Hello losers
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Hello losers of /r9k/. Tell me, why haven't you losers grown a beard yet? I grew one, and now I get sluts every night. It took about 3 months to grow, but now I just walk up to girls and say, "Hey. My name's Abdul. I escaped Syria," and they all let me fuck them. Grow a beard you disgusting man children, and go get laid.
because nu males are cancer
>>29374422
I can't grow a beard or much bodily hair.
>>29374422
what is this hair cut called?
Anyone else hate the shaved sides of head meme? It looks so fucking stupid, worst haircut meme ever I think.
>>29374422
Either way you look like a terrorist. Not one accepts u in America talliban bitch
I have shitty facial hair, the only reason I don't shave is because I'm lazy.
>>29374499
Just go to the barber and tell him to shave the sides only. Leave the top and back. Super wide mohawk. It's the new thing in Vancouver now.
>>29374441
Maybe. But sluts love us. If a roastie has tattoos, you can do anything you want with her if you have that bearded douchebag look. I was one of you once. I just want to help my friend.
>>29374499
undercut.
it used to be a based hairstyle in the 50s but every emasculated hipster fuck wearing it now ruined it
>>29374502
its a trend
it's like the center part or mullet. people will laugh at it years from now.
>>29374598
what if your beard isn't as thiccc as yours op what do you recommend?
>>29374607
what's so bad about center parts?
>>29374641
it was a big thing in the 90s
>>29374626
Mine was very thin before but I started rubbing olive oil in it. Made it a lot thicker.
Honestly anon, the difference in those two pictures is staggering. You're killing it keep it up!
>tfw patchy pube beard
>>29374801
Thank you for the encouragement my friend. I will fuck lots of whore is your honor.
>>29374851
Grow it out my friend. Oil it. That may help. I'm here for you.
>>29374422
Literally can't.
Best I can grow is side burns and 5 oclock shadow on my neck
>>29374851
At least you have potential. I can't grow anything outside of a thin goatee with no connector hairs.
>>29374441
I ended up shaving my beard and stopped tying my hair into a bun because of this stupid trend. Don't want any association with these dudes.
>>29374980
>>29375023
Nah, it's terrible, like James Franco tier, maybe even worse. If I leave it growing for more than about two weeks I look ridiculous, like I've literally glued pubes to my face. I'm 24 by the way, so it's pretty much as good as it's gonna get.
>>29374422
>tfw i can only grow a neckbeard with a dirststache
>my only redemption is also a failure
>>29375083
You never stop growing additional facial hair until you're well into your 30s. His beard is bad, but it has potential still.
I'm unshaved now and it's a big ginger mess despite the rest of my hair being brown.
FUCK YOU GENETICS
