>tfw you will never Date/fuck innocent gothic lolita woman.
>innocent gothic lolita woman
pick a single one of these words and no more
>>29367709
>innocent
She's taken miles and miles of cock. You only think she's innocent because she looks like the girls from your Japanese cartoons. In real life girls like that are 10-fold sluttier than Stacey. She probably is jumping up and down on some guy's dick as I write this. Do you feel like a cuck?
Ah, is this the Crispy thread?
>>29367709
oh haha look she look just like one of my japanese animes xD haha she look so cutehahaha her eyes like one of my chinese animes hahaha oh hahaha
>>29367709
>tfw you'll never date a roach
ftfu pham
>>29367733
i pick lolita
>>29367744
She creeps me the fuck out. Sorry lads.
>>29367872
shit taste
123
>>29367744
>>29367908
>No nudes
>>>/out/
>>29367985
does she have nudes robo?
>>29367908
>Creepy Susie will never come to life and love you forever and dig up skeletons and give you bones as gifts
>>29368672
>read Credit Suisse
>>29367709
It is a most horrible feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPNa9KD4Y_k
>>29368602
>>29367985
Nope, no nudes. I hope for none, but surprises happens.
She browses r9k, so keep that in mind.
>>29368602
nope, she doesnt
I would shower a cute Neko or Goth girl with gifts but I'm fat, so not even the tiniest chance.
>>29368889
I want to kidnap & fuck her.
>>29368947
Understandable, there are many lonely people on this board. A few stalkers or even hunters wouldn't surprise me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUgp7KDsMmw
>>29367872
>She creeps me the fuck out.
Then it's working
>>29368966
Are you virgin, Crispy ?
>>29367872
Good. Now stare closer, closer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb-6ka1y-K8
>>29369002
I'm not a female, dude. Keep your knickers on.
>>29369012
I want Crispy to suck my dick with her big lips.
>>29369029
There are quite a few people who would like to fuck a cute tripfag trap.
>>29369029
Then, show me your dick, Crispy.
>>29369037
Is that your form of flattery?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0QURElNqas
any girl who takes that many photos of herself is not some pure cute sweet lovely virgin waifu you plebbos, she's just like every other narcissistic slut on instagram begging for attention and compliments, this one just wears a lot of black
>>29367709
what makes you think that she is innocent?
>>29369047
I don't doubt that, but I'm not mentally ill.
>>29369052
Girl or not, I'm not a whore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_5colqXZFQ
>>29369069
Yeah but have you met a girl who is good looking and doesn't take pictures of themselves? It is their strength, their weapon.
>>29368868
>>29368889
>>29368966
>>29369012
>>29369029
>>29369068
>>29369094
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/29281054/#29281054
hmmm
>>29369069
She's very sweet and down to earth, actually. I've talked to her numerous times by now
>>29369115
Who dat? You keep spamming it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0LxzB5zso
>>29369125
>she said hi to me once she is so so so nice you guys she totally wasn't just being polite and putting on a front
>>29369069
>boom, boom, boom!
that's the sound of truth banging on your door.
>>29367709
Just because she looks innocent doesn't mean she is. HOly shit robots are dumb
>>29369126
its you getting btfo by real Lou you fat faggot
>>29369145
I thought it was John lee Hooker.
>>29369143
I've talked to her for hours on twitter. I'm not even interested in dating her she's just a good person
>>29369169
What are you talking about? You're fucking weird.
IoU is real Crispy ?
>>29369180
>defending an attention whore because she showed you a bit of attention
god you tits are so easy to wrap around a womans finger, truley pathetic
>>29369192
For the last time, I'm not taking a picture of my genitalia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a2hGhamVwA
>>29367908
>>29368889
>>29369012
>>29369178
>>29369191
Is there any pornstar that looks like crispy ?
>>29369191
She looks like she is hiding quite the 5head under that fringe.
Shes into bestiality.
