ITT: Petty red flags for the opposite gender
>He doesn't sleep on his back
tummysleepers win
true god-mode of all sleeping types
sleeping on his back is nice too though because that means you can put your head on his chest
I thought they conclusively showed that lying on your side reduces likelihood of neuro-degenerative diseases?
>hair length below ears or unstyled/gelled
>stubble/doesn't shave daily
>dresses "conservatively" (sweaters, coats, cardigans, plain colours) or generally looks boring/privileged and doesn't know any current fashions
>shy or quiet
>doesn't *want* ANY friends
>time is either spent alone or with you
>cuddly
>"apolitical"
>doesn't love alcohol or drugs
>tight with money or apathetic about holidays, special calendar dates, etc
>wants sex as much as daily rather than weekly/monthly
>doesn't recognise when there's an obviously correct view on something, "skeptic"
>spends HOURS walking around for "exercise"/"nature"/"ambience" in middle of nowheres, even when it's cold or raining. doesn't prefer civilised methods like driving, gym, etc
>prefers you to walk with him instead of giving you a car lift
>walking around after sleeping hours
>drinks plain tasteless like water or autistic range of teas instead of proper drinks (alcohol/coffee/juices)
>prefers "healthy"/boring/traditional homecooking to going out//takeouts/
>pointlessly makes stuff you can buy at the shop (salads, stocks, sauces, dinners)
>listens to classical or "alternative" music which are obviously obscure for a reason (out of date, boring)
>spends hours reading (and not even relevant stuff, "classics", "philosophy" are just elitist concepts)
>liking old music books movies stuff in general
>>29365971
You are a terrible human being.
>>29365971
lol so much this
also
>he isn't naturally muscular
:^)
>He's never started (and won) an unprovoked fight against someone much weaker than him purely to show his dominance
>>29365971
>hair length below ears or unstyled/gelled
Im actually safe on this one
>stubble/doesn't shave daily
Safe
>dresses "conservatively" (sweaters, coats, cardigans, plain colours) or generally looks boring/privileged and doesn't know any current fashions
2 poor for fashion . Cheap jeans and various cat shirts
>shy or quiet
lol uk where you are
>doesn't *want* ANY friends
A couple would be nice, but people tend to not get along with me. No big loss, i'm neutral to it.
>time is either spent alone or with you
I know like hell i'd rather be alone than with you, so i guess i blew it on this one too :^(
>cuddly
shit got me again
>"apolitical"
literally me
>doesn't love alcohol or drugs
degenerate pls go
>tight with money or apathetic about holidays, special calendar dates, etc
I care about holidays, but id rather give a couple hundred to an animal charity every year instead of buying/getting gifts.
>wants sex as much as daily rather than weekly/monthly
what about never senpai?
>doesn't recognise when there's an obviously correct view on something, "skeptic"
Being skeptic for the sake of being skeptical. There are no absolutes in the world.
>spends HOURS walking around for "exercise"/"nature"/"ambience" in middle of nowheres, even when it's cold or raining. doesn't prefer civilised methods like driving, gym, etc
Got me again, except its like 30 minutes with binoculars to stargaze
>prefers you to walk with him instead of giving you a car lift
why should I waste my gas on your thot ass tho?
>walking around after sleeping hours
Never walk around after my sleeping hours. Who else /nightshift/ here?
>drinks plain tasteless like water or autistic range of teas instead of proper drinks (alcohol/coffee/juices)
Alcohol, wine sometimes. Black coffee, tea, and at least 8 glasses of water a day.
>>29366247
cont.
>prefers "healthy"/boring/traditional homecooking to going out//takeouts/
What if i can cook better than the nigga at olive garden or wherever the fuck else tho?
>pointlessly makes stuff you can buy at the shop (salads, stocks, sauces, dinners)
Cooking is fun, and i can make better than any shop can.
>listens to classical or "alternative" music which are obviously obscure for a reason (out of date, boring)
Are various vaporwave subgenres counted here?
