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Are there any pure guys left? I would gladly be a virgin gf
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Are there any pure guys left?

I would gladly be a virgin gf for a nice guy but he must be equally pure:
>virgin
>no relationships or crushes
>no porn viewing (photos and 2d also counts)
>no waifus or celeb crushes
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>>29363727
>Expecting someone pure.
>On 4chan
If anyone say otherwise they're hypocrites.
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>>29363789
Many guys here say they are virgins and want pure gf- there is some hope
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>>29363727
I thought you said "pure gays" and became quite hopeful..

Fuck off femanon, for even faggots don't want you here.
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>no porn viewing (photos and 2d also counts)

If females virgins are rare in this day and age, this is at least 10 times rarer. Considering how easy it is to find porn compared to getting laid.
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>>29363813
Yeah because everything posted on the internet is totally true. Better hope winning the lottery instead.
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>>29363816
I just want a pure relationship, thought its one of best places to look apart from christian sites
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>>29363727
Well that came close, marked everything outside the porn viewing.
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Does sex education also count? if so why don't you just go to utah and fuck a mormon.
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>>29363727
>virgin
>no relationships or crushes
>no waifus or celeb crushes

These three are 80% of /r9k/.

>no porn viewing (photos and 2d also counts)

About 0.00001, may as well be 0%
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>No sex drive at all so I don't have to put out or feel insecure around Stacy
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>>29363899
Sex ed is completely fine. I just dont want used goods when it comes to dating.
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>>29363727
Virgins in this thread also post in woman hate threads, trap threads, feet threads etc
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>>29363951
I hope for 1% that does not
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>>29363727
>pass everything except for waifu
FUCK
My love for Rei is pure and I hate people that sexualize her but I just want to hold and cuddle her and save her from her tragic fate

She's probably better than you, anyway.
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>>29364015

This

>3D women expecting shit from men when 2D is always infinitely superior
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I didn't know girls wanted pure guys, I thought I had to be like chad thundercