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What is your masturbation method like? Do you lie on your back
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What is your masturbation method like? Do you lie on your back and shoot it onto your stomach, into a towel, into tissue? Do you do it naked or clothed?

I usually do it lying naked on my bed when I wake up on a weekend morning and it shoots all over my stomach and then gets in my bellybutton and smells horrible and then I wipe it all up with a towel and then shower
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>>29373366
i lay on my ben and have a pilow on my chest pretending its a girl while wearing my blanket over the fun.
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i pretty much fuck my bed
blox
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>>29373366
That image is a lie and I don't agree with the tendency to simplify anything sexual when related to males.
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>>29373366
I have so many stories...
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Sit in my chair watching incest porn, edge for 30-40 mins and then squirt up onto my belly and torso, wipe with towel, move on
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I usually fap in this position because my dick stay harder.
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>>29373449
How do people do this????
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>>29373366
I recently tried getting my finger all wet with precum and wiggling it under foreskin
Felt pretty good
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>>29373366
Sitting in my desk chair...shooting straight in the air landing wherever and dripping down my hand.
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>>29373728
By not being cut
And usually spit or lube, if your dick isn't moist enough on it's own.
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who here /fap so much that cum dribbles instead of shoot/?
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>>29373366
i put lingerie and place a dildo in my ass
try to handfree as possible
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>>29373797
Yeah, but how do you fuck your bed? There's no holes anywhere for the most part.
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>>29373797
This. Only problem is that it forces me to get up to cum into something that isn't my bed/pants.

Sometimes I get too lazy, though.
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>>29373822
Mostly laying down stomach down and move your cock in a way where if you thrust, it'll rub against the shaft

It's kinda awkward in any other position and using my hands take too long now

So I just fuck the bed

No holes on the bed, it's like letting the bed/boxers rub for me
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>>29373848
And this is why I always have tissues next to my bed.
It actually helps me go to sleep many nights, or wake up in the morning.
There are some nights I have a hard time falling asleep w/o doing it.
>>29373822
Doesn't matter.
Just get your the inside of your foreskin moist enough, and it feels damn good.
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I found that my penis fits perfectly into the inside of a Starbucks frappuchino bottle. It's just the right size to where there is a little squeeze around my pennis as I thrust in'n out. So I rub a little vaseline on the inside of the nozzle and just fuck the shit out of it, creampie the bottle and throw it away.
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>>29374200
Yeah that's great except those are damn expensive
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With my Stoya /Fleshlight/
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I either sit at the desk or sit on the floor and cum into an old pair of boxers that I use as a cum rag. Masturbating in bed is just a bad habit imo, besides I can't get hard without the aid of porn.
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>>29373878
Don't do this senpai.
I fucks up your dick in the long term.
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>>29373366
>Lie on my back
>On my bed
>Laptop beside me
>Multiple tissues on my stomach
>Shoot and hope I put the tissues in the right place
>Wipe my helmet with jizz covered tissues
>Shuffle to the bathroom with my pants around my ankles
>Throw tissue in toilet bowl, flush with elbow
>turn on rap with elbow, wash dick and hands
>Done.
Thank you.
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I rub it into my leg.

Hopefully into toilet paper but sometimes its just my pajamas.
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I usually lie on my back and open up my legs to fap.
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>>29373366
Edging to Phillip
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>>29374561
How is that a bad habit? Keep at it and maybe you won't have boner troubles.
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I usually just rub my boner through my pajamas when I'm in bed. It runs down my leg and never gets too hard so I can cum right there on my lower thigh. I make sure not to do it so much so I can get hard and cum without porn.
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>>29373366
I like to lay on my back with my legs spread off the edge of the couch and rub my clit with one hand, finger myself with the other. Being slightly upside down makes me cum faster for some reason.
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>>29374632
Really? How so?
Blox orig comment
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>>29375402
You can cum with a soft dick?
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>>29373366
>>>29374200
>Yeah that's great except those are damn expensive

Cheaper than a woman that is.
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>>29376234
I don't know, it doesn't really get as hard as regular guys it seems. Its pretty big so it would litterally take allot of blood flow to get that hard. Anyway its just as sensitive so Im not complaining and my gf doesnt complain for sure
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>>29373366
I like to hump things and stick a finger up my ass. I make a lot of noise.
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If I nut more than twice a week my cum will be thick and dribbles out. As far as why I masturbate so much, it's because I'm bored and no longer have a gf
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>sit on computer chair
>find porn
>get lotion/lube
>get paper towels to cum in
>jerk off
>cum in paper towels
>throw paper towels out
>clean lotion off dick with more paper towels
>throw paper towels out
>go outside and smoke a cigarette

yea i don't mix it up, i've probably been doing it like that for 10 years... i don't like jerking off in my bed because i don't want to drip cum on my bed sheets
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>>29373366
If on the bottom, a heavy object is necessary to replicate the weight of a partner on the pelvis, another soft object to press the underside of the shaft and beginning of the testicles.
If on top, an object is necessary to create space between the bed and oneself for proper thrusting and to press against the testicles.
In either case, a large cloth is used to limit spills and an easy clean up.
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>>29373948
>Just get your the inside of your foreskin moist enough, and it feels damn good.

check your foreskin privilege pls.
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I lay on my back in bed and just use my hand while I look at porn on my phone. Haven't used any toys in at least 6 years. Sounds boring, but it's so intense for me that I almost always pass out immediately afterwards.
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>>29373366
>Go to bathroom
>Porn on cellphone, business as usual
>Cum on toilet
>Flush

Easy peasy with no cleaning up afterwards
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