>start an anti-depressant
>used to fap 3-5 times a day and now can't cum at all, even when I end up all exhausted and sweaty
And the worst part is that I still get backed up and horny as all hell
What do I do
>>29368275
stimulate your prostate until you milk yourself
>>29368275
>What do I do
Lewd things with other anons.
Stick a finger up your bum.
That helped make me cum when I was on meds.
>>29368309
>>29368493
So the medical jew is forcing males down path of the gay man who would of thought
>>29368275
Third day of Zoloft and it's becoming increasingly hard to orgasm and get an erection. Still get pretty horny though.
That really sucks OP. I was still able to cum, it was just more difficult. First I wrote "harder" there but it definitely wasn't haha
>>29368556
If you used to fap a lot just wait for it. All the vesicles and connective tissue will be aching and swollen, I'm on Efferox and it started by the night I had started taking it.
>>29368275
So it's like enforced chastity? Sounds hot.
By the way guys anti depressants are a meme I quit them for just this reason, they didn't make me feel any better just different and also I wasn't able to cum and got nauseous in the mornings so I just pretend to take them now
>>29368619
I kind of have that fetish but no release almost ever is driving me crazy, I'm constantly horny and I have a boner half the time, so often that it's aching.
>>29368623
Anti-depressants work long term. Happily this is my only side effect.
>>29368275
Don't take that anti-depressants shit anon it kills your erections, trust me, I took them on the worst moment possible.
I took them for a while, could barely fap once in every couple of days with extreme effort.
A couple weeks after I stopped I swear everything was more sensitive, even the fifth orgasm in a day feels like bliss.
Maybe some kind of weird post use reaction, but it's pretty sweet
>>29368275
you still horny OP? Here is something that you might like a lot or might back you up even more:
>Take a disposible toothbrush
>Get in the shower
>lather the side that isin't the one with the brush with shampoo
>squad down with the toothbrush in hand
>slowly play slide it inside you
biologically, guys have their G-spot right there. Don't knock it till you try it!
>>29369189
>shampoo
>in your ass
Can't see that doing much good.
>>29369602
>Don't knock it till you try it!
fine, body wash. The point is you dont want it going in dry
>>29369189
Not op but
>tried it (no shampoo)
>couldn't find it
fap felt kinda better tho
>>29369678
but I think the dilemma here is that he can't cum from jerking off... right? Well thats what I understood.... So I thought if he stimulated his main G-spot it would be stronger than the antidepressants
>>29369727
>if he stimulated his main G-spot
Is it even possible without a dildo or something like it?
For me toothbrush was too stiff
>>29369655
Don't take the risk.
There are plenty of forum posts stating that using soap/shampoo/body was/etc as anal lube is dangerous.
It can sting and/or mess up/dry out your intestines.
>>29369830
well you have to find it, its leaned toward the "wall". Its like a small acorn, and sometimes a finger can be used, but you HAVE to cut your nail perfectly or... you know...
>>29369875
has a really good point. You shouldn't just do it blindly. You are putting something inside you. It has an amazing outcome ( I think ) but yea, take care
That's one of the main thing antidepressants are for.
They kill your dick, give you crazy fucked up dreams and make you a zombie. That's all they are ment for.Btw it may fuck up your memory too (it sure did fuck up mine)
>>29368275
Start massaging your prostate.
>tfw anti-depressants made me go down the gay path to get off from simple bikini pictures
>>29368275
learn to cum with your butt anon. you were meant for this, don't fight it
>>29368275
You're likely on an SSRI which tends to cause such erectile dysfunction. I got off that shit and now use a mix of Lamictal and Wellbutrin; I'm about to fap right now, let's see how it goes.
I am starting to get a sneaking suspicion that the only way SSRIs work is by forcing no-fap.
Is it really just boner-be-gone?
antidepresents are literally like soma from brave new world. oh your not happy with your life? ignore your biological instincts and take this pill.
fucking kill yourself OP and anyone on SSRIs should do the same.
>>29368275
I had the same thing when I was on anti-depressants...
It's a pretty bad feeling and is scary at first, but well... If they work and don't fuck your mind up you should continue, it's nothing serious it'll come back once you stop them.