>>29369225
I would defend anyone that gets talked shit on for no reason if I know its not true
Has she done any videos?
i want to hear her voice
>>29369191
>What are you talking about?
not an argument you fat cuck lmao
everybody look at false-lou's post history
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/slylew/
pathetic
>>29369269
ohhhohohohohohohohoho fucking KEK
I would fucking, I would fucking slaughter an entire country of people, I would fucking beat a million children to death, I would fucking enslave the entire world to see a picture of her feet.
>ywn have a qt girlfriend that enjoys spending time with you, never uses you as an atm machine, and actually values you as a person
why can't all girls be like crispy?
>>29369287
No voice though.
>>29369287
Nothing that has been posted yet. There was an audiofile from her twitter a while ago.
https://twitter.com/taeko_ludenberg
Wow, just wow. She actually saved it.
>>29369287
Here
https://twitter.com/taeko_ludenberg/status/728756185550061568
>>29369191
Her eyes are unnaturally big. She can't pull off the Thom York eye well enough to be susie, though
>>29369363
damn, she's not all that irl is she, looks like a sick spanish manlet
>>29369335
>>29369339
>>29369363
thx
is she pandering to /r9k/ audience.
>>29369405
Arigato senpaikun? Um I Kawaii anonchan?
Lou is not crispy, you guys are dumb
>>29369354
she saved what
>>29369425
>manlet
You mean a woman. Girls are supposed not be big bulky hunks. If you that is what you seek, I don't know what to tell you. Go opposite direction.
>>29369363
cute voice but that video was off putting
>>29369441
Oh let the fools dream.They won't believe it either way.
First pinned tweet, mate.
>the tripfag known as slylew is super fucking gay, im tired of reading his generic youtube comment, facebook meme, 9gag faggot tier pathetic way of mirroring my personality .
>the way he shits all over this board and my high quality threads with mediocrity and nauseatingly boring reminiscent of a redditor contributing on his favorite sub, commenting only the most generic and pussy footing replies about "internet waifus" for maximum upvotes and inoffensive, faux niceness. the way he erratically changes his name due to his indecisiveness on rather he should start his own persona or copy me more. (changing his name from slylew to my name to slylew to my name so on and so forth). absolutely no originality subsists in his own name, his posts, his threads and his video files.
>the only thing that is noticeable about this """"character"""" is that he posts his favorite songs in every single comment he makes. because listening to music on youtube is all he does. he has NOTHING going for him in his life. he just sits there and consume. tragic.
>i hate this fat cunt, why does it exist, why does it wear the mask, why does it post.
>slylew, stop posting.
burned tbqh
>>29369457
How so? Could you give specifics?
>>29369425
What do you mean? She looks the same
>>29369363
>peter...... he was...... SO CUTE !!!!!
>>29369497
My name is lou, not slylewd whatever you shitposting freak.
>>29369363
>it's so weird when i get posted on /co/. that's where i am all the time why is my face there
Into the fucking trash
>>29369570
Are you actually surprised? She only talks about spiderman
>>29369533
You realize you're just taking the bait multiple time, feeding trolls and just proving them right, do you?
>>29369533
>slylew enters thread
>tuba starts playing
>he changes his name to lou because he can't think for himself
>starts shitting up the thread for no reason
>he can barely type because of his fat fucking fingers so he resorts to adding a song link in his posts to make it look like he put effort
>>29369521
uhh, no, not really anon
>innocent gothic lolita
Ahahaha
That's because such a thing doesn't exist
>>29369615
I'm indifferent. How did I prove them correct? Are they not shaming themselves even further than before?
>>29369621
Slylew where? Tubas?
>>29369363
she's saying she hates herself because she didn't support the MCU. but then spideyman so now she does.
>>29369498
>mcufag
>"I hate myself rite guys :^)"
>this(>>29369570)
>>29369635
I don't get it. She looks small, cute and petite on pictures, and on video she looks small, cute and petite. What are you missing? A big ebony princess butt mattress?
