>Be in the military
>Move 4 hour drive away from girlfriend
>Gf is a 3.14
>Great sex
>See her every weekend I have free
>Go on a 3 week exercise
>Living in the field
>Training to attack positions and urban combat
>Come back on the friday
>Gf booked a hotel for us to stay in that weekend
>She drives up here to get me
>She is excited to see me
>Saturday night
>We fuck
>Get text from her ex saying he fucked her
>Showed her
>She starts crying and says she cheated a few days ago
>She said I wasn't giving her enough emotional support
>WTF I WAS LIVING IN A DITCH FOR 3 WEEKS WITH NO PHONE
>Ditch her
>She begs for forgiveness
>Cries for days
>Says she will do anything
>Break up with her but keep in close contact
>She wants to prove to me that she is sorry
>Fast forward a few weeks
>She can no longer afford rent
>She moves up with family near where I am posted
>She hasnt even told her family that we have split up
>She is living with her dad for 6 months rent free
>Her dad expects her to move in with me after those 6 months
>I tell her its not happening because she fucked another guy
>She starts screaming that I fucked her life up.......
>>29372281
>>29372281
Women hehh
>>29372338
>>29372338
Women hehehehe
>>29372281
Why are you dating pies?
>>29372281
>be enlisted
>have wife/gf
It's your own fucking fault.
These hos ain't loyal.
>>29372426
I am not even enlisted. I am an officer
>>29372281
that's what you get for being an enlisted subclass heathen who only attracts trash :)
still, fuck that bitch. she sounds retarded
>>29372442
that is even worse you fucking faggot.
>>29372520
Calling OP a faggot when he has a good job with a solid career and defends our freedom.
Yeah good one faggot
>Being in the military
>Being in a relationship while in the military
>Not expecting to get cucked
>>29372548
OP was correctly called a faggot because he is cucked welfare queen that orders other men to die for Israel.
>>29372442
guess it's your fault for only going for looks instead of brains, you fucking shallow prick, way to be a great steward of the office of which you hold by getting screwed over by a non-virgin "3.14" you retard L(
>>29372571
you brothers
>girfriend is a pie
Just because you saw it in American pie doesn't mean it works trust me
>>29372548
>a job that requires to be out of home
>has a gf or is married
I know enough guys from the millitary to know that that shit won't work.
Or you leave, or you get children or else she will ride the dick of others any chance she gets.
in this modern day and age it is like that.
>>29372667
>OP has job essential to the defense and prosperity of the nation
>gone for a few weeks or months at a time
>gf/wife can do anything she wants, see any friends she likes
>has ONE JOB: don't fuck anybody
>she can't even do that
Women are all shallow whores.
OP, thanks for your service, perhaps you care to look into boipucci next time?
>>29372726
OP is tells other men to dig holes for the state. It's really not that essential.
>>29372560
This, senpai
I'm sorry for op, tho. Whyevertrust a roastie?
>>29372628
This is the only real answer for the thread if I may be the Honest Dutchman here. I mean come on it was just fictional OP, surely based on truth but still.
All these normies replying about Women too, how do they know and why do they bring it up when we're surely on a Bulgarian pie board here.
>>29372281
Man I am about to go to BUD/S myself after boot and I would never date a girl while I am in. I know guys in the military who have been approached by women at bars, but they turned the women down because they had a gf then they find out their gf cheated on them. Women have no sympathy like men.
>>29372726
God you're a faggot. Anyone who believes the military is fighting for "muh freedoms" is a full blown retard. Soliders are fucking welfare queens.
>>29373183
>namefag
filtered :)
>>29373183
Most guys do not join because mu freedoms. Like me for instance, I am joining the Marines to be able to go to go to combat one day, get some good training, and be in a brother hood.
>>29373183
would you rather see soldiers being "welfare queens" at home or not see any around knowing a massive war is happening
>>29372281
>Be in the military
Knew where this was going. Sorry anon, but >>29372426 is not correct. It's the culture, sparse communal bonds, and possibly her upbringing. Sadly, that's just the way it is for most western women now.
>>29373183
>that strawman
>implying a military isn't essential for the defense and prosperity of a nation
Fuck off, syrupnigger
Unless you have a GF that yo
>>29373240
cuck alert! cuck alert!
so you're jonesing to kill people/risk being killed
and fag out with other dumbasses that got tricked into joining?
alright anon, have fun
>>29373270
yeah, god damn poor people have it so good/easy, living the high life, luxurious
>>29372281
>Says she will do anything
I hope you fucked her in the ass?
