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The birdies have hatched (=
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>>29372751
pls be a nice person and let them be
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>>29372778
I will.

lanigiro
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>>29372751
you could douse them in gasoline
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>>29372751
>>29372802
They are doomed.

RIP little ones.
Since the big one will probably kill everything, raise it yourself maybe you can train the cowbird and teach it not to be a dick.
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>>29372751
Cute. what happened to the one that hatched first that everyone said would kill the others?
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just poison it a bit, not enough to kill but weaken it
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>>29373016
it's cuddling with the others
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>>29373359
It's stealing their warmth until it can get it's strength up, then it will do what niggerbirds do and slaughter them
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>>29372778
Who is this angel

>>29373359
Around crowbirds never relax
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Kill the cowbird you cunt
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>>29372751

You should've killed the nigger bird when you had the chance. Fuck you, OP
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>>29373448
>>29373563
cowbird is the ultimate normie trigger
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should've put a pinhole in the cowbird egg OP

it was the only safe choice

this is like when you make a bad choice in mass-effect or the witcher. you reap the consequences
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>>29373622
>>29373573
they dindu nuttin wrong
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>>29373147
poison yourself faggot

or1g
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>>29372751
give them to some expert to care about

poor birdlings
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>>29372751
cute djdndndn
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Fuck you OP, you smug piece of shit, choosing to let innocent robins die because #NOTALLCOWBIRDS
I've been invested in this from the start, I was one of the first posts in your thread, I thought we were friends, but you're no better than a common gutter rat.
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>>29372751

man, you're a shitty Privacy Destroyer for dat pic !!

MODS!

>underaged birdies
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>>29372802
Snap the red-mouth neck, the parasitic fuck
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>>29372778
Who is this ejaculation station
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Its noble that you didn't interfere with nature, but I'm still sad ):
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Take more pictures OP!
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Cum in their mouths, nourish them with your semen
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>>29372751

>Boil pot of water
>Cut in some potatoes, celery, garlic and fried onions
>Plop the hatchlings in there

Bam. You've got yourself a stew going.
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Are the little ones dead yet?
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>>29376985
>I love stew filled with beaks, eyeballs, tiny bones, and feathers
Nice attempt at being edgy friend
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once when i was a small child i broke some robins eggs and i saw the fetuses and i still cant handle it to this day fuck
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>>29377364
Once when I was a small child I saw a bird skeleton on the ground and picked it up, only it immediately broke when I took hold of it.

Birds are fucking faggots.
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Get some mealworms and feed the non-cowbird chicks extra, so they can keep up physically.
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>>29372751
I have a feeling that in the next update, you're gonna show us that nest with one living cowbird chick and five dead of the others.
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>>29377539

This, OP.

And don't believe myths about "the mother bird won't go near her babies if they smell like humans." That's retarded for two reasons:
1) Birds have a worse sense of small than humans, and would have no idea that you went near them from touch alone
2) Abandoning your babies if they smell slightly funny is a shit evolutionary trait


Anyways, feed the good birds to make them big and strong. No clue what species they are, but they might not be able to be as big as the cowbird... In that case, you might have to go with another plan.
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>>29377822
In a lot of the pictures that I've seen about brood parasitism, the cowbird chick is always bigger

You see pictures of tiny host mothers feeding these gargantuan cowbirds
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>>29378077

Fucking cowbirds.

They live a NEET's dream and that's why we hate them.

>Raised by parents who let you sit around and get fat, spoiling you
>You grow large, fly away after draining your parents of resources
>Replace another bird's egg with your own (literally cucking normies) and reap the benefits
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