>>29369635
You can barely see her face there I don't get what you're complaining about
>>29369662
Oh is that all? She loves comics? That was apparent before viewing that seeing as she cosplays a lot. A lot.
There are others girls, you know. Nobody is forcing you to stay.
>>29369662
Have you seen her tweets? She hates mcu
>>29369673
You will never be on my level, my boy. stop this pathetic attempt into being something you could never achieve.
The Twitter totally kills the illusion of perfection
This is quite frankly a bit too lewd.
>>29369743
There is no such thing as perfection, don't search what does not exist for you will be searching forever.
>>29369706
>>29369720
No I didn't read her tweets I just watched the video
Anyways, she's cute and she dresses up like creepy susie so that's why I'm looking at the pictures but this>>29369743 is true
I want to________beAlterhacker!
>>29369743
She's not trying to be perfect
>>29369834
>the person you imagine when looking at my pictures isn't accurate to who I actually am
it's sad that people need to hear something so obvious
>goth girls
they tend to become fat pretty quickly
>>29369809
I don't get what the problem is. She went to a comic book hero movie. And?
>>29369834
I'm annoying too, girls do not realize some guys don't want pixie shit
>>29369895
it was a response to this
the majority of guys who message her idealize her too much. she's not saying every single guy does
>>29369874
Anyone striken with obesity is a pitiful sight, but how is the girl on the left a "goth girl"?
>>29369874
That picture hurts my soul a little bit.
>>29369959
How much of a beta faggot is he?
>>29369959
Why do people have to ask so damn cringy questions? Do you want everyone reading to die out of shame?
>>29369969
she is dressed in black. exactly like all the other "goths" in this thread
>>29369969
People believe anyone any girl wearing black is goth. I don't think Crispy considers herself goth
katya's better than this whore and you all know it
>>29370102
AHAHAHAHHA
katya's had 10 cocks by now
>>29370102
Fake nose. Nuff said.
Are there any pics of her feet?
>>29370102
impure
7508
>>29370139
>private social media vs. public social media
>geez i wonder who takes more cocks?
>>29370160
if I woke up next to katya, she'd still have her nose. can't say that about crispy's bugged out eyes
>>29370195
this was confirmed to be a gay friend. they don't hang out anymore
>>29370102
katya will never be as good as crispy
>>29370161
No but you can see her foot in here for a second
https://twitter.com/taeko_ludenberg/status/632793018223882240
Katya, Alterhacker and Nadia are the trinity of cuteness
>>29367709
If she had tits and ass she'd be perfect.
>post yfw you know you will never have the chance
>>29370199
It's a fucking fake nose. You know it and you can't even deny it since it you know it is true. There were pictures, and there were in fact also nudes.
We clearly enjoy crispys beautiful eyes and if we would prefer katya plastic altered mcdonald face, we would post her instead. Now begone with your rhinoplastic queen, you worm.
>>29368889
She looks even more beautiful with longer hair
>>29370257
FUCKING NIGGER GET OUT OF HERE
NOW
YOUR DEGENERATE VISION OF ASSES AND TITS SHOULD BE BANNED, FLAT IS CUTE
>>29370293
I NEED THE THICC ANON I NEED THE THICC
>>29370227
Whoa cute. She should show them more often
>>29370227
I'm going to have such a fucking wank to this oh my god
>>29370270
>it's a fucking fake nose
Like I said, if I wake up next to Katya that nose is still there. You know what Crispy looks like when she's not bugging her eyes out for a photo? Probably not. You have no idea what she looks like off camera. I know exactly what katya looks like off camera. Now who's fake?
>there were also nudes
there sure were not
>>29370311
GO FUCK ON KARDASHANS OR THAT FUCKING GHOSTBUSTERS DISGUSTING BLOB, DON'T FORCE YOUR DEGENERATE STANDARDS ON THE WORLD, THERE ARE ALREADY NOT ENOUGH CUTE GIRLS
>>29370354
Oh come on. I was never katya fan and even I saw them.
