>tfw you will never do a heroic act that catches the attention of your oneitis
>>29374439
What if robots worked together to stage it for one another? Normies have plenty of schemes to get laid too, we just need more elaborate ones.
>>29374439
This is literally how that would turn out for you:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/oregon-teen-saves-friend-struck-suspected-drunk-driver-article-1.1795101
>"I'd be dead," she told the news station. "He's going to be my best friend for life"
>best friend for life
>friend for life
>>29374439
>it's a "save her from some hidden danger that she was reluctant to get you involved with" episode
>>29374527
when does this ride end senpai?