>spends hours reading (and not even relevant stuff, "classics", "philosophy" are just elitist concepts)
An hour or so a day, either old religious text, or /x/-tier books.
>liking old music books movies stuff in general
>music
most of what i listen to is late 2000s and up
>books
Nothing interesting is being written these days
>Movies
Newer horror movies are actually pretty fucking amazing.
Ive read this pasta so much but I've always wanted to respond to it.
>his primary hobby isn't intelligent shitposting
>he has friends
>he's not shy and gentle
>>29365910
desu I only like it when the guy is muscular.. I like to stroke his body
>>29365891
>she doesn't like either cats or Shiba Inus (Huskies are safe, I know you're out there)
>She hasn't completed at least 10 anime series
>She likes moeshit
>She dislikes Type Moon
>She's unwilling to try to read Umineko
>>29366057
why?
>>29366113
what do you mean by "naturally"? i might add this to the list.
>>29366247
>>29366279
why the fuck would you think something as stupid and nerdy as "vaporwave" wouldn't be "alternative" music. alt just means something is so bad that its obscure. and this nerdy shit looks pretty obscure.
also as far as i know im the only one posting this "pasta", and i originally wrote it.
>>29366336
sad.
>she doesn't like sucking dick
>she's into "gender issues"
>she thinks women aren't inferior
>>29365971
What a finely crafted troll post.
>>29366361
Vaporwave isn't really obscure tho nigga.
Unless you think 8M+ views on youtube, not counting the millions of other views the most popular song has through reuploads is "obscure"
Id say it's actually pretty mainstream.
>Her favourite animals are Horses.
>Like, she'll talk about them semi-regularly.
Every time.
>>29366401
in what sense? do you assume its inauthentic because it hurts your feelings? why should the authenticity matter when those are legit red flags?
>>29366408
not that much considering youtube has over a billion viewers. ask anyone on the street and they wont have the faintest idea. it sounds like sad lonely nerds trying to bring back the 80s or 90s.
>>29365971
These are very spesiffic. Are you just listing the thing you hate about for BF?
>>29366479
maybe. i don't think i should reveal this because i think its come to be an authoritative list on here for femanons considering bfs.
>>29366477
It was someone on the street that got me into vaporwave, though.
>>29366532
>into vaporwave
>>29366523
>i think its come to be an authoritative list on here
>>29365891
>he doesn't have a penis
>he doesn't suck dick
>he doesn't watch animu
>he doesn't play vidya
>he has muscles
>he isn't skinny
>he doesn't wear cute clothes.
>he isn't extremely pale
>>29365891
Easy.
>he's slept with over 2 women that weren't established escorts
>he's had a casual sex encounter
>he's shallow
>he's overweight
>he's clingy
>he displays any sign of femininity
I've knocked off the majority of men on this planet with just those flags.
I've also knocked off the entirety of r9k
>>29365891
You're not going to trick me into sleep paralysis m8
>>29365971
Is this like reverse class genocide? Sounds like you want the average wagecuck normalfag and hate privileged people but if you're rich yourself why wouldn't you want all those upper class qualities? They're desirable by default, people only start hating them through jealousy.
Like literally that whole list seems to be against health, wealth, culture. You must be trashy.
t. F, for what it matters
>>29366596
>He's overweight, clingy and had (casual) sex with over two women
Impossible
>>29366596
>he's slept with over 2 women that weren't established escorts
Wait, so it's fine if he's had sex with a bunch of prostitutes, but not fine if he legitimately convinced regular women to sleep with him?
>let me tell you what my standards in men are but i wont post pics of my face
inb4 >women >on le r9k xD
hidden
>>29366532
thats prob. an anomaly.
>>29366576
what would you know?
>>29366623
fuck off.
>>29365891
>she had colored hair
>>29366644
Exactly.
1 if he's slept with a lot of women that means they weren't long, established relationships aka casual.