Who went to surgery and fixed her nose? Who? You know who. She better be careful, I hear cheap operated noses tends to fall off on its own.
>>29370393
>he thinks this was actually katya
if you're that naive, you probably think crispy's eyes look like that all the time too. poor child
What's the difference between alterhacker and stacey? Some dye and black clothes.
>>29370414
>>29370354
She is cute with normal eyes too
People don't like girls for only a feature
And Katya's nose isn't a problem aswell
Waifuwars are really pointless shit
>>29370419
stacey would ask us for money or gifts. crispy doesn't want to because she's not a manipulator that uses people.
They're both impure and they only want Chad
>>29370354
She has naturally big eyes, you can see that from her childhood pictures. She opens them wider for some pictures but not all of them
>>29370451
Sure, but don't come around saying she is better for she has had to have a surgical procedure to look that way. Mind you this only in terms of looks, but I can't think these people are beyond shallow, can you? Also, if anyone were to impregnate Katya, guess which nose would come back again. At least partially.
>>29367709
stop posting this fucking ugly mexican slut
she needs to start a patreon and take our neetbux
>>29370529
I don't know lou, since non-shallow people groups seem to be SJW, strong independant women, commies and the likes, I might actually prefer shallow ones,
>>29369826
Shes 18 now.
Shes legal to be fucked now.
>>29370478
>stacey would ask us for money or gifts
Huh? You could literally worship any stacey's instagram right now, no difference from alterhacker.
>crispy doesn't want to because she's not a manipulator that uses people.
She's self-centered and vapid. It takes a special kind of personality to take hundreds of photos of yourself and upload them online
>>29370612
14 is legal here, that's never been a concern of mine
>>29370311
>Liking fat woman
Go back your fucking Tumblr, Sjw fag.
>>29370612
She's only 18?
>>29370523
Retard. It's called make-up and circle lenses.
>>29370604
>since non-shallow people groups seem to be SJW, strong independant women, commies and the likes,
Who told you that? Nothing could be further from the truth. Yes, it is whole take care not of your appearance, but instead their shallowness is that their mind purely an agenda, an ideology. It is just as shallow as cosplaying, but not as innocent.
Yes, I agree this kind is preferable, more pleasing with less facial hair, but it is still shallow. As are many posters, mind you.
>these poor fools arguing over 3D
has she mentioned /r9k/ b4?
>>29370669
>tfw you're never fuck woman with disney eyes.
>>29370680
I might be shallow myself anyway
I see nothing wrong with it, shallow people need love too
>>29370701
No the beta Lou has told her about it.
>>29370669
circle lenses would make her eyes look smaller, what makes them look bigger is how much while you see around her iris. Makeup does help though
>>29370697
Definition of failed normies.
>>29370669
>tfw no circle lens gf
>>29370724
I meant how much white you see. Obviously the eyeliner adds to it
>>29370717
That very true and I hope you thrive in those waters, there is much company and happiness to be found in that path.
>>29370718
Never spoke to her, I have no reasons to.
She's a fully grown woman, there's nothing Lolita about her
>tfw no robots will ever make a thread about how cute you are and shit post you.
>>29370765
There are no robots here. There are only humans.
>>29370800
>Petite woman with Big eyes & Short haired, Gothic lolita style
FUCK, I WANT TO FUCK HER.
>>29370765
Because I don't obsess over girls I don't know or can't get with...I don't even obsess over them at all. I don't even think about them.
I only fap to hentai or big titty/ big hip porn, then I go back to studying.
I also come here before and after fapping for the delicious yous. I'm so busy with learning I don't have any friends...and it's really nice to talk to like minded people. But obsessing over some picture?
Pathetic
im so sick of this fucking whore and her little fanbase
>>29370840
Here, my kind fella. Have a (you). No, no I insist. Oddballs like you are the blood of this thread.
Keep at it.
>>29370842
Exactly.
When will /r9k/ become real men?
