>Meeoww!!
Hey r9k!! My name is Fluffums, I am a super evolved kitty cat from Japan in the year 2045.
I can speak, write, read and lots of other really neat things too!
AMA
Hi Fluffums. What happened to your ears?
>>29370823
Nn-nyyahh.. I get nervous when I take pictures, so they're smushed back against my head. I do have ears though! They're cute and fuzzy and the best place for rubbyrubs!
>>29370590
Do virtual reality holodecks exist in 2045? If I try really hard will I live long enough to do holodeck stuff?
How many Japanese men have tried to have sex with you?
wanna lick my armpits?
Can cats consent with having sex with humans?
>>29371110
Yes they so do exist! Great fun too. When I use mine, some times I get so into it that I forget it isn't real. Try to stay alive until at least the year 2026, that's when human to cat brain transplants become very effective.
>>29371138
All of them... nnnyyyaaaahhhh... mew. ;_;
>>29371169
Only in future Japan 2045 after feline sentience evolved.
you eer got your asshole sucked??
>>29370590
>cat
>not a husky
>>29371273
Do human to human transplant work? If I wanted to, could I have my brain transplanted into the body of a young girl?
>>29370590
Hey Flufffums, my name is Stanley
Tell me, how is Japan in 2045? Is it better or quite the same?
Your friend,
Stanley
>>29370590
Cats clean their butts by licking them, right? Do cat butts taste better when you have a cat tongue, because I always thought that would be the wrst part of being a cat, having the complulsion to lick your own butt?
Also, are you a boy cat or girl cat?
>>29371291
W-what? That's icky anon! !
>>29371321
Human to human is taboo in future Japan, anon. I'm sorry, but you might have a chance if you look on the future Japan darkweb
Does it hurt coughing up furballs?
Do you live with any other advanced intelligent cats?
Do other intelligent cats lick your fur?
What is your favorite cat food?
What kind of box do you poop in?
>>29370590
what's your opinion on Donald Trump go...I m-mean gato!?
>>29371631
are sentient cats considered goyim?
>>29372144
HIISSS
>>29370590
hey fluffums I save you from archive
>>29370590
Hey cat, have you realized your mouth is shopped in that pic?