2 if he's paying for sex, he knows the difference between a whore and a housewife, as well as how to keep himself clean.
I don't want to find out about how he gave a girl a rimjob so he could fuck her in the ass. If you kiss or give oral/rim/lick a prostitute however I've got news for you.
When a man uses a service I can see that no other woman will come between us in a relationship and that he isn't extremely shallow.
If brothels were legal that would be a great asset to this country. Whores would be contained and men would not have to suffer the way they do now. In addition to that if you can check that the woman was a registered prostitute as a legitimate job, you wouldn't get with her. They would stay clean, maybe even less degeneracy at the right prices.
A few obvious red-flags
>She doesn't sleep on her back
>She doesn't like Kerouac
>She didn't say no to crack
>She didn't offer to pay you back
>No intent to get her life on track
>She doesn't shitpost with tact
>You know exactly how she'll react
>She does shopping at Radio Shack
>She's too uptight to kickback
>She believes in the zodiac
>She smells of Persian Lilac
>She's not a nymphomaniac
>She doesn't ask for a piggyback
>She liked the movie Pitch Black
>She has a hairy humpback
>>29366754
You're making a whole lot of assumptions about people right there.
Also, legal brothels don't really stop folks from treating non-whores like whores.
t. someone who lives in a state with legal prostitution and knows some (literal) whores
>He/she spends quite some time on the computer but it's all social networks.
>He/she doesn't like your friends(provided you hold standarts for your friends equivalent as thoses for a companion).
>He/she only reads train station novels AND watches only blockbusters.
>He/she doesn't play vidya at all. Not jut a non-gamer but someone who thinks it's stupid to play games entirely.
>He/she likes radio music and nothing else.
>He/she doesn't eat/drink something and gets back at you if you do (no alcohol/no meat).
>He/she is into hard drugs.
>He/she is into light drugs and can't continue a conversation with you if you don't partake as well.
>He/she prefers night clubs to pubs.
>He/she is a picky eater.
>His/her political views are agreeing with all their chosen party says.
>he exists
big red flag
something must be wrong with him
>>29366793
>he raps
>he greentexts
>>29365971
Terrible taste.
Holy fucking shit.
>>29365971
Jesus you almost perfectly described me.
>>29365891
His penis is uncut
>>29367113
his penis is cut
Not really a red flag but definitely a turn off. Worst part is there's no way to find out before you're committed to him
>>29367113
American hambeast detected
>>29367161
>Implying most couples wait for things to be serious before they have sex
>Not really a red flag but definitely a turn off.
What? That's by definition what a red flag is.
>>29365891
>she is entertained by celebrity gossip
>she has a dysfunctional relationship with her nuclear family
>she can't tolerate comfortable silence
>she doesn't /comfy/
>she can't self-moderate mood swings or strong emotions
>she doesn't cherish the beauty of nature
>she isn't egalitarian
>she is deeply religious yet lacks basic theology/philosophy knowledge
>she is deeply political yet lacks basic history/economics knowledge
>her interests and opinions are mostly absorbed from significant others
>she uses debt rather than savings as an instrument to purchase things
>her self-worth is tied to status symbols
and last but certainly not least
>her bodyfat percentage is greater than 20%
>>29366835
is 4chan a social network? Other than normiebook its the only thing I use online that has human interaction
>>29367024
stupid, stupid roastie.
>>29367086
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>>29367241
Cut dicklet detected
>>29366214
How insecure do you have to be to actually pull this one off?