I don't admire women. I seek relationships with them, because it's the only way I can guarantee not getting an STD.
I admire accomplished men with hobbies and goals similar to mine because it lets me know I have the potential to do the same or better
>>29367736
>Actually beleiving this
Crispy is her "name" and she's a complete qt3.14. Literally wife material
Pic related, it's her instagram.
>inb4 normie for having social media
>>29370894
>/r9k/
>Real men
Its like mixing water & oil.
>>29370919
No Woman cute like that is Virgin.
Trust me, this is not 1700s anymore.
>>29369239
Larkin Love looks like a direct carbon copy of Crispy except bustier.
Also over 50% of her scenes are with BBC's.
>>29371005
Ugh, if she have a small or medium tits, i fap to it.
>>29370834
>FUCK, I WANT TO FUCK HER.
The way she is going right now on social media and curiouscat, divulging so much personal info, someone is bound to find her and rape her.
>>29368889
She's obviously obsessed with being cute and this self imposed image of cute goth girl so fuck her, she's a narcissistic slut
>>29371080
All women are sluts, at least with this one you're sure she'll try to stay cute for as long as possible
>>29370478
>she's not a manipulator that uses people
HAHAHAHAHA
All she is is a fucking MANIPULATOR and USER
She plays with guy's emotions like its a FUCKING GAME
Leading them on all the while laughing her stupid little head off
Shes still young and naive so she doesnt really understand what she is doing, but she will learn, probably the hard way that you can't do this shit.
>>29370928
People can change. That's the point of it all, to become a man, everyone has the potential to become "Chad"
We are human, not monkeys dammit!
We can become stronger, smarter! Monkeys and animals can't do that!
Humans push their limits, break through the threshold, there's still time to change the path you're on, in fact, it was what you were born to do!
why does she look so different in literally ever pic
(her on the left)
the angles thing really makes a huge difference
>>29371328
she has different makeup on in that picture, said someone else did it for her. i dont really like it so im glad it was only that one time
>>29371243
Not in /r9k/
>>29371328
>>29371443
She looks like a Slut.
>>29371464
its not her best look, too much makeup
>>29371480
Which make me want to fuck her More.
I like Innocent sluts :)
>>29367709
too many pictures gives off narcissistic and attention whore vibes.
>>29371464
You look like a slut, faggot.
>>29371564
Can i bring my 5 friends to gangbang you crispy ?? :-)
she is so painfully clueless and naive if she thinks this. at the end of the day all guys want to fuck you, its that simple. id like to give my gender more credit, but us men are really basic creatures.
>>29369262
All the good girls are.Better Fido than Tyrone t.b.h. You're a massive cucklord if you don't agree.
>>29371766
Nah senpai, I don't want to fuck her I just think she's cute and nice.
>>29371823
You are a fucking ball-less beta bitch cunt who has been cucked by some attention whoring e-slut
Man the fuck up you little shit
>tfw your gothlette cries for attention...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/possessed-girls-evil-smile-being-8223680
>>29371843
>how dare you not want to fuck every woman in sight and be creepy
Yeah the girl he has 0% chance with, why doesnt he man up and get a restraining order? What a pussy.
>>29371877
lol hi crispy
Shoe is Crispy in three years time
original sluts
>>29370257
Small breasts are good faggot.
>>29370270
Stop the waifu wars, it's ridiculous. Katya might have a fake nose but she doesn't have any nudes. The Katya who posted on Krautchan is another girl completely, they don't even look alike.
>>29367709
I think she's the closest 3D representation of my type. She's also the only representation of my type that I've ever seen. But she's some social media slut that has tons of people following her lusting after her. I'm never going to get her. How do I deal with the fact that I'll never have a girlfriend like her but less famous?
>>29371895
Hopefully Crispy wont lower herself to fuck a monkey
>>29367709
If only she shrunk me down to hamster size, picked me up, swallowed and digested me alive, it'd be a dream come true.
