People always say that you should go outside, and they seem to enjoy going outside, but what is there to actually do? Am I supposed to just sit outside for hours? I can't really think of anything, like am I supposed to just walk in one direction or something? It all seems very boring
>>29369879
this is what I'm wondering too
I have a home gym, so I have no idea what to do outside
They mean you should start smoking. It's literally the only way not to look like an autismo standing alone outside for no reason.
>>29369879
Go outside and get some fresh air and exercise. Go on a hike, pedal your bike around, go read a book in the park. Sunshine and fresh air always cheers me up
>>29369944
>Go outside and get some fresh air and exercise. Go on a hike, pedal your bike around, go read a book in the park.
How are you not afraid of getting killed?
>>29369879
Hike, read a book in the park, write, draw, shitpost on 4chan, do whatever you want, just be outside when you do it. Get a dog and play in the park with it.
I have a car and have driven all over this shit hole and there has never been a single thing to do. The further you go out from civilization the more fenced all the nature is, and cities are so nightmarish to go through it's not even fucking worth it. People talk about going to bars like it's something everyone should be doing, and when you go to them, it's just another building with nothing to do inside of it. If you want to drink you're better off at home. There's nothing out there for you.
>>29369879
When tehy say "go outside," they are (stupidly) assuming that your life works ljust like theirs and that you have someone to go outside with. They could not, in their wildest dreams, imagine that you would go outside ALONE and just wander around without a place to go. To them, "go outside" means "go with your friends to get a taco" or "go with your friends to take a bike ride" or "go with your friends to shop for clothes with all of the money that you must have because everyone has spare money for new jeans every week."
They are completely clueless to how your life really works..
>>29369944
>go read a book in the park.
the gayest thing ever written on r9k
>>29369944
I tried to read a book in the park but I think people thought i was a pedophile so idk how that works. I do hike like once a week but i still look like a pale skeleton
>>29369879
This reminds me of when I was 11, when my mom made me go outside, I'd just walk to my neighborhood playground, sit on the bench, and play on my DS. That's what I did outside when I was younger. Fucking outsmarted my asshole mom.
>>29369963
>people like this exist
no true robot shouldn't look forward to his death.
really though, you should try to mentally condition yourself as hard as possible. when death comes i'll probably scream like a little girl, but i have overcome this particular fear many times in the past.
>>29370050
>no true robot shouldn't look forward to his death.
that doesn't stop the instinct of not wanting to get jumped by a pack of Chavs or niggers and get stabbed to death
>>29369963
Why would I be afraid to die? I barely enjoy being alive. I drink and drive almost every day because I genuinely don't care. I welcome death.
>>29369976
hop the fences. do it at least once in your life, chart a course through the woods.
>>29369992
absorbing sunlight is not gay.
there are countless amazing authors out there in the world today
>>29370093
>hop the fences
You can actually be shot for this.
Mate, I really enjoy going to busy places in the summer, all the girls wear revealing clothes and being a thighs and legs guy, it's truly heaven. The younger they are, the shorter their shorts are so if you're a hebesexual or pedophile, you'll be in your element too.
It's really nice just to walk through these busy places, with not really anywhere to go, just looking at girls.
you can ascend to the god tier of oldfag non-r9k autismos and become a metal detector man
why haven't you become a metal detector man?
>>29370081
and when you stay inside all the time you get pudgy, pale, develop womanly fat tissue, and tons of other negative health side effects from a sedentary lifestyle indoors.
everybody dies.
>>29370138
This is what I do too. Girls are so pretty.
>>29370138
Yah but you cant touch them, whats the point of just lookng at women when you cant sex with them or masturbate
>>29370138
i do that at times aswell anon, its pretty nice.
>>29370151
lmao this looks autistic as fuck
>>29370125
Worse case scenario, I get shot in the dick and have a perfectly good excuse to kill myself. Well, actually, worse case scenario I get shot in the kidney by Chad and raped in the bullet hole. But hey, life's a gamble.