>>29367514
>>29367086
this
pretty sure you are most fagbots and maybe a lot of fembots ideal mate
>She follows "comedy" Twitter accounts like Dory or World Star HipHop Humor
>>29367086
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>>29365971
>tfw at least 80% of this applies to me, even hair length below ears
I have only like two
>Isnt a virgin
>Has to check mobile/facebook every 5 FUCKING SECONDS
I always get urge kill when Im talking to a girl and she starts doing the facebook check
>>29365971
>>29367838
Short hair is disgusting tbqhfam
>>29365891
He isn't Stanley M Phillips
>>29365891
>he rarely smiles
>he's skinnier than I am
>he's obese
>he's shorter than 170cm
>his voice is high
>he's extremely lazy
>his breath stinks
>he's broke
>he's uneducated
>he's rude
>he has a problem with my family
>he doesn't prioritize my health
>he has cheated before / he flirts with other girls while in a relationship
>he has a microdick
>he has no interest in my primary interests
>he talks about his problems way too often that it makes ME depressed. I'm not his fucking therapist
>>29368376
>I'm not his fucking therapist
confirmed for shitty partner.
>>29368376
>metric system
wew lad
disgusting desu
>>29365910
what about if you get an erection?
>>29368509
If his problems are all he talks about then there is a problem with him, not me. Would you date a suicidal girl in which all of your conversations resolve around convincing her that she is worth living? I mean I would do it for a good friend, but it's just not the type of romantic relationship I want to be in
>>29367892
It's for people who came from too menial descent to keep their hair nice or who needed to keep it out of the way while working.
>>29368376
miss, I passed all of your tests - you should only clarify "your primary interests".
>>29365891
>she is a regular smoker/drinks heavily at parties
>she uses the term "freak" or "nerd" unironically
>she has terrible speech and talks like some nigger sailor
>she is "so fucked up" and regularily goes on about her psychological defects
>she does not pursue any form of career/education/life goal
>she really, really likes horses
>she really, really likes beards
>she does not have anything special about her, is bland as hell, no stories to tell
>she is obsessed with her phone
>she absolutely hated some subject in school
>she is one of those extremely shy girls who are basically useless
>she can not take it when she is criticised or when you are laughing at her
>she acts like some pissed kid but refuses to tell you what is wrong
>she is not like the other girls and does not like them, loves to hang around guys
>she is making a big deal out of her being a girl at any point
And with this I basically summed up every cunt under the sun. There is no hope.
>>29365891
>she expects a man to save her/put up with her mental health problems no matter how intolerable
>she expects a man to be extroverted and outgoing because she's boring herself, or says it's because "she needs a man to bring her out of her shell"
>she's histrionic
>she has ever used the phrase prince charming when refering to her ideal man
>she thinks arguing is a normal part of a relationship
>she uses her mental health problems as an excuse to behave terribly
Is this petty?
>>29368690
>she acts like a pissed kid but won't tell you what is wrong
You will never be able to attach to a girl ever if you don't get over this one anon
>she is not a virgin
>she has had bf's
>she talks about dem
>she talks about dem to friends as well
>>29365971
What if I have ironic political opinions? I only base my at-the-moment political stance depending on what the people around me believe, so I can say I support the exact opposite
>>29365971
Wow, this is either b8 or you have a horrible tasteless personality
>>29365971
Gr8 b8 m8.
Even the biggest robot could see through your bullshit.
>>29368690
>extremely shy girls who are basically useless
Please elaborate on this? What constitutes "useless"?
>she has tattoos
>she smokes cigarettes
>she's extremely liberal
>she thinks gender identity issues are something society should actually care about
>she's fucked a nigger
>she thinks men and women are biologically equal except for genitalia
That's about it
>>29365971
You forgot the picture of yourself, anon!
>>29365891
>>He doesn't sleep on his back
I'm not a fan of sleep paralysis, thanks.
>>29368859
It's pretty blatant b8, m8
>>29365891
>He doesn't sleep on his back
thats not healthy
>>29368690
Is it wrong that I know and was attracted to someone (but didn't sleep with obviously) who was all of these?
>>29365971
Okay, and what do these red flags indicate?
>>29368690
Young women who are into beards always have daddy issues and would/did have sex with men 30 and older, which is fucking disgusting. Can confirm.
