ITT: green flags for girls
>traditionally braided hair
>natural hair colour
>modestly/practically dressed
>>29370223
>have all 3
>still no bf
and you guys said we live on easy mode
>>29370223
>healthy relationship with parents
>school/volunteer/full time job
>can cook
Get yourself a woman who can cook because looks fade
>>29370250
Iktf. OP forgot >cute.
You have to be really cute in order for any of the greenflags to count for you
>>29370250
I'll be your bf, asl?
Oregano
>>29370292
iktfgf
robots only care about looks
>doesn't wear makeup
>doesn't use deodorant
>>29370373
Deodorant is fine, perfume isn't.
>No qt country girl gf
>intact hymen
>innie
>>29370223
Fat
Been didled
Claims she was daped
Any mental disorder
Only has guy friends
Black
Has gay friends
Likes niggers
Hates Lord Trump
Tells you her XBF cock was bigger
Stays out late with her friends
Hates anime
Plays MMOS
Uses a massive dildo
Has had sex with more then 2 men
Ugly
Poor
Flat chest
Dead fish when fucking
Wont swallow
Still friends with her X
Is BI
Femanazi
Low IQ
Has no college degree
Cam whores
Dirty
Has facial hair
Pussy smells bad
>>29370223
>no makeup (or "no makeup" makeup)
>no highheels ever
>simple hairstyle
>likes vidya
>likes animals
>does volunteer work
It's really fucking hard to get all these tho. I know a couple that have some of these but they're obviously taken...
>>29370486
>green flags
dude... you have issues
>>29370486
You have some fucked up tastes my friend
>>29370223
>takes notes in class rather than just sit there
>not afraid to smile/laugh
>has a nice thicc bod
>would rather cook her food than eat out
>respects her parents
>loves animu
>not afraid to go out without make up
>likes to masturbate
>can name her favorite book without taking longer than 5 seconds
>cute 6.5/10 and above
bonus pts if she is a nice Christian grill
>>29370486
I'm confused, are these red flags or green? I guess it could be either but idk M8
>likes and plays music
>>29370486
My sides so you want a fat chick who is Bipolar and has been molested what the fuck am I reading
>>29370250
post a pic lets see, we can critiqe and imporve you
A woman just has to be slender and feminine looking, she can wear whatever the fuck she wants and she will be attractive to me
although dark/metal/goth/whatever is a HUGE HUGE plus for me
>>29370486
Kek so you want a fembot who uses a giant dildo and tells you how big of a dick her X had, twisted as fuck senpai
>>29370606
I think he thought it was a red flag thread, if you read it as green flags its pretty fucked up
>>29370486
Where would you find a woman like this and WHY
>>29370515
Watch out man if she likes animals to much rover might be pounding that poon
>>29370611
>/r9k/
>criticing and improving females
>>29370617
So you are saying you would fuck a slender, feminine looking man and take his fem dick up the butt?
>>29370611
Falling for B8 this easy, sure is summer as fuck up in here
>>29370815
Not that robot but nothing wrong with some girly cock action
>>29370449
You live in a fantasy world, women are hoes, most pop their cherry while fucking a hair brush
>>29370815
I said a woman
but yeah i would if he was feminine and pretty enough, it take his girlcock
>>29370844
b8 b8ing b8 b8ers b8ing b8ters, newfag
>>29370921
Fuck man there is no hope for you, me either I would have no problem pounding his meat hole, I wouldnt be able to do it if he moaned like a manly man and was saying shit like "ya bruv fuck this boi pussy"
>>29370958
If I wanted any lip from you I would wiggle my zipper 8====D
Huunhh..
>artistic
>passionate
>intimate
>dignified
>genuine
>diligent
>fond of stockings
>fond of healthy food
>fond of somewhat natural look and modest attire
>bonus for vintage or folk'esque
>fond of eastern, paricularly slavic and asian cousine
>good drinking buddy
>enjoys quiet or calm environoments
now's the tricky one
be it
>is afraid of walking around the late hours, but overcomes this fear when near their significant other
or
>just genuinealy enjoys nightly scenery and significant other's embrace as the breeze cools down
anything does, there are so many traits one may adore in a significant other..~
>>29370921
GAY AS FUCK SENPAI what the fuck isnwrong with you fags, is a requirement to like girl cock to be a Robot now?