>>29368275
same happened to me, so I stopped because I couldn't get it up
>>29368275
What do? Become a sissy and trap out, you wont need ya dick anyway M8, lot of Robros would butt fuck a trap
>>29368275
You need to change the material you fap too, what do you fap to OP? Also drink some booze that helps me fap when on anti dep meds
>>29368275
You have to push through it Robro, dont stop keep fapping you will bust a fat one
>>29370167
You guys are being cucked by the doctor
>>29368275
Edge and prostate stimulation. Also, get off those antis, they don't do shit.
>>29370126
I'm on an SNRI, Wellbutrin did nothing for me.
>>29370400
Can't edge when I can't get on the edge, before I usually came in 30 or so seconds. Sensitive fuck.
>>29370233
Already am a sissy femboy though.
>>29370574
so you tried some form of ass play? I hope you haven't lost anything up there. That is not a fun conversation to have in the ER at 2:20 am
>>29370574
have you tried playing with your nipples? Alsoyou sound really cute, being a sissy unable to cum
>>29370668
>acutally
>>29368275
OP if your having trouble let me know... we can kik and I'll help you with whatever... questions you have
>>29370637
Yeah but I couldn't find my prostate the few times I tried. I'm very well endoed and someone I read a study that people with bigger members have their prostates more forward, but I'm taking that with a grain of salt since I can't find the source.
>>29370668
They aren't sensitive enough and I like wearing tighter shirts so I don't want them to get larger.
>>29370767
So you're a virgin femboy?
That's hot
>>29370767
>I'm very well endowed
oh no~ you poor soul... I wish I could alleviate your pain somehow....
>>29370871
>>29370879
n-not like I'd like to lose my virginity or anything you b-baka
>>29370879
>ywn help a big anons dick cum and cuddle with him afterwords
why must we suffer?
>>29368275
>>29368613
>>29370033
>>29370574
>>29370637
>>29370740
>>29370879
>>29371134
>tfw I get turned on by cuteboys posting flustered anime girls and imagine dressing up and playing with their cocks
>>29371155
>>29371134
>just want him to feel good! I don't care what I have to do, anon please cum!
>>29371134
Virgin femboys are my fetish :3
I want to make one really happy someday
>>29368275
wait 2-3 weeks
if it doesn't get better ask for different meds
>>29371533
if in 2-3 weeks he's not better, me and >>29371524
will be on the way to the rescue. Just let us know OP
>>29371134
>>29371622
homosexuality is not the answer to chemically induced erectional dysfunction
>>29371642
>kek~
you haven't had a chemically induced erectional dysfunction, have you you lucky ass?? With enough cock and passion, anything is possible!! anon
>>29371712
I had enough dick of my own accord to overcome the anti-dick effects of anti-depressants
Don't bully depressed bots with your dicks just because they are on anti-depressants. Imagine if a girl just sat on your face and smothered you with her puffy vulva you fucking homo, how awful would that feel to a dicklover such as you?
>>29371642
H-Homosexuality? That's degenerate! When you dress as a girl, it's alright though! Stupid anon!
>>29370767
B-big ddick femboys are my fetish. Post pics op~
>>29368275
>tfw on an antipsychotic & a sympatholatic
I fap everyday, but damn do I feel like a braindead sociopath w/ this shit. Half my shift at work today was spent spacing out over thoughts of doujinshi, eroge, and loli ahegao while gabber music played in my head.
>>29371801
sounds like a doujinshi version of fight club
livin the lyfe
>>29371785
I can't because I'm in a relationship. But let's just say it's just a wee bit short of 8 inches.
>>29371878
Don't torture me like that baka~
>>29371878
>wee bit short of 8 inches
I WANT
>>29371750
>He's playing along anon, and he seems content with knowing whats going happening on the other side of these green texts >>29371878
relax
>>29371878
>anon~ its getting really hard... to focus... this is your fault! you need to do something!!
>>29371948
>>29371951
>>29372045
n-no, I have my hands full of constantly aching, dealing with ridiculous amounts of pre-cum and non-stop lewd thoughts.
This is hell
>>29371878
o-oh my gosh.. please let me taste it
>>29372116
>we'd like to have our hands full too anon~and mouths
yes it sucks i was there. i was at rehab i had two girls suck me off, i couldn't even get hard. i think it was the brain injury that i have. when i got home i watched porn and it felt great.
>>29372116
>>29372143
>>29372169
>>29372045
Look what you've done... you made all these poor anons cocks hard, and you refuse to help them cum? Shameful anon... take responsibility and post pics.