>>29369378
Was your love hetero or homo sexual?
>>29369422
shit bf material
>>29369422
Somebody awesome. It was a blatant b8 post. I think we were meant to think he was a female describing her ex and attack that angle or something.
>>29369433
Hetero.
And also original.
>>29367545
>and maybe a lot of fembots
No. Are you serious? Why do homosexuals think they can speak for women all the time? Their conception of femininity is usually sexist too.
>>29368934
Well, they can not do anything besides look cute and stare holes in the air. What do you want with someone like this, who is basically a walking hole to you?
>>29369378
Do what you want, I just say that those are signs of a really difficult relationship to come.
>>29369432
Yeah, also personal experience here.
Never trust a girl that insists on you having a beard.
>browses r9k
>mra or feminist
>>29365971
If you apply to 70% of this at least, specially the ones related with money
Congratulations, you have now a -failed- normie baseline and there is nothing stopping you to become one except yourself.
Congrats to anyone who got 70%+, you are a failed normie by defect.
You can now fuck off from the board
>she thinks sucking dick is "boring"
This actually happened, no effort what so ever to something thats really easy to look in google or something
>>29366408
Comparing 8M views to the 25M views every current pop song has is enough to show you that vaporwave is still not mainstream.i like some vaporwave tho
>she's alive
>she's still breathing
DIE ROOAAASSTTTIEEE REEEEEE
>She's tattooed
>She earns less than 70k per year and believes in a wage gap
>She doesn't have hygiene on point
>she doesn't dress in designer
>She's clingy
>She can't cook
>She's over 20% BF
>She isn't well read and cultured in arts such as cinema, theatre, music and fashion
>She dyes her hair
>She looks better without makeup but wears that shit "for her"
>She's hooked up over tinder or the likes.
>She's obstinate
>Left wing
>>29369893
>Do what you want, I just say that those are signs of a really difficult relationship to come.
Not like I enjoy the traits. I just thought she was hot, kek.
>>29366835
>>29367324
All you have to say is he/she has an IQ under 115-120 desu
>>29366477
Because you just described yourself
>>29365971
>mfw robots bit this bait
Jesus Christ, and I thought the low IQ threads were just low self esteem + rationalization
>3dpd
If you're real you're a roastie and I want nothing to do with you.
>>29365891
She doesnt think taytay is a slut
>>29370586
Why don't you do what I do?
>they pull down their pants
>reveal roastie flaps
>laugh and put my shirt back on and leave, never talks her again, stop recording on my phone and save it in case she chimps out and claims rape
Roastie flaps are like the micro penis equivalent, except roasties could have done something to prevent it so it's actually pathetic rather than tragically unfortunate.
Even then a micro penis guy could have sex with a virgin Asian and give them both pleasure, roasties can only find pleasure from horses, arms or inhuman objects like wine bottles.
The lowest scum of humanity, the true losers of this world who even lose their mind and prance about naked in an effort to he desperate brown men from foreign countries to fuck them
>>29366284
MARRY ME WOMAN
Tumblr feminist red flags:
>He.
>>29365971
I'm handing you another (You) because this is a great troll post
>>29365891
>sleeping on your back
>not sleeping lying on your left side
enjoy having unnecessary vitals exposed you prey tier cucklord while my heart is literally unstabbable
>>29365891
If I sleep on my back, I get sleep paralysis.
Sleep paralysis is the only thing I'm afraid of.
Fuck that and fuck you
>>29365971
How does anyone fall for this bait?
>She not a virgin
All respect lost
>she lost her virginity when she was under 18
you should just suck my dick and get over with it slut
>she had sex with a black person
Dont get near me you disgusting subhuman shit
>>29371233
>WOMAN
You will address FBI Special Agent Dr. Scully appropriately, or face the consequences.
>>29365971
>>hair length below ears or unstyled/gelled
>>stubble/doesn't shave daily
Don't have these red flags.
