>29378104
My ideal woman would know how to make a cake.
>>29378372
She reminds me of a more attractive version of Maisie Williams. I guess that's British girls for me.
>>29375751
>>29375525
>>29375314
Fridgemode
Gross
Someone like this, I guess.
Girls like this seem fairly easy going
>>29378442
Her body is really nice though, she is filling her jeans good. She just seems overall really fresh and unspoiled, she has a lot of youthful qualities to her.
>>29378748
She radiates unadulterated joy, not having faced the hardship of existential dread, she is just happy being alive, soaking up experiences.
I'm embarassed to admit this but Kim Kardashian really, really turns me on.
I wish Noel Vermillion was a real person. I desperately want to eat her cooking. I want to get sick from eating it so I have to be nursed back to help. I want to act like I'm desperately trying to be considerate, telling her she doesn't have to cook for me again. Nursed back by take-out, I'll cuddle with her.
I wish I could hold her close. All I want is to look at her chest, watch her be bashful and stammer when I gently pull her arms away. I want to build up her confidence, bit by bit, in her chest. I want her to make her proud of her flat chest. I want to make her so confident that she looks at me, chest puffed out, and declare that her chest is perfect.
But none of that will happen. Life is suffering when you love Noel Vermillion.
>>29378831
I am always wondering though, if female friendships are as innocent as they look, or if they secretely hate each others guts, fearing their friends to be more attractive.
>>29378865
That's ok anon, there is nothing to be ashamed of. For myself, I see a distinction between the girls that attract me on a more rational level, as in, I could imagine having a relationship with them, being close with them, caring for them, being seen with them, and girls that attract me on a much more primal level. In my porn folder I have a lot of sweet pictures, and they certainly give me a lot of feels and are conventionally pretty, but for purely pleasing my sexual urges, I usually go for much more vulgar aethetics.
>>29379091
I really want to smell her hair, pressing her close to me and feeling the harsh wind around us. I want to be connected to her, making her feel that she needs me so that we can face this world together.
>>29379194
More ass. Captions are on point.
>>29379194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zWb-hbwEQA&t=5m50s
is this what it is like to be a normy, to just instantly start socializing with a complete stranger and do qt things together like anime characters?
people seem to go into "ugh a weirdo" mode from the moment I start talking to them, I used to say inane things like them when I was a dumb teenager (the last time I had friends and opportunities to socialize) but still I ended up alone, they however have a completely different reaction to it
>>29378410
My ideal woman would know how to pop her pussy out.
>>29379296
Catering to the foot fetish crowd.
>>29379408
I want her lying on her back in my bed, giving me this look after a long, mutually pleasurable love-making session.
>>29379312
Yeah, it's a bit bizarre to me, I neither really get how normie interactions work. My guess would be, that in this specific scenario, none of them gains anything from shaming the other, or making fun of them, since they are all banded together in this adventure. Also, they are on camera, which exerts more pressure to act nicely to project a positive self-image. And of-course, we are observing girl-on-girl interaction, so their standards do not compare to how they treat boys. I would assume that in a different scenario, off-camera, they could be as cruel as any other normie, enjoying putting a robot down to increase their own social status.
>>29379591
I wish I could burry my face in her sweaty armpits after a long days walk.
>>29379665
I want her to feed me her love like she would feed hungry ducks.
>>29379800
Last one. Tfw no Keara girlfriend. Thank you for letting me share with you, in case anyone is still here, and have a good night.
>>29375275
>>29376534
>>29377213
>>29379800
respectful wife material
>>29379942
these are stupid she doesnt even get down to her underwear or anything just sits around blabbing about shit only the cuckest of cucks would care bout.
post the good vids not this boring I like her shit
>>29379800
The dude in the captions sounds like he's talking about his realdoll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67kn85yR5no&t=5m47s
here she sees a river theen spends the next 2 minutes straight (video time, who knows how long IRL) talking about her autistic obsession with fairies including a part where she admits she was convinced she was turning into a fairy
do we have more in common with her than we think?
Oh god, we got a new waifu spammer.
big tits are for degenerates
>>29378458
Virgin detected. Someday you'll realize what it's like to hold a women against you.