>>29372143
b-but you'd drown in it Anon
>>29372265
I would never betray my partner like that
>>29372116
>let your hands rest anon, we can take on whatever needs handling~
>don't worry about about your ridiculous amounts of pre-cum, I can clean you up.... I promise not to spill~
>>29372298
I'd be a good boy and lick up all your precum, and do my best to fit all of your cock down my throat!
>>29372298
>... are you gonna make us post anon~?
>You can ignore us but we still..... we have to deal with these now anon!!
>>29372298
I-its just one picture anon, he would never know it's you
It doesn't even have to be exposed, just seeing that big thicc bulge would make me explode~
>>29372298
>please anon, we can keep a secret ;)
>...Hey you got me here, you started it! You need to finish this!!
>>29368275
Ignore the raiders, summer will be over soon enough.
I recommend wellbutrin. Takes a week to adjust to it, but no sexual side-effects for me.
f-fine, this is what I have to deal with all the time nowyou horny fucks
>>29372559
I tried wellbutrin but it had no effect on me for 2 months on the max dose.
>>29372564
D-damn you're big
>reading through this thread
I just fapped too, god dammit
This is the best thread
>>29368703
Weird, I take wellbutrin and it totally makes my orgasms better.
My senses are all heightened, I feel more connected to the world around me and jerking it has never been better.
Wellbutrin master race.
>>29372564
fufufu, was that really so hard? Now i'm gonna fap to that cute cock. Your partner really is a lucky guy.
>>29372652
It wasn't even 100% erect in that picture, it's quite a big more vascular and slightly thicker if I edge, the head can also get much bigger. Too bad it's long distance ;_;
>>29372564
>t-thank you anon-kun!I won't tell anyone
>>29368275
Lots of lube. And maybe try putting a vibrator on your frenulum.
Works for me anyways.
Paxil killed my sex drive and made it a lot harder to experience romantic feelings. Three years since I stopped and I've never been the same.
>>29372564
>If you were in here with me anon~....
>I promise you wouldn't even be able to think about any suffering. I'd suck it all out
>>29372685
>It wasn't even 100% erect in that picture, it's quite a big more vascular and slightly thicker if I edge, the head can also get much bigger
I just came anon, how I have to fap again!
>>29372564
>tfw mine's bigger and I get an ego boost from the reactions you're getting without having to post a pic
Kekekek
>>29372737
How long is it Anon?
>>29372737
Yeah right
Famalami
>>29372737
>tfw now that you mentioned it you have to post a pic toop-please
>>29372685
>wasn't even 100% erect
Anon is making us suffer now~
>Now I have to image how big it really is...
>>29372644
>Day 1 of wellbutrin scrip
>"may cause drowsiness"
>take it, be cracked out all day and unable to sleep 16 hours after the dose
Who the fuck gets drowsy on that stuff? Why the hell did my shrink give me this meth-substitute when I have a history of drug abuse? What the hell, famalam?
All you cuteposters talking about dicks
Anytime I see someone posting about not desperately needing to cum or being a virgin, I get incredibly horny and start fantasizing about worshipping their cock and nearly dedicating myself entirely of milking them for all that they have. I aim to please.
But I am too shy to actually do this in person.
WTF is going on in this thread ?
kys fags
>>29372737
>>29372564
I want to see you tworubbing your cocks together until you both cum!
>>29372748
8", looks bigger on my frame though. :P
I'm 6"1 but pretty thin, people mistake me for a fucking trap because of my curvy slenderness and my long hair. Feels bad, man.
>>29372831
Me too senpai ;_;
Exactly like this
>>29372847
I'm 5'8, have long hair, a slightly feminine face and it's 7.7" and pretty much as thick as my wrist.
Too bad I'm a neet who lives in the middle of nowhere and is too depressed to enjoy life.
>>29372833
Give us a pic you tease!
>>29372847
>>29372833
>when your so horny you reply to yourself by accident and the anon you wanted to see the cock of posts it
>>29372564
>all the time
~oh gosh anon, I can't imagine being hard alone.....I'll stay hard with you!!
>>29372898
Damn, that's a waste. Gotta get out there anon.
>>29372898
You able to pull the foreskin back? Completely sheathed clocks do nothing for me
>>29372935
Cocks ffs
>>29372935
Yeah, that's how I used to masturbate. Just slowly rub the foreskin on the hypersensitive head.
>>29372898
>~I-I think I can fit that in my mouth... I don't think I've ever had anything that big to myself
>>29372935
>Completely sheathed clocks
>clocks
SSNRI reporting in, cymbalta
>mfw when I fapped 3 times yesterday
Where did you meet your guy op?