>>dresses "conservatively" (sweaters, coats, cardigans, plain colours) or generally looks boring/privileged and doesn't know any current fashions
White t-shirt, socks with sandals, shorts.
>>shy or quiet
Depends on company. I am not quiet when conversations are interesting.
>>doesn't *want* ANY friends
I don't have this red flag.
>>time is either spent alone or with you
I have never done anything that would make me eligible to answer this question.
>>cuddly
I have this red flag.
>>"apolitical"
I don't have this red flag.
>>doesn't love alcohol or drugs
I have this red flag.
>>tight with money or apathetic about holidays, special calendar dates, etc
I have this red flag.
>>wants sex as much as daily rather than weekly/monthly
I have this red flag.
>>doesn't recognise when there's an obviously correct view on something, "skeptic"
I don't have this red flag.
>>spends HOURS walking around for "exercise"/"nature"/"ambience" in middle of nowheres, even when it's cold or raining. doesn't prefer civilised methods like driving, gym, etc
I don't have this red flag.
>>prefers you to walk with him instead of giving you a car lift
I have never done this.
>>walking around after sleeping hours
I don't understand this question.
>>drinks plain tasteless like water or autistic range of teas instead of proper drinks (alcohol/coffee/juices)
Water, milk, coffee.
>>prefers "healthy"/boring/traditional homecooking to going out//takeouts/
I have this red flag.
>>pointlessly makes stuff you can buy at the shop (salads, stocks, sauces, dinners)
I have this red flag.
>>listens to classical or "alternative" music which are obviously obscure for a reason (out of date, boring)
>>spends hours reading (and not even relevant stuff, "classics", "philosophy" are just elitist concepts)
>>liking old music books movies stuff in general
I have these red flags.
>>29365891
>smokes
>does illicit drugs (weed is tolerable, but I am not a fan)
>has kids
>excessive profanity
>has no focus
>bad with money?
>only goal in life is to have kids
>shallow
>not sensible with money
>doesn't seek a better life
>hates people for no apparent reason.
>>29365971
>mfw the responses to this are the actual bait
for either gender
>wants to have kids
>wants marriage
pretty much an instant red flag to get the fuck out, I don't want to be forced into an alimony scheme
>>29366596
What would constitute a "sign of femininity"?
>>29365891
literally my bf desu senpai
>>29371898
Exactly. I find it hard to believe that ALL the men on /r9k/ are socially lacking in self-awareness that they would consider that list a troll. They're like those guys who think wearing big boots is totally fine and cool, it was good value and won't wear down as easily!
>>29365891
>Shes uses the word "problematic"
>She unironically believes feminist/neo leftist propaganda
>She's an entitled whore
>She has normie tastes in music, humor, etc.
>>29373520
Is it alright if I use "problematic" ironically (though not openly) in my essays?
>she can't cook
>she can't clean
>doesn't earn at least a 6-figure salary
>IQ less than a hundred
>feminist
>has tattoos
>has piercings other than earrings
>does drugs of any kind
>has kids
>is not a virgin
>doesn't have any opinions/opinions change constantly
>irresponsible with money
>overly fat or skinny
>no humor whatsoever
>extrovert
>philanthropist
>doesn't believe in the same religion as me
>dislikes movies/doesn't watch them at all
>plays video games
>watches anime
>>29372830
I meant that it was b8 for people to fall for and people reacting to those that fell for it was what the bait was originally baiting for
> "oh wow, it's like so cool here in "city nane"
> " anon, come here, let's take a selfie near this uhh, this weird thing...How is it called? Oh yeah, thanks, haha! You're like so smart"
> "what? Sorry, didn't hear you, the Wi fi is so poor here and I really need to upload it asap...Stacey will be so mad haha..."
> " Um I don't really visit the old town, I am kinda tired...Oh look!! Wow, this shoes are like so neat! Anon, why do you look so sad?"
