>be bitter about the fact i'm a virgin while everyone i know has had sex with multiple partners
>consider getting an escort so i can feel like a normal person
>realize i'll just be bitter about the fact that i have to pay while everyone else gets it simply for existing
can't fucking win
>>29374755
> everyone else gets it simply for existing
Thats not how it works, you just are to autistic to do it like they do
Just get an escort
You're fretting over not having put your dick into the wet hole of some doofus. Some goofy fuck walking around with a hole between their legs, weirdly mushing together and making fart sounds every now and then. You're contemplating suicide over not having pushed your smelly sweaty earthwormlike abomination into that, while both of you make disconcerting noises that remind of an overweight pig getting suffocated.
Ok.
>>29375012
putting it like that is only making me want to do it even more
>>29375122
You yearn to put your wrinkly little meatroll into the disgusting junktrunk of a clownfaced fartmachine
>>29374755
>>be bitter about the fact i'm a virgin while everyone i know has had sex with multiple partners
you watched too much porn, bro.
actually, in real world, virginity is not an illness.