Is he a femboy too?
>>29372898
Why do you live the robot life wheb you've got plenty for any woman? Mine's about the same size as yours, but circumsized, I've nearly broken it in half with smaller-framed girls and had to work at it for a week to stop an ex from being in pain when we had sex.
Being hung is really all you need, sadly, women care about dick size more than they let on.
I had a girl nearly choke the first time she gave me head and she kind of stalked me for a while, no real reason for it as all we'd done is have sex.
>>29373143
/v/, yeah. Much more girly than I am, my first and last love.
>>29373129
Lucky you, both SSRIs and SNRIs make me almost completely unable to cum but still leave my crazy sex drive as it is.
>>29373129
Would you recommend it?
I'm on wellbutrin but the excess energy is a pain with no euphoria mixed in. Just makes me feel like a crazy person, eyes always feel unnaturally wide and I smile for no reason at all sometimes without noticing. I must scare tf out of strangers.
>>29373173
I'm not really interested in girls or having a normal life, most likely like 90% gay. I don't want to work, my depression keeps recurring even though I lift, run and eat well. My genetics are just pre-disposed for it.
>>29373173
>cut
>sex with girls
>big dick
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE CHAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COCK THREAD
>>29373216
I actually want to try wellbutrin because I don't have enough energy. It works aight, most people use it with other antidepressants. What's your dosage?
>>29373179
I dont expect to see any lewd~messages from you any time soon, but if you wana talk, I'm always around cum-kun
kik = devilsbubble
>>29372899
you too ;) if you ever wan to talk, and Im not at a bar somewhere... kik me lewdface!
kik = devilsbubble
>>29372652
>>29372688
you too!!
>took anti-depressants
>sex drive nukes so hard I turned into a tranny
Number of times I've told this story: 38
Number of times /r9k/ has listened to me: 0
Keep swallowing the jew pills faggots.
>>29373304
75mg twice a day. So pretty low dose, I just don't mesh with it. It's all my shrink will give me until 4 weeks on it without dying or something.
Sucks because I'm waiting on insomnia meds and this stuff keeps me up. If energy is a positive, I recommend it. It's like meth without the euphoria, I hope adjusting to it calms that aspect down.
>>29373222
Why u mad tho? :)
Try it, vagina is amazing. You'll never go back!
>>29373409
>Try it, vagina is amazing
Please, keep that filth as far away from me as possible. Cocks are cute and fun to please, unlike roast beef looking vaginas.
>>29373341
sauce
Oregon Constantinople
>>29373344
I'm the same... minus the tranny part.
Taking fluoxetine.
>>29373431
I like the beautiful pink slit variety, anon. So hot and wet... and there's always the option if you want anal, most girls are cool about it.
But why would you ever want it? Pussy is literally built to please you, it's designed to make you cum. ;) try it.
>>29373512
>what are different sexual attractions
Penises look beautiful to me while vaginas look like rotting holes. WHy get triggered about it?
>>29373512
Anal is literally designed to please you too though. Men have prostate glands, all the more perfect to take a big meaty cock. Besides, after sex, you can either be left with a filthy roastie whore, or a cute cuddly boy to watch anime and play vidya with.
>>29373557
Triggered? No way. Gay dudes constantly try to convert straight people on here and elsewhere. I simply talk about how amazing vagina feels and suddenly I must be triggered?
Are gay dudes triggered when they try and make a conversion or am I missing something? Pussy tastes, feels and smells amazing. It's built to please, that is a fact. You should try it, just recommending something awesome. :P ({})
>>29373580
The anus is not designed for sex, that's ridiculous. A coincidence in anatomy is not evolutionarily intended for a purpose.
Nothing about homosexuality is genetic, that's impossible.
>>29373630
Gay dudes aren't triggered by straight dudes, but robots are triggers by normies. And if you have fucked pussy, you're a normie. So leave,
Let a cute guy with nice big cock suck you off.
>>29373630
ok so
>Different opinions, different outlooks on life about the same objects
just... fuck off, please? We like what we like, you like what you like. Enjoy your periods and we'll enjoy life
>>29373658
>A coincidence in anatomy
not gonna get me this time, Schlomo. Better go market pussy somewhere else.
>>29373678
Funny how saying something similar in a tranny thread gets a bunch of bitchy responses. "We have every right to be here! Homophobia blehbleh!"
