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Okcupid is such a shit website, probably the shittest website
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Okcupid is such a shit website, probably the shittest website on the internet.

>look for women in my area
>95% of them are fat and/or ugly
>most have "I'm a feminist, deal with it." on their profile
>their answers to sex questions show they're whorish sluts looking for threesome gangbangs or whatever shit rather than an actual serious stable relationship

Fuck that shit website, hours of scouring and couldn't even find a single person I'd want to meet, let alone one who would probably message me back.
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>>29366945
It's not okc's fault
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>>29366945
robots should pursue relationships that begin anonymously online only. it's the ONLY way to find a pure qt with similar interests.
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>>29366945
had the same experience desu lad
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>>29367130
That's how I did it.

Shame she got fat and I had to dump her ass.
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>>29367130
been trying it for about a year.
It does not work
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>>29367130
But how does one do such a thing?
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>>29367156
i did it twice. both times on reddit actually.

one was on their bdsm personals sub. fat but it was such a dream come true sexually

the other was on their amateur audio porn sub. she fell in love with me from recordings. she was actually very sexually conservative irl, catholic, cute af and intelligent and weird and only sometimes annoying. helped me almost believe in life again

you just gotta try in the right places. the right subreddit is probably your best choice because you get points for being excellent at whatever it's about

both relationships i was 100% responsible for the split and still feel bad.
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>>29367296
>reddit
dont know how to use that dumb shit
also, I'm not murican and it's not popular here
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Hai~ I'm Rosanna and I'm 19 from the US. My dream is to live in Japan! Or England! British boys <33 If you are a British boy then pls message me! I love the BRITISH Accent!

My interests include: Food (BACON <3 PIZZA <33), Music, Travelling (Never been anywhere thought but I'd love to) and nerdy stuff like Game of Thrones (GO KHALEESI YAS QUEEN), The Walking Dead (DARYL <3), Superwholock, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, the 100, The New Star Wars Trilogy, The Flash, Arrow, The Marvel Cinematic Universe and Gaming (Minecraft, LoL, CoD, Counter Strike, DOTA, Telltale games etc)
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>>29367587
just accept that no-one's going to be into for reasons they're into chad and look for a shared interest community where you can differentiate yourself

this is how so many people get gf's off wow and other online multiplayers
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>>29367695
Are you trying to trigger me? Because you succeeded.
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OkCupid has turned into a Tumblr dating website. Deal with it.
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>>29367695
>>29367857

do you realize that in 2-3 years her replacements will be writing 'beta' and 'robot' on their hands?
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>>29367897
>Hijras

wut
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>>29367897
I had to look up what a hijra was.

I was not surprised.
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>>29368076
hindu guys who had their cocks cut off
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>>29367695
Hi I'm Stampley Philbin but you can call me Stamps

I'm 31 and from Los Angeles and I'm here to fuck your face
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Try www.pof.com

Plenty of Fish . The women I found through there were a bit more down to earth.
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>>29369538
Okcupid is for fat tumblr chicks.

POF is for fat redneck chicks.
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>be me
>female
>sign up for this site
>get 0 messages after a couple weeks
>message some men
>response from only 2
>one is 61 and the other stops replying after 3 days

I thought online dating was supposed to be easy for any woman? ;__;
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>>29366945
There are a lot of fat people, but that's because most people are overweight anyway.

Don't just look at profiles of women you think are pretty, look for ones that show subtle things that you might find attractive in their personality.
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>>29369953
what is wrong with you tho?
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>>29369953
Did you put your picture on your profile? I've seen some women who have a random pic as their profile pic, it'll make people less likely to message you.

There are dating websites specifically catering to overweight women, so yes it's much easier for the average woman.
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>>29370004
2/10 looks and autistic. I wish I had not got my hopes up, but every one here says online dating is easy for even the ugliest of women.

>>29370011
Yes. I had three photos on.
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>go on OKC for a few years
>encounter TWO white girls
>both are ugly landwhales who have cancer profiles
>the black girls aren't even attractive
>every once in a while a dude shows up on quickmatch

Lol what a fucking joke of a site. I wish there was a "race" filter after going on there
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>>29367897
>Two Spirits

What the fuck is that? Is that for people who believe they have two souls inside them?