>>29370486
What kind of fucking heresy am I reading
>>29370996
Fond of slavic what drugs are you on
>>29370844
Are you new? This board is shit all year round.
The only way to get (You)s is to post some bait-tier shit involving females or a /soc/ question where nobody gives a fuck about what other people have answered
>>29371032
Come on senpai don't you want a femanazi fembot who wont swallow?
>>29370587
Don't know about that
>>29370515
>likes animals
Should also add
>Animals like her
>>29371119
High on mayonnaise, you got a problem comrade? Don't you like eastern values? I got more
>>29371271
Haha keep the pictures coming senpai
>is not stalked by a perverted 40 years old spic retard
>>29370486
post the parts of this you think are actual greenflags
>Hates Lord Trump
>Is BI
>>29371286
I don't know if it's irony or not, and I've been posting a lot of ones in the likes of these.
With that I'm running out of original content at the moment, so I'll hold myself back, for the time being.
>>29371271
>mayonnaise
>not krokodil
good tattoos
dyed hair
colored contact lenses
likes to drink and do drugs
just my personal tastes senpai.
>people here actually believe the NAWALT exists
>they fall for conservative dress sense
You guys are gonna get destroyed by the cuckening. Please save yourselves before it happens. Conservative ideology is just as anti male as feminism. It sees you as a utility that it can control by pretending that you're doing a duty and that you're getting a righteous woman for it. Meanwhile she's just a secret roastie using you.
>>29371338
>implying kids these days don't prefer designer drugs
>>29370223
Is 12 years old
Best greenflag
>>29370223
holy fuck, what a qt.
she is wife material
if I never meet a woman like this I'll probably kill myself desu
>>29370486
heres ure gurl anon
>>29371313
What's wrong with a Bjork gf?
>smart
>kind
>dark or dusk blonde hair
>freckles
>good sense of humor
>understands the difference between argument and attacking
>tumblr, but not off the deep end radfem
>freckles
>T H I C C
>short
>ENFP
>appreciates the little things
>Enjoys memes
>open minded
>has freckles
>independent, slightly rebellious
>artistic
>imaginative
>not afraid to like things/people
>will teach me how to not be afraid to like things/people
>tfw
>it's an "r9k only wants 10/10 chicks without makeup and 1000 talents but is still somehow a weeaboo shut-in" episode
kekekkekeke
>>29371576
>it's a "rostie interprets green flags as requirements" episode
>>29370223
>genuine
>humble
>identity not tied to social groups
>feminine
It's a shame the last one needs listing.
>>29370565
>likes to masturbate
>bonus pts if she is a nice Christian grill
>>29371448
MY SIDES haha this shit is gold man
>>29371544
this but with red hair hopefully, this exactly anon.,
>actually likes to spend time with me
>>29371576
you're a 10/10 to me femanon
>has a penis
Jdjskjajwjwknsn
>>29370223
>Brown hair, NOT red hair. or dyed hair.
> Not covered in tattoos
> Lost virginity at normal age (17,18) or didn't lose virginity (ideal ofc)
>3 or less previous boyfriends (none ideal ofc)
>Personable, smart doesn't just rely on looks to get ahead.
>Hasn't had children
>At the very least, average looking.
> Middle class background, loving hard-working industrious family
>No ridiculous piercings (gauges, nose)
>Reads books for pleasure and knowledge
>Neither over nor under dresses on average
>At least B cup boobs
>Not more than 20 lbs overweight
>apolitical
> Doesn't browse reddit
> Doesn't have any significant debilitation
>Obedient, loyal fidel
>religious, but not in an overbearing way, more so in a personal way
>Will sex you
>>29371666
fuck
those ironic dubs
>>29370223
>hates social interaction with outsiders
>thicc or skeleton, doesn't matter as long as they are not a disgusting landwhale
>average face
>not a radical feminist
>not secretly a dyke
>has a real vagina>anything but black
That's it. I just want a gf.
>intelligent
>mentally unbalanced
>into the same drugs as me
>petite
>dyed hair is fine by me
>shapely ass and tits, don't need to be huge
>kind and nice
>reads
>open sexually
>compatible fetish wise
>willing to listen to me when I want to make philosophical or political points
Basically I'm looking for a manic pixie dream girl to go on a downward spiral with.
