Why not just fuck a dog, r9k? There basically women but without any standards
One day I will. I will eventually live on my own and have a nice warm bitch
>>29374309
'every day we kill animals and eat them, why wouldn't we fuck them'
a e s t h e t i c
>>29374309
Because horses are superior.
Think of being a cowboy and roaming the land, doing odd jobs and fucking your horse.
Wouldn't that be the ideal life?
Because doggos can't consent desu, I would never betray the trust of a doggo like that.
>>29374417
so you wouldnt fuck a mute girl that gave all the obvious signs of wanting to fuck you? ok.
>>29374309
im not canadian
Your doggo is your friend
Friends aren't for fucking
Dogs aren't ever older than children in terms of their mental capacity, so it's like child abuse.
Doggos are for cuddles, not fucking
>>29374660
>>29374681
>>29374417
but what if the doggo wants to cuddle your penis
>>29374681
This, please be nice to dogs, /r9k/.
I know this a joke thread but please be nice to dogs.
>>29374417
But a dog can consent. Some will actually try to initiate. And even if you don't believe dogs can consent, they aren't consenting to you owning them, and the billion of livestock we kill aren't consenting to be eaten.
>>29374309
I don't have a vagina to be Knoted. Also I don't think a dog vagina would work for a human penis.
>>29374681
Dogs also don't necessarily have emotional hangups about being sexed the way humans do. The dog isn't confronting a social stigma about being sexed before the socially acceptable age. Its internal life isn't in turmoil because it saw a penis.
>>29374309
Dogs are the top tier companionship beings of men and we evolved to be complementary. Using one as primarily a means towards sex is wrong because you aren't appreciating it primarily as a unique individual. I would never fuck a dog, but if it shows the signs I could understand why a lonely, deranged someone would do that.
>>29374417
move to canada
>all these spooky bullshit justifications
just fuck the dog
u know u want it
>>29374861
too cold desu
I fingered a dog once. It was moaning too and then I stopped and felt bad about myself, I was 13
>>29374434
>obvious signs
>read my mind!
Fuck off and die
Apparently all these edgelords know better than the entire Canadian legislature. It's 2016, people
>>29374309
Don't actually fuck dogs.
Someone post the furry story.
Dogs are all bro-tier, even females and deserve respect.
>>29375087
What's more respectful to your dog than the ultimate act of bonding and intimacy, making it feel profound pleasure and closeness?
>>29375128
>ultimate act of bonding and intimacy
Sex is soulless and serves no other purpose than momentary pleasure.
Only faggots and normies are tricked into thinking otherwise.
>>29374913
Was it at least female?
>Feeling bad about all the poo on your finger
>>29375087
What's the furry story senpai?
>>29375248
Found it
Original Commentu.
>>29374417
this
original pro dog post
>>29375299
Meh, that's a retarded example. Safe, consensual sex with animals is possible. That guy's just an idiot.
>>29374681
I agree with you, but it's not really, fair to equate dogs and children
I can adopt a dog and spoon with it all I want and I won't get arrested if I'm caught
>>29375299
>tfw you give your dog handjobs/oral lovingly
>tfw you would never hurt your bro, just casual jerking
>tfw this dumb mother fucker ruins it for everyone
Fucking straight beastiophiles, they always fuck everything up