>>29371991
What the fuck is with vorefags talking about vore?
this is total narcissism plain and simple
stop trying to play it off
>>29372029
>getting this mad at teenage girls on the internet
>>29372023
>What the fuck is with assfags talking about ass?
>>29372029
Women with bad self-image try to compensate for it by trying to look cute and posting a shitload of photos.
>>29372023
What do you mean?
Feetfags constantly talk about sniffing/licking dirty feet or whatever, vorefags are just less common.
>>29372029
Not defending someone who posts thousands of pics on the internet, but doesn't she say she wants to be a fashion designer? That career might include taking lots of pictures.
>>29372059
This. and she also wants to be a fashion designer so she posts her outfits a lot
>tfw you will never Date/fuck innocent gothic lolita man
Why live
they're too pure.
>>29372053
>>29372068
I'm a vore fag and I still know it's a fucking disgusting disturbing topic that can NEVER be done in real life and is impossible to explain to other people. Theres a difference between liking parts of the body and WANTING TO EAT OR BE EATEN BY ANOTHER PERSON. ESPECIALLY EXPRESSING AN INTEREST IN PLAYING THIS CREEPY FANTASY OUT IN REAL LIFE.
i cant be the only one disturbed by this shit. she is playing a sick little game with guys. pretending to be pure and innocent and friendly. why does she think its ok to toy with people like this.
>>29372118
You mean if given the chance you wouldn't let yourself be shrunk and swallowed alive by that rare beauty?
>>29372158
Fuck off, she's just a teenager girl being nice to us poor loners.
I wonder what her slutty underage cunt looks like
>>29372177
No. If anything I'd prefer to be a predator, ugggghhh, I honestly only consider looking at 2d images of the fetish to be viable, thinking about it any other way creeps me out more than it turns me on. I even get disturbed when i see things that can be considered vore in normie media like Jurassic world, and soulsborne enemies that eat your character.
>>29372158
>>29372029
>TFW I don't live in America
>I will never be able to be her friend and hang out with her
This is the point where I should kill myself
>>29372230
Yeah I mean seeing it in movies when I'm with other people disturbs me too, but imaging IRL beauties like this one doing it is hot as fuck for me.
>>29372258
I can't imagine real life people doing it without it seeming disturbing. 1 it's called cannibalism. 2 theres uncanny valley with a human sized human eating something considered a living human, no matter the size.
Let's stop ruining this thread with this discussion, I hate talking about this fetish.
>>29372207
she sick, mentally ill. she has an obsessive compulsive narcissistic personality disorder. She gets pleasure from tormenting fuckers like you with what you cant have. I bet she sits there on curiouscat jacking off while bitch fags like you drown her with affection.
>>29372158
how autistic can one man be?
>>29372307
Ok, to each his own I guess, to me it would be hot as fuck though, hearing her emitting a loud burp while I'm already inside her stomach would be like heaven to me.
>>29372224
Probably a small dark roastie since she's Mexican.
these threads really weird me out because i know crispy is in here right now posting as anonymous
>>29372366
It must smell wonderful.
>>29372311
I believe you, you seem like you really understand women and you probably have a PhD in psychology seeing as how you psychoanalyzed a teenage girl by three internet responses
>>29367709
>innocent
every woman fantasizes about being ravished and her vagina tore up by a alpha male
>>29372401
get real faggot, teenage girls are fucking dumb and shallow
of course she gets off on being the center of attention
fucking wake up
>>29372433
>of course she gets off on being the center of attention
Do you think she masturbates to it by fucking her slightly gaped teenage pussy with a deodorant can?
>>29367709
>innocent lolita
You dont know what lolita means.
>>29372158
>leading you on
No one is forcing you to stare at her vapid pictures.
>>29369180
>I've talked to her for hours on twitter. I'm not even interested in dating her she's just a good person
you never met her you dumbfuck. all you know about her is this internet personality she feeds you
>>29369874
I'd still pork her tbqh
