> mfw I got banned from the local brothel
>>29369056
lol how much of a sperg do you have to be to get banned from a whore house? Fucking rekt
>>29369056
Just green text it
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>>29369056
>mfw got banned from the local husky shelter
>>29369249
Just get a fucking husky already
>>29369313
>Just get a fucking husky already
Thanks for the advice??????
I still think, that she just tried to fuck me over, fambros.
>Tired of being a virgin at 28
>Find discreet brothel through the internet
>100 bucks for the FUCC, but whatever, enough is enough
>Go there and get asked by the landlady if I have any preferences
>"Young and cute, would be nice.The younger the better."
>Shows me some pictures of a """""""20 year old""""""""
>Bitch looked 35, at least
>"No, you have to go down a dozen more years, I want some young meat."
>She says ok and disappears in the neighboring room
>30 seconds later security drags me out and tells me to never show my face again
no I think you were pretty dumb
>>29369459
What the fuck did you just say to me kid?
>>29369436
pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo
>>29369436
>autist makes himself sound like a pedophile
>wonders why he was kicked out
This thread was done better the last time I saw it.
>>29369523
Your mom was done a lot better the last time she fucked me
>>29369502
Since when does fucking 20+ year olds makes you pedophile?
>>29369436
can you not understand how she thought you wanted a fucking 8 year old
>>29369502
Oh god I remember this show host, he was really fucking shady. He literally demanded for little girls to kiss him or else he wouldn't continue wizh the show.
>TFW local massage parlor banned me because I would always pull the condom to the tip of my dick before putting it in her so it would slide off inside her
I must have fucked half those girls bareback.
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>>29369436
>I want some young meat
Even if she didn't think you were a pedophile, that's still really awkward and cringeworthy
>mfw got banned from the catgirl shelter
JUST
She looked 35 AT LEAST and I wanted a dozen (12) years less. I wanted a qt in her early 20s what the fuck is so wrong with that? I thought you guys have my back.
>>29369436
>I want some young meat
fucking kek this is never an appropriate thing to say in any situation whatsoever
>>29369679
Using the term 'young meat' is bound to raise some flags.
>>29369679
Iol fucking weirdo
>>29369540
they showed you what they said was a 20 year old
you asked for a girl 12 years younger.
To them, you asked them for an 8 year old. you didn't call them out on dressing an old lady up as a 20 year old
>>29369679
Ok nimrod here's why she got creeped out, you asked for a twenty year old and she presented a woman whom she thought was twenty to you, you thought she was 35 even though she wasn't so when you said you wanted a bitch twelve years her junior that meant you wanted a little kiddo.
>>29369436
> "Hehehehe. yes...give me that YOUNG MEAT!"
>>29369679
She probably was in her early 20s you raging autist.
And then you asked for younger meat.
I'd throw you out too.
>>29369679
Couldn't you have said "She's definitely 35, I'm going to need 12 years younger than that"?
The exchange that happened sounds something like this:
"Here's a 20 year old!"
"Yeah, I'm going to need 12 years younger than that."
why not just hang out at the moon tower?
>>29369436
Yeah, this is entirely your fault. Perhaps you'll learn something from this.
I get it, my way of expression was a bit off. I was in a hurry, just wanted to get my fuck on, wham-bam-thank you mam. In a hurry I spilled my spaghetti. Just fuck me up, boys, I don't even care anymore. Fuck me.
>>29369249
Are you the wan-wan poster? I hate 99% of animefags but I appreciate your posts
>>29370436
Yes I am.
Thanks anon.
>>29369436
Holy shit man.
How did your brain not stop you before you said that?
>>29369436
Dude, the fuck did you expect? This is real life, not GoT.
>>29370353
>Fuck me.
lol no
>>29369679
>>Shows me some pictures of a """""""20 year old""""""""
this is the problem faggot. 20-12 ???
>>29370077
Kek'lles
>>29369436
>>"No, you have to go down a dozen more years,
BR3H
She abused the situation. Some people will take any chance to make themselves look like the good guy and project their own 'badness' on to others.
It's implied at the establishment that they don't have 'too young' sex workers and you would reasonably know that.
>>29369690
Unless you are at a meat market asking for veil
>>29369436
>have some 30 year old sperg infront of the counter
>picky little faggot, offer him the 20 year old girl
>mfw I hear the following line
>"No, you have to go down a dozen more years, I want some young meat."