>>29370274
Wait, wait, no, let me clarify: The worst case scenario is unspeakably horrific. So don't worry so much about being stabbed and shot.
>>29370176
I sit infront of my computer 12 hours a day, I'm not pudgy and have no health issue, only paleness. There's nothing to do outside, so why go outside? You would actually be wasting your day. Me shitposting on this website is a better use of my time than driving aimlessly for the thousandth time failing to find something to do.
>>29370274
Good for you, except I'm not going to die because I hopped a fence into a horse farm.
>>29370138
Fuck off cunt. Your the type of cunt to complain about blacks and Muslims looking at women while your writing In your diary hkw your going to rape you 12 yr old neighbour. Kys cancer of society
>>29370138
And then get depressed when you remember that they're probably walking to meet their boyfriend, that you're going to be alone for a very long time to come. You will never have a cute gf to just hang out and play games with. Even if you did talk to one of these girls they're all going to be outgoing doof doof clubfags that hate all the things that you like.
Then it comes back to what is even the point of leaving the house? It only makes you feel worse.
You want some good advice? Go to a place in your town with a beautiful view and smoke a joint.
>>29370394
Are you young?
>>29370421
How to get weed when your an autismo. Don't assume robots can get drugs
> friend invites me camping
> says we're gonna do it illegally
> we end up camping behind a farmers field
> was a pretty cool night and experience
> left in the morning and the farmer was none the wiser
I could've gotten shot but most people in my country don't just shoot white folks on their farm land.
>>29370441
22, I have friends who've been babyfaced skinnyfats with health problems their entire lives and they have a tan from how much they go outside.
>>29370447
If you live in a state with medical weed, then getting a medical card and weed should not be a problem. If not, well, I guarantee that you could get weed in most countries by going to places where weed smokers will likely hang out, view spots, parks, etc., see someone smoking weed, and ask to buy a 10 sack.
>>29370541
>hello stranger, nice view isn't it?
>can I possibly purchase some of that marijuana you are smoking?
>I'm not a cop I promise
>h-hey now, what's that gun for?
>>29370406
I already know I'll never get a gf but I'v known that for a decade already and I'm not bitter anymore. I still like looking at cute girls, it's enough to cheer me up!
>>29370640
>Being so far gone that this is what you think your autistic attempt to buy weed will yield.
>>29370640
Hahaha you really are autistic, if you walked up to someone currently smoking a joint or blunt, and as casually as you could, said "yo you mind if I buy a dime bag?" I guarantee you they sell you a dime bag. Unless you look like a cop or come off as an autist
>>29369879
You can do so many things, both solitarily and with company.
Sit and enjoy what little greenery there is, walk/run/play with pupper(s).
Tennis, soccer, football, catch, volleyball, tag, hide and seek, board/card games if you have family.
Just read a book outside, relax and meditate, feed ducks, birds, squirrels.
Assuming you aren't too bothered by the weather out, you can maybe do some of these things.
I used to, it was fun.
>go wandering outside
>feels kinda nice to get sunlight and movement, that's about it
>go into various places, drop a couple of bucks here and there
>make small talk with clerks
>nothing really happens
>everybody already with their friends/family/SO, so not sure how to approach anyone since they're all grouped
>focus on just trying to make eye contact and smile
>nobody talks to me
>I talk to nobody
>go home alone
Seriously what am I supposed to do?
Every now and then I will actually see someone who is a single guy just go up to a group and start up a convo, sometimes he gets shuffled away, other times it looks like he might have succeeded. Is that the only way, because that looks difficult as shit. Once you hit a point where you have 0 friends you are super fucked, its impossible to re-establish a social circle.
>>29370807
What if I'm on my way to a convention roleplaying as judge dredd?
I mean.. You can't expect me to break character, that's a huge nono
>>29369907
why the fuck would you ever care about how you might appear to others beyond a situation where some spastic idiot might think you're stalking kids if you're at a park alone within sight of a playground and then possibly get arrested or some dumb shit?
other than that there's no reason to give a shit, ever
>>29370946
Good luck.
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