>>29370565
I have yet to encounter a girl who likes animu that raises a green flag rather than a red one.
>>29370223
>modest clothing
>no cleavage
>no expensive brands
>clear skin
>natural hair color
There's a middle eastern girl like this who comes to my restaurant every day, plus she's a dfc and gives me the cutest smiles.
Fuck, I wish I wasn't so autismo
>>29370223
>>29370269
>>29371624
This.
164264621424
>>29370768
>>29371251
People who like animals tend to be better people in my experience. I don't care for your memes
OP those are all red flags. Sorry but I don't want to date a sheltered retard
nice
non-judgemental
>>29371331
>liking bi girls
>liking LE FEEL THE BERN Xddddd meme girls
shit tastes tbqh famallama
>>29371803
tfw this is me but blonde
tfw not even a robot bf could stand me
>>29370223
>>29370587
What's this girls name again? I forgot.
>>29371855
This thread is making me laugh, I like how you had to specify "real vagina" i def agree with you senpai, no dindus no penis please
>>29370486
top adolfs m8
>>29372497
>liking an idiot communist
>liking an idiot fascist
>liking a corrupt war criminal
>implying you can't or shouldn't hate all of these people
>>29371907
Open sexually? You a fackin cuck M8 also there are plenty of QT Robros with a feminine penis that would do this with you
>>29372327
This is fairly true, now my question what if she likes blacks?
>>29370587
>ukulele
that's pretty much the 'give me youtube views' instrument for women
>>29372660
depends
does she allow me to watch when she's with her black bulls?
>>29372379
You say you dont want a fembot but I bet you would differ when she is sucking ya dick and playing with ya butt
>>29372497
Fuck the BERN its all about our Lord Trump
Liking BI girls nope been there done that it just means they are super whores
>>29370223
>skeleton/thin
>shorter than average
>unattractive but not repulsive, like a 5/10
>has actual hobbies
>no dyed hair, even if it's a natural color
>doesn't like boy bands
>nice
>not an obnoxious bitch
It's a shame such a creature is far from existing
>>29372537
Ill date you dont even care if you have a massive shlong
>>29372607
Requiring a "real" or natty vagina is a legit statement, now days people consider a mans anus a boipussy and a dick a feminine penis
>>29372799
It's 11 inches, is that OK?
>>29372636
Open sexually means shes down to try new things but in the end this will take you down the path of being a cuck.. or even worse while she finger bangs her cunt you are getting fugged up the ass by tyrone and forced to suck jamals BBC
>>29372799
>>29372839
Not my reply.
I dont have a penis desu
>everyone mentioning their preferences rather than green flags
A green flag is something minor that points to a good personality, genetical looks are not green flags. They are preferences.
>>29372697
This post disgust me, ya you can watch but ya dick is kept in a cage and never be let out
>>29372864
No feminine penis? What a fucking shame. Only women I date have feminine penises.
>>29372886
never???
will i at least get internet in my cuckshed?
>>29372783
A 5/10? My dude thats more like 3/10 they exist but they are Chads fuck toy
>>29372839
I wouldnt care but its not going up my pooper senpai
>>29370223
>does not speak with vocal fray or upspeak
>wears distinctly feminine clothing (skirts, dresses, etc.) modestly
>dark colored natural hair, no dye/highlights and no ridiculous hairstyles
>no tattoos or piercings anywhere other than ears
>likes children
>not overly obsessed with pets, particularly dogs
>not overly obsessed with social media
that's about it, she doesn't have to be the ebin 10/10 multitalented flawless traditional waifu described ITT literally just those few feminine traits are enough. too bad finding a girl with all of them is virtually impossible nowadays.
>>29370486
I don't even think you could find a girl with as much red flags as this
>long hair
>conservative clothing, long skirts and dresses.
>virgin
>thin
>small to flat breasts
>at least above average intelligence
>not a radical feminist or radical liberal
>not 3dpd
Has pulse, gud enuff
>>29370292
Not really cute, just mildly pleasent to look at for initiating interest. If someone is difficult or neutral, their mannerisms and ability to demonstrate skills will need to compensate.
This >>29370269, but also
>Likes and is good with children
>Good with money
>Miscellaneous homemaking skills (soap making, sewing, etc)
>>29372908
Ofc but you would only be allowed to go to /r9k/
>>29371666
classic satan
>>29372864
I need a picture to confirm this senpai, also would you peg me?