I fucking hate what America has become with it's feminism movement and Tumblr/Hippie shit, the old guard/generation of our country would be disgusted. Especially FDR and all the men from early 20th century or even 19th century when people weren't faggots.
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>>29370140
If you sent some long awkward first messages, that might turn people off. Make a short and simple profile and wait, eventually you'll get messages. You won't get 10/10 wealthy Chads if that's what you were expecting though.
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Okcupid and POF are both trash. Never met anyone off them period.

Try these:
MeetMe.com (I met and fucked 1 bipolar chick off here)
Yik Yak app (I met a fuck buddy from here)
Skout app
Your local kik group (#city)
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>>29366945
You can't expect the quality to be too great. After all, online dating is just for losers looking for other losers.
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>>29370140
come on post your pic
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I got one and only one date from that website after about 4 or so years.

I met her at a movie and she was like
>"Oh you must be anon...."

I knew from there that shit was not happening.
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>>29366945
I've been on OKC for 6 years now. I remember back in the day we used to have regular OKC threads, its was good fun.

Yeah, you barely ever get any replies. But I went on a date last night with a really nice, really pretty girl, and it looks hopeful. I get more replies now than when I was a student (no girl is interested in a student when they've got hordes of professional, handsome, older men at their fingertips).

Now I'm in my mid-late 20s, I'm an Army Officer, and OKCupid is working a lot better for me.

You've got to be patient and persistent, robots. There are lots of weirdos but there are some good ones out there. Helps if you live in a big city.
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>>29369538
>>29370528 here

I have POF as well but get far, far fewer replies. You seem to get a lower quality of girl there, too - I'm not sure why. Most QTs in London are on OKC. POF is full of chavettes and working class stacies whose ambition is to eventually become the floor manager of the hairdressing salon they work at. Somehow they all think they're too good for me, too - they view my profile about 1/10th of the time I send a message, and sometimes simply just block me without even replying. Almost never do I get a reply back.

There is the odd normal QT girl but its rare on POF. I get a far few messages from uggos but I never reply.
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>>29366945
>go on okcupid for the memeperience
>click on gender
>kek

pic related
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>>29370691
>up to 5
YOU ALREADY HAVE EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION AVAILABLE
YOU HAVE MAN AND WOMAN ON THERE 2 TIMES
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>>29370814
>trans man, trans woman
*3 times, desu
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>>29370880
To be fair, mutilating yourself should be a category of its own
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>>29370691
>Go on OKC
>Click "Two Spirit" to see what the fuck it is
>They're all just normal ass looking women except with tumblr glasses and extreme slut tendencies

The meme is real. You can't even make this shit up
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>>29370140

i'll be your bf, ill cut your name in my arm if you want me to, or even if you don't
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>>29370140
>>29371404

please respond

original commento
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>>29370216
I didn't send an awkward long message.

>>29371404
Where do you live?
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>>29371688

england, you?

original
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>>29371824
I have family there. How can I contact you?
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>>29372187

you have skype? avanthards
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>>29371688

Did you send just "hi"?

Women don't stand for that shit, and quality men don't either.
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>there's an option for gay people to block straight people
>there's no option for straight people to block gay people
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>>29372187
>>29372223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNT11IqSXM
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>>29366945
>tfw 492 people look at your profile and only 12 message you
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>>29367897
Tinder is considering adding a third gender option for trannies.

Something tells me they would be upset with that.
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>>29367897
I'm trans and Woman, Androgynous, Transsexual, Trans Woman, Transgender cover any possible search someone could do that would apply to me. Everything else is tumblr as fuck and nobody is a mother fucking trans indian and lives on a reservation and is considered the medicine two spirit shaman of the tribe. SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>29370213
see
>>29373254

>>29372939
nigger are you even trying?
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>>29373317
How retarded can you be? Serious question
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>>29373340
>i damage my account's seo rating because Im so fucking autistic I cant handle talking to other people without having a PTSD meltdown because they might find me attractive
>not accepting free likes from a gay guy who makes your account rank higher so that more women could see you
>literally cutting out 50% of the site's population and its potentiality

>How retarded can you be? Serious question :^)
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