Practice what you preach, I'm not going anywhere and vagina still feels fantastic. :D
>>29373788
Seriously, why are you on /r9k/ and not /fit/? Answer honestly please, i'm curious.
>>29373700
Billy Mays here bringing you Pussy!
It moistens, it stimulates, it milks every last drop of cum and is always up for round 2! But wait, there's more!
Like anal sex? Every woman is also equipped with the Anus! Beautiful girlfriend is down for maintenance for a few days a month? Just reposition a few inches and you're good to go!
>whole subculture of gay men devoted to pretending to be women
>gays somehow turned on by traps but not women who can do absolutely everything they can and more
>Going gay is not the solution to problens with women, hang in there robots
>>29373675
fuck you, im gonna have nightmares after watching this crap
>>29373824
/r9k/ needs a hero, /fit/ is full of dicks.
Not abandoning the mother board when she needs me most, I've been giving advice to confused robots on a daily basis for months and stopped a few from making rash sexual decisions like trying the gay or tranny memes out of desperation.
This board needs regular people to keep it from falling to this fucking raid.
>>29368275
>i took antideprezzants, what i do guyz, can't cum XD
Kinda your fault, taking anti-depressants is a meme, because all they do is make life worse for you, especially if you are depressed (in most cases, at least).
>>29373857
Or sweet dreams.
>>29373920
Nope, antidepressants saved my life and turned it around. I'm actually living now and only regret not doing this sooner.
Every aspect of my life has improved drastically and I'm happy for the first time I can recall.
>>29373920
Anti-depressant ruin lives for people who aren't actually depressed, so their serotonin and other levels get too high, whereas in depressed people they return to normal given enough time.
>>29373844
Billy Gays here, bringing you Cock!
Have sex with another man, guaranteed to understand your sexual AND emotional needs and wants much better, than a member of the other sex that has a far different brain then you do.
Don't like taking dick in the ass? GIVE dick in the ass! 100% chance of NOT getting you or your partner pregnant!
Best of all, NO DOWNTIME! Your boyfriend is fully equipped with a set of damage proof parts that have a "no period guarantee". No PMS bullshit, or menstrual cycle worries.
Try it today anon, see the superiority.
>>29374037
This message brought to you by walmart
>>29373658
Suck it shit lord, you are wrong. Evolution does not make mistakes like that.
>>29374229
How about those extra chromosomes you have? Those are advantageous, hm?
>>29374321
they're probably more advantageous then your ability to shitpost at bait.
>>29374395
Cry about it fagtard
You're only gay because you didn't want to learn a bunch of new anatomy to find the hole on a woman
>>29374488
No, and i'm not even gay, I just recognize the blatant superiority of cock.
>>29374534
>Hurrhurr I have like 40 dicks,in my mouth famalam
>>29368275
You probably can cum, but it will be a lot harder. When you fap do you go like *fap*fap*fap*pause----*fap*fap*fap*? I used to do that so I could edge myself to a full orgasm, but on medication you don't need to do that anymore. In fact you have to go complete ham on that dick. Just *fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap* "fuck I'm getting exhausted" THEN KEEP GOING AND DON'T STOP!
Eventually you'll overcome the barrier and you'll get the most intensive orgasm you've ever had.
Also it might help to wait a week or so in the beginning so that you'll be extra horny. Getting the first anti-dep orgasm is the hardest, and you want it to be as easy as possible.
If you are who I think you are OP, say so.
It's you, isn't itHal
>>29376474
>hurrr ddururru nobody other than my friend could possibly be on the pharmaceutical jew
the world doesn't revolve around you, fag
>>29368275
Do what I do and schedule yourself a fap day:
>Stop taking your meds a couple days before Fap Day
>Clear out that day's schedule
>Once Fap Day comes you'll be horny and may have some withdrawal symptoms
>Spend all of Fap Day fapping
>Once you tire yourself out, resume meds
I do this about once a month
>>29376361
Sounds like a good way to tear his dick up and wind up looking like an STD-riddled monster who bleeds from the dick while jerking it.
Bleeding dick is no fun senpai
>>29377557
Oh right forgot that burgers had their foreskin cut by jews. This of course isn't a problem if you have a foreskin to fap with.
>>29377577
Keep your smelly foreignerdick, I'm happy having bitches line up to throat mine, son.
Go on witcho kielbasa-looking aliendick.
>>29368275
I dont get it, back then when I got put on anti-depressants I had no problems fapping.