>loves me
>likes philosophy and will discuss different points of view without getting mad or emotional
>no piercings
>no dyed hair
>kissless, boyfriendless virgin
>not absolutely ugly
>will let me fuck her
>>29372957
I think they are out there it scares me
>>29373022
Has 12 inch cock, gud enurf
>>29370223
>braided hair
>not a red flag
that is the sign, look how cute I am when I suck chads dick.
>>29370223
>can stick whole hand in pussy
>Has a vagina
>nice to me
>>29371576
But I'm not weeaboo shut in filth, I make 6 figures a year and I'm fit. I don't think I deserve a gf, nobody is entitled to shit but I'd definitely want one....
>>29373323
how the fuck can we even compete
oreganofist
>>29373131
What happens if its all of these but she refuses sex 100%
>>29370250
your "no bf" is three months tops
our "no gf" is until death
>>29370486
Dude its rlgreen flags not red, but this is a pretty good red flags though, any chick who says she was raped is bs, 95% of the time she wanted to and then felt guilty
>>29373442
Rape her of course mang
>>29373442
I don't give a shit desu. I'd like to get laid but I care more about the companionship aspect, though I'm no the original poster of the comment, it's just that I want the same type of person.
>>29373729
I see what you are getting at, if you are just in it for this and no sex why not date a robro, hell he might even give you a handy
>>29373809
Fair enough though I'm afraid that the robro would wanna fuck me but I don't want to do the same and I basically friendzone him which would really suck for the robro.
>>29373903
Strange indeed, so why not just get a roomate wh9 hangs out with you all day and chills but doesnt want any butt sex, I wouldnt want a cock in my huns either
>is a virgin
>>29370223
I've met girl like that once, then I discovered she's uncertain about her gender, and that she claims she wanted to be a boy in her childhood
>whyshe's so beutiful though
>>29373941
My apartment is small as fuck because I'm a cheap ass pajeet that makes kikes look extravagant....
>artistic (musically or visually)
>doesn't slather on doll-y makeup
>likes vidya games, anime, or both
>has a refined taste in non-popular music
A girl needs 3/4 to be gf worthy.
>>29370223
>you will never have a traditional gf
>>29370486
To think women like this actually exist makes me depressed
>is bossy
>tells you to do things instead of asking, and expects compliance
>gets to the point where her demands are either anticipated by you or begin to be communicated to you in the form of impatient body language without explicitly telling you to do what she wants, as if you should already know
>if you ask for help on something, she just averts her gaze and suppresses a laugh and doesn't try to justify her lack of reciprocation
>she has no goals or ambition just like me but is loyal
>isn't tied down by obligations like family, friends or school
>likes to drink but only with me
>likes road tripping with me and going to concerts
>likes the same music as me
>>29370250
You do, stop pushing the fembot meme because it's not true. You're not mad that you don't have a boyfriend; face it, you could get one easily. No, you want Chad. Or maybe you claim to like "nerdy guys" and want Chad with glasses.
>>29370223
>virgin
>modest
>turning down Chads because searching for true love
>can skate
>white
>from my country or Japan
>quiet
>happy
>smart
>loyal
>reliable
>creative
>DEVOTED TO HAM RADIO & CW
>>29373990
Sounds like you want dick
>>29371544
You could have saved time by saying you'd like an mpdg stacey.
>>29374002
Nothing wrong with a small pad, years ago I had a 450 sqft apartment had 3 roomys in it and was fun as fuck, vidya games and lan party all day everyday, we split the rent so it was only about 120 bucks after utilities a month for us good times no gay shit went on though
>>29370486
If any one female has all this she should be executed, I dont even know if its possible for one to exist like this
>Like the BIG banks
>Has silver-blonde, above-shoulder-length hair
>Wears tasteful Chinese-American business wear, especially blue jackets
>Roughly 70 years old
>Cold, mortifying stare
>Gives articulate speeches during sex, changes subject matter if you card swipe her crack or put a quarter in her asshole
>>29374776
Everything seems fine but it would have been lots better if you guys took turns sucking the cum out of ya bros meat whistle
>>29370486
I wouldnt hate on chestlets, small boobs are better then no boobs
>likes footrubs
>likes having her armpits licked
>wants to induce lactation
>>29373323
SAUCE/MOAR
Jdidue873848ee8eisi38ei
>no youtube channel
>doesn't post on or read r9k
>>29370292
I virtually never see non-overweight girls who I don't find cute or attractive.
