You literally CANNOT be a robot if you haven't been told you look like either one of these people
ive been told that i look like adam cera/sendler
literal suicide combo
the guy on the left is attractive you fucking idiot
>>29367231
>the guy on the left is attractive
Holy shit how fucking ugly are you? Post face pic
What if you've been told your whole life you look like a tranny/Michael Jackson?
>>29367201
I think Michael Cera is pretty cute, to be honest
>>29367201
I'm Chinese though
oregano
>>29367257
Then the people you know are assholes.
They have both been in films where they hook up with very attractive women. Michael Cera has made out with and felt up Kat Dennings for fucks sake.
>>29367258
cute = would ltr after i get my chad cum
or
>you remind me of the guy from The Big Bang Theory!!
>>29367263
Then you're living life on easy-mode. Only whites can be robots go get your free scholarship from a "progressive" university.
>>29367263
holy fuck I'm going to die
Never been compared to those guys, but I had a prostitute compare me to Macaulay Culkin
>>29367201
>tfw I've literally been told I look like Micheal Cera
the robot life chooses you, you don't choose it.
>>29367246
>>29367231
Not ''attractive'', but average at least.
>>29367289
The manlet or the bald one?
>>29367201
I been told I look like the supremest of the supreme gentleman
I was also told I looked like napoleon dynamite
so there is that.
I'm Latin, so people have a hard time categorizing me, just a lil change in lighting can turn me into an indio from a cumskin.
>>29367293
Asians are penalized by university affirmative action retard, "minority" scholarships go to blacks, Hispanics and indigenous.
>>29367348
>implying you can even speak fucking english in your dragon tongue
TOP KEKEL
>he gets told he looks like some softskinned fucktoy and not a depressed serial killer
>he thinks he's a robot
wew
I haven't been told , cause I have no friends and never leave the house . So your thread sucks .
>>29367201
I got Napoleon DynamiteTwice.
>>29367529
>implying you can't work in both
>>29367201
I was told I look like Mark Zuckerberg.
Still don't know how to feel about that.
>>29367201
Nigga I've been told by multiple people that I look like Richard Ramirez
>>29367201
I've been told I sound like the one on the left.
I'll see you OP and raise
I laughed it off the first two times but after the third I realised it must be true
>>29367293
Whites CANNOT be robots, all women of all ethnicities literally find white men more attractive than men of their own race. You're the one cucking all of us you fucking normie.
>>29367201
I've been told I look like the time Shrek became a human
As long as you don't have Cera's deformed jaw and boring eyes it's not so bad to look like him.
That's what I tell myself anyway...
>>29367201
>not the ur-robot option
but im a 6'2 fat nigger
>Anon you remind me of shendor from big bangu therory!!! XD
Been told I look like this guy. How fucked am I?
>>29369148
>How cucked am I?
Very
I am the one don't weigh a ton
>>29369576
>that little patch of pubic hair at the bottom of the chin
wew lad
>>29369106
>tfw i looked exactly like McLovin during my freshman and sophomore years of highschool, glasses and everything
>>29369684
Don worry, I started cutting that off a while ago
>>29367201
>>29367258
>>29369106
>>29369148
>generic nerdy white male #338
nah
>>29369106
>>29369710
>mfw I used to wear Metallica shirts daily and McLovin wore a Metallica shirt in his opening scene
First I was Harry Potter then I was McLovin. Why must us awkward glasses guys get shit on by everyone?
They've told me I look like Christian Bale as the Mechanic
>>29369815
Am I old, when McLoving means a guy in Grey's Anatomy to me, not some twink in glasses?
>>29367201
Wide-eyed children sometimes come up to me on the street and ask if I'm Hagrid. Do I qualify?
Some people said I look exactly like Anton chigurh from no country for old men
>>29369842
>the mechanic
You mean the skeltal?
I've been told I look like Ruffalo,Timmy Turner,That killer guy from Simpsons and Joshua from TWEWY
Am I a robot?
>>29367201
Hahahahahahahahabab
You guys have it easy
Try being called Mr bean since middle school till the end of high school
>>29369884
Just shave dumb fuck
>>29369977
>Just shave
Why would I? My amazing beard is my pride and joy. I haven't allowed a razor to touch my cheeks in more than 20 years.
>>29370072
Wtf how old are you
Oppahgananstyle
The general consensus seems to be that I'm a taller Justin Beiber. Gay guys seem to love it.
Been told I look like Michael Berryman. Should I just git commit sudoku?
>>29370103
I'm forty-eight. Why?
>>29369866
Grey's Anatomy premiered in 2005, Superbad was released in 2007. Not much different.
>implying Eisenbergsteingoldman doesn't look cool as fuck