>>29365971
top bait lad, you got all the betas mad af
>>29373599
That is acceptable
OrEgano
>>29365891
I get paralysis if I try to sleep like that.
>>29365971
10/10 bait my friend, bravo. This is how you troll.
>he isn't a virgin
>he's straight edge and thinks all drugs are evil
>he thinks gender roles are outdated and wants an "equal relationship" with a woman
>he doesn't listen to any primavera-core
>he doesn't have any outdoorsy or hands-on hobbies and feels no desire to change that
>his idea of a perfect relationship is staying inside all the time and doing nothing but watching anime/playing vidya/etc
>he hates chads/staceys for being popular and good-looking even if they've never done anything wrong
>he doesn't want a family and marriage
>he thinks virgin girls are a "hassle"
>he thinks excitement is more important than stability in relationships
>he believes in original virtue
>>29366596
>>he's slept with over 2 women that weren't established escorts
>>he's had a casual sex encounter
>>he's shallow
>>he's overweight
Nope
>>he's clingy
I have no idea. Probably just cuddly but not a jealous cunt.
>>he displays any sign of femininity
I sometimes happen to involuntarily rise the pitch of my voice. This one is stupid pointer tho. What defines femininity for one might not for another. If it's having manboobs I'm in the clear.
>>29365971
Your post is my red flag.
>It's just another bait thread made in an attempt to make robots feel bad about themselves
>>29365971
You're pretty much a hollywoodian joke and not a funny one at that
Like why do you even post here, shouldn't you be caring about some shallow craps like celebs life or your "best friend's" one night stand or something
>>29365971
Are these intended to be red flags or green flags?
>>29376458
red.
I would reply to the rest of you but it seems like such trivial complaints.
>she only hangs out with guys
>she's obsessed with looks and appearance
>she often finds herself around assholes (meaning she IS the asshole) and complains a lot
>she thinks she's doomed to be the person she thinks she is and thus can't change
>she has shallow and egocentric concerns
>she expects to be treated like hotstuff because she's a girl
>she constantly make contradictory statement about what she likes or not
>she's not open to arts or creative practises in any way
>she isn't inspiring
I'm looking for a girl that'd feed my soul, then my mind, then my body. Is it that find to hard ? An actual decent, honorable human being, that'd also have enough character to stand for herself and still be open to the possibility of love without forcing anything, that would also happen to be a girl ?
>>29376491
Thanks for the clarification. I was genuinely confused.
>>29366477
Wait how are those red flags? I mean I understand I'm a pathetic piece of shit unworthy of a relationship but how are those red flags in particular?
>>29371233
>>29371499 is not me
Okay, but I have to straighten a few things out first. If you're still interested in a couple of years I'll be here.
>not thicc
>not mommy gf
>not yandere gf
>not femdom gf
>not belly gf
>>29367838
how do i find u irl
>>29376991
by putting in those as tags on omegle video duh
>>29366820
The actions people make say a lot about them, to call them "assumptions" is an optimistic understatement.
>>29372632
Hard to describe the behavior. But any cutesy stuff like nudging, higher pitched or childlike talk, being a crybaby (meaning they are over emotional like most women), frequently upset about minor/petty things, rolling eyes frequently, their body language is loose and (for lack of better description) like a drag queen, being involved in drama/being dramatic, attention seeking (don't want to call it whoring) and airheadedness are all signs of femininity in the most mordern sense.
>>29375701
Guess you can read above. If I can relate you to a woman in any way, that's negative and a red flag. I do a lot of observation and comparisons so any smal detailthat non autisticmiss I will pick up on. As someone who lived with their attentionwhore single mother and forced to meet her huge social circle I've seen a lot from most sides in person and it legitimately makes me angry.
>>29365891
>He
There are only two genders, trannyfuck and yours is male.
I sleep on my side hugging a body pillow, am I not a man now?
>sleeping on your back
Its like you actually want to increase your chances of having spooky sleep paralysis
>She doesn't like shoegaze