>>29371393
>prefer
>have easiest access to
there is a difference mate
>>29370223
a green flag would indicate that this one feature is enough for a go.
I don't think there exist such a single feature. there for sure are red flags, single features that makes it a no for sure no question, but a single thing that would make me disregard anything else that might be bad?
naw man, no such thing
>>29375999
you have probably just grown tired of the lard and now anything that looks remotely healthy makes your baby instincts flare up like a bonfire on a dry day
>>29370223
>likes Neutral milk hotel
>likes Refn movies
>likes to lay on the grass and watch the sunset in silence
>not on 4chan
>not a sperglord
>not into sperglords
>not a >25 virgin
>shapely buttocks
>not fat
>has had (a) long term relationship(s) before
>no hereditary mental illness
Current qt checks all except the last one. Doh well.
>late 20s
>no shaving anything
>no deodorant
>pale
>long hair
>weirdo
>likes anime
>>29370223
>Is open to threesomes with your friend Asamoah
>>29370223
>thicc
>mommy gf
>yandere gf
>femdom gf
>belly gf
P L E A S E
L
E
A
S
E
>>29370223
>tee hee le qt modest traditional girl with le braid ;))
Those are the biggest whores, kill yourself you fucking pleb
>>29373990
She wants attention. Duh.
There is no such thing as a true green flag and everyone here seems to just be describing their personal perfect girl.
Tbh it seems like we can only agree on a few things like
>modestly dressed
>no over the top makeup
>natural hair colour
Personally I really like the quality of good text communication. Like if a girl can actually write messages nicely I find it endearing
>>29375572
Here brother
>>29376219
So basically any nasty basement dwellig NEET.... but with tits?
>>29370269
Also this
>>29376110
Probably. Obesity is about the only quality I find unattractive in women and even then I can probably overlook it if it isn't severe.
>>29376219
sounds like a typical feminazi tumblrina.
>>29376325
Except TOTALLY NOT. She would not be that.
>>29376219
hot
especially if she's thin
>>29376322
how did it get to that point?
I tried to fuck a chub once but went soft when she got naked
>plays the ucalaly
>has good singing voice
>likes cuddling
>>29376373
>ucalaly
What are you even doing
The people in this thread literally, physically make me feel overbearing disgust. It's like a bunch of 16 year old redditards took ov-- oh, wait, I get it.
>>29376341
>i don't have to shave because not conforming to patriarchy standards ;)))
>don't put deodorant, smell my rancid pussy haha natural womyn amirite
>le pale basement dweller lol such whity nerd
>holds up spork i'm le weirdo and quirky guys ;)) t. p3ngUiN oF D00m xD
>chinese cartoons are so kawaii ^_^ ichimora katana bukkake suduko lyl
ugh
is good at letting things go
>>29376419
oh my, someone's toasty
>>29376356
Because in my 20 years of life I've never had a girl express interest in me and I'm too awkward and anxious to approach any so my standards have just lowered. Tbh though I probably wouldn't go beyond slightly chubby but I would probably settle for over 95% of girls my age who aren't black.
>>29376419
You could take literally any trait and make it all gay and obnoxious like that.
>Cute but average looking at the same time
>Doesn't wear or use any of pic related
>Doesn't have a twitter
>Isn't going to college to study liberal arts
>Likes to draw simple things like landscapes and people
>loves their mother
>wears dresses and ribbons
>minimal jewelry
>virgin hair (uncolored)
>never brags about cooking ability
>finds talking about sex uncomfortable and blushes.
>never curses
>>29376480
No you can't. The faggot literally listed the common traits of the common tumblrina feminazi hipster.
No one in this thread even gets the meaning of "green flag". They're just listing qualities they like in girls.
>>29376525
some did get it
>>29376090
>>29376284
>braids
>traditionalist
>brunette
>pale
>family values
>slavic
>>29376585
>show off their tits on international television with nigger music in the background
Why can't you "traditionalist" retards ever fucking be consistent with your edgy beliefs. Next you're going to put a picture of Taylor Swift as "le pure aryan waifu".