If you did, gj OP
If not, OP is a fag
>>29372442
>>29372548
>>29372726
>Butterbar getting cucked
As an E-3, I smiled a bit. Sorry but you fucked up by establishing a relationship in the first place. Seen it go south too many times. Just forget about having a gf and going full chad by pumping and dumping. Worked fine for me.
>>29373240
Nigger, what combat? We ain't doing shit! My ass is about to get out and I'm not putting up with another 4 years just get combat cucked by Shillery or Bernie
>>29372281
Nobody cares. Kill yourself.
muted
>>29373597
If you're about to get out why aren't you an E-4?
>>29373669
I'm a shitbag
Sorry OP, but women are just naturally whores.
Don't ever fuck a bitch with an ex unless you're just looking for pussy, that nigger WILL pop up again at some point.
Keep a bitch with an ex relegated to FWB territory at all costs.
>>29373597
>>29373694
>E-3
>talking shit about a (presumably) O-1
lol get the fuck out of here. you're both on the same level except you have to salute this cuck, rendering you an ultracuck shitbag
>>29373694
>>29373735
Ahahahaha #rekt
>>29373597
I forgot to add I am going for Marine Recon, So I will be doing shit even if we are in peacetime
>Going for any sort of relationship when you're in the military
Just give it up man, it does not work. Sever ties with any girl you're going to be away from for more than a few days, because you gonna get cucked otherwise (and even if you're around you probably will be anyway).
>>29372726
>defense and prosperity of the nation
To denounce the evils of peace and love?
>>29373905
Nice dude
>>29373735
Fuck off, I'm not the one blogposting my cuckstory for sympathy.
>>29373730
Not sure if I should actually aply this to my current relationship. Don't all girls have exes ? Current gf says I'm her favorite and the best sex she ever had but I'm still not sure if I can trust her. WHAT DO
>>29372281
troutman detected
>not whooping the ex's ass
>posts on 4chin about it instead
GG OP GG
>>29374085
>Says I'm her favourite and the best sex she ever had
They all where anon
>>29374085
>says I'm her favorite and the best sex she ever had
>t. every woman, ever
>>29372281
Anyone else remember a post from 2007-2008 on /r9k/ (might've been /b/) with this cute looking 18-year-old redhead, saying that she was going off to bootcamp. The first reply was inevitably "SHE'S GOING TO FUCK A LOT OF DUDES"
That's always what I think of when I think of dudes in a relationship in the military, or just long distance relationships in general
>>29372393
Exactly my thoughts. qt 3.14 meme sucks
>>29372281
I was the bull once and fucked my ex when she was married to a marine. She didnt even contest. I must of fucked her for an hour straight and made her gag on my cock and creampied her and sent her back home. I only had an hour and I did so much shit. LOL That guy had three fucking weeks.
I guarantee you that he fucked her at least twice daily. She just only got caught for the one occurrence and isnt going to come clean with the rest. If you can get a girl to whore out once, she basically becomes your sex slave whenever you want.
ahahahaha get cucked.
>>29374472
orly? do tell us more
>>29372442
How did you commission? OCS? What branch?
Which is better Army or Marines?
>>29374544
I thought i had a copypasta of it but Im struggling finding it. Have another one I guess meanwhile.
>send out generic greeting macro on myspace
>7 replies back
>meet at mall and watch paranormal activity
>laugh and yell obscenities at movie screen
>most of the theatre begins taking part cause movie is so bad
>go back to our cars outside popular mall entrance but keep talking
>go to her car and continue conversation about stupid shit like anime
>touch her alot during conversation
>eventually start kissing
>pretends to fight and play force her to blow me
>cum in her mouth
>she has fun hugs me goodbye
>date 2 go over to her house
>long story short she believes her arm is possesed and it moves about randomly on its own
>not sure how didnt notice before (who would look for this)
>she is multiple personality disorder
>starts growling like a rabid dog
>iamokaywiththis.jpg
>hold her down take off clothes
>take to bedroom and throw on bed
>turn rabid face away and shove facedown into doggy
>angrier rabid dog growling noises
>what would mcguyver do
>look around and find hand cuffs
>cuff arms behind back
>have incredibly rough sex with her
>leave her handcuffed but escapable
>put in gay anime dvd with guys having buttsex
>push play
>leave
>never call her again
>delete myspace profile
> thread about gf and gf discussion, exs, etc
GET OUT OF MY BOARD FUCKING CHADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not fully expecting your gf to cheat while you go off to the military
honestly its your own fault
>>29372281
>not using the fact that vets can get away doing spergy violent shit that most people can't to beat the shit out of her.
