>Hephaestus toils away at the forge all day like a good little beta
>Meanwhile, his wife, Aphtodite, cucks him with the bad boy, Ares
You can't make this shit up.
The ancient Greeks fucking knew.
>>29364537
At least back then you could stone the bitch
>ppl of these days
Don't fuck up with the essence of the myth. They symbolize two states of consciousness. Cypher and Smith, if you prefer.
>>29364537
>Aphrodite was his mom
You're a fool op learn your Greeks
Ares was literally THE biggest pussy among Greek gods.
Hephaistos doesn't give a shit, not really.
He publicly humiliates the two occasionally, but that's it
>>29364537
>In the Iliad, his father Zeus tells him that he is the god most hateful to him.
>When Ares does appear in myths, he typically faces humiliation.
did the ancient greeks hate chad or something