>>29370223
>traditionally braided hair
I'm confused by what you mean by this. I suppose it's because you mean specifically white girls? Because most braids are traditional, including the FRENCH braid, which is typically loosely done. Corn rows and such are tightly done french braids. They are also traditional to African hair types. They prevent damage because black hair can be more prone to damage and must be carefully maintained.
I have curly hair, which lends itself better to french braids, as I'd develop a bit of an afro if the curls weren't reigned in with the rest of the hair. Curly hair doesn't mean black or coarse hair, but I do take a lot away from black hair maintenance since it's a bit more effort than typical straight hair like in your image.
I know all of this is irrelevant but I fit the rest of these (though I tend to wear dresses which aren't Always practical, but they're easy and cute and appropriately modest at all times)Someone pls love me
>>29376848
He means the braids he had seen peasant girls wearing in HBO faux-history """""medieval""""" shows.
>>29370223
>is smarter than me
>makes me laugh
>skinny/fit
there's others that would make for my ideal gf, but I don't think they are possible
>>29370515
O shit dat me
>Dumb
>Loyal
>Stoner
>Unhygienic
>>29370486
I think this anon just didn't read the thread properly
>>29370223
Oh God Anon, she's so fucking adorable.
>>29370250
you also have to be attractive
>>29370565
Who doesnt take notes in class really? Oh yeah, people who expect others to do it for them.
>>29378025
he is not more wrong than the other morons in this thread
most people think "green flag" in other words "clear go" actually means "list things your ideal mate should have"
>>29371666
Christ-chan is 10/10 would marry immediatelyI'm an atheist and there are no Christian grills around here for miles
>>29372633
Americans are kinda retarded and apparently culturally unable to identify a neutral position or a generally "they're all shit" position anymore. Ever since the cold war those faggots have never been quite the same, you either think like "me" or you're automatically ONE OF THEM (!)
Tbh, they're absolutely tedious people to attempt political discussion with and so on... But generally have a good and upbeat sense of adventure.
The same can be applied to this whole pros and cons and red/greenflag thinking... It's overly simplistic and fundamentally misleading. It's more likely to make you feel lonely and end up missing out on the love of your life than otherwise.
>>29371624
It's too much to ask, Anon. You're breaking my heart.
>understands and accepts that she's 2nd place to the 2D waifu
>>29370223
>she likes to watch you pee
>>29376373
It's uclalally you dumb fuck
art on their walls instead of shit torn out of magazines
God this is depressing. I agree 100% with OP. The depressing part is that less than 1 in a hundred women have these basic standards that don't even ask for anything exceptional, just that they shouldn't dress and market themselves like hussies.
>>29370565
>takes notes in class
How about listening intently to what the lecturer is fucking saying, then reading the online notes later like an intelligent person.
>>29379214
this is good except for when the lecturer is shit at managing online notes.
but yes, that is the better way of doing things.
if you're not able to pay attention to the lecturer, don't even bother turning up.
>>29370223
good ol' emma rohan
>>29370486
>Fat
yes
>Been didled
yes
>Claims she was daped
yes
>Any mental disorder
yes
>Only has guy friends
no
>Black
no
>Has gay friends
yes
>Likes niggers
no
>Hates Lord Trump
no
>Tells you her XBF cock was bigger
no
>Stays out late with her friends
no
>Hates anime
no
>Plays MMOS
yes
>Uses a massive dildo
no
>Has had sex with more then 2 men
no
>Ugly
yes
>Poor
yes
>Flat chest
no
>Dead fish when fucking
idk
>Wont swallow
yes
>Still friends with her X
no
>Is BI
no
>Femanazi
no
>Low IQ
yes
>Has no college degree
yes
>Cam whores
no
>Dirty
yes
>Has facial hair
yes
>Pussy smells bad
yes
>>29370486
I'm late to replying, and this is obviously a list of redflags, but
>Plays MMOS
What's so bad about a woman who plays MMO's?
She dated a nigger.
She doesn't have a puffy vulva.
She can't cook.
She drives a automatic compact car.
Her parents are divorced.
He doesn't shower with her little brother.
He has a German Shepherd.
She listens to Selena Gomez.
She watches Arrow.
Her feet are ugly.
She doesn't work out.
Shes a beauty therapist
