I'm looking for escort advice. I want to pay a woman to sit on my face for an hour.
>How likely is the average backpage girl to do this?
>How much should I offer?
>Can I ask for this service directly? Is there code for it?
Thanks bros.
this nigga said PROMO CODES lmao
Type FACESIT10 into the craigslist "promo" field and you'll get 15% off
>>29374260
>wanting an escort to sit on your face
Jesus, man. I knew some guy who paid an escort to make out with him while giving him a handjob. Kissing whores, eating them, or anything that involves your tongue is disgusting. The most I'd do is fuck them raw, then wash my dick for a few hours.
Do you realize how much dick and who knows what else these women have seen?
>>29374266
>>29374280
No like a code word. Like "greek" is anal. I hear most escorts get spooked and think you're a cop if you're direct.
>>29374260
from what i hear as long as you got cash and aren't an asshole they'll do it, it being nearly anything, but there's also a chance you get set up and robbed on craigs
>>29374307
I know it's disgusting and I don't care. I need to have an ass on my face or I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
>>29374260
>I want to pay a woman to sit on my face for an hour.
are you planning to set a record for the Most Pricey Gross Faggotry ?
>>29374347
it can't be worse than that dude who paid to get fucked by a tranny
no worries anon.. I've paid for sex multiple times.
just tell them you have a fetish/ fantasy and they will ask what it is. Some girls list 'fetish friendly' in their description; thats what to look for.
also go for one that says 'no african americans'
>>29374404
Thanks.
So do I just say "I have a fetish"? I don't really understand how you ask things without spooking them.
Is paying a woman to sit on your face even illegal in the US?
another thing I've considered is going to a strip club, getting in good with one of the dancers, and asking if she knows anyone in town who caters to fetishes.
Will this work, or just get me thrown out of the bar?
>>29374466
I'm sure it would be considered illegal as it would be labeled as a 'sex act'
yeah; after pleasantries mention that you have a fantasy that you would like to know if shes interested in fufilling, and then say you want here to sit on your face. if you're worried about judgement, know that they have def heard worse than that, and you can use a fake name (she is too)
try to find an independent girl, most are not and have a pimp or maybe gang affiliated depending on where you are.
>>29374532
Don't do this- it would take a lot of effort and the payoff would be minimal
also I'm assuming you know to get a white hooker (assuming your white)
with hookers its better to stay in your race. Don't believe me? learn the hard way.
>>29374678
Thanks for all the help. A few more questions.
>Don't do this- it would take a lot of effort and the payoff would be minimal
I mean, I don't mind wasting some money to make this work. What do you mean "minimal"?
>with hookers its better to stay in your race. Don't believe me? learn the hard way.
Just curious, why is that? More likely to be robbed?
>>29374724
>why stay in race
black hookers for sure stay away from. Even if she is legit she will rush you and possibly be a bitch the whole time; likely ruining what you're going for. Also if she black its more likely shes gang affiliated. Even if you're in a nice area; I'm in the heartland and there is still gang shit here.
>stripper
strippers are there only to take your money no matter what.. no matter how nice they seem there are manipulating you. And they probably would be as helpful as you think.
Also, even if you just want here to sit on your face for an hour, pay for two hours. When you get the bare minimum time then she is always rushing you
(will continue)
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paying for two hours will also keep out the trash who are only there to rush or possibly rob you with dudes and shit. It happens frequently.
>>29374328
iktf but no car/am in louisville ky. already lost it because i know i cannot get it - but fucking chad can! reee!
what a funny threadi just came back from this bitch i am cheating with on my gfi licked her cunt to double orgasm, then she gave me the succ and finally i blew my load stroking my dick just as she orgasmed for the third time rubbing her cunt on my faceviolently, screamingand for free:^)
>>29374999
Fuck off, normie. Your kind isn't welcome here.
>>29375104
you dont know what you are missing out on friend
>>29374307
Escorts generally are a lot cleaner and keep things neater, safer and use protection much better than your average slut/clubwhore/nasty tinder dates.
After all it is their job and they need to be careful and keep a good reputation. Most if not all keep a 100% condom every time policy and get tested every 3 months or so.
OP, remember to use promo code WoolieM for one free threesome OR one free copy of MvC3
>>29375156
STDs besides HIV and siph are a simple function of number of sexual partners. Condoms don't stop HPV or herpes so an escort who fucks 100 men a year has a much higher chance of giving you something than some clubslut who bangs 20 guys a year.
Worst thing is that you can be an asymptomatic carrier, marry a virgin, and spread it to your wife and kids.
>>29375716
The things you mentioned can just as randomly happen no matter who you fuck, as you pointed out yourself, and is a danger of any amount of sexual encounters. As such it is precisely not a function of number of sexual partners - the statistical chance as an escort might be higher, but some escorts might have even fewer than 20 clients per year (high end) and then they are on the exact same risk level as the clubslut you gave as an example except the clubslut probably gives you chlamydia as well.
Clients who are regulars are often regulars for a reason - they mainly see either escorts or are married. They are typically not handing out a lot of diseases. Just trying to give some nuance to the "escorts give you STDs" perspective.
>>29375644
Do the girls have short hair though?
>>29375851
"there is always a risk, ergo, i choose to take the largest possible risk"
nice logic
>>29376017
>>29375644
Fun fact. Woolie is from montreal. I've seen him and mat and pat from 2 best friends play multiple times.
Both these pictures of him are taken in a gaming store that i live like 20 minutes away from
>>29376127
Just how French are they (and you)?
>>29374260
man. Don't pay some whore to eat her last customers cream pie... that is essentially what you are doing
>>29374366
taking silver in failed hooker buying is still pretty sad
>>29376149
I'm not very french at all, woolie is 100% english i think and mat and pat are both fully bilingual.
>>29376362
who are they and why should I care?
>>29376127
Fun fact: no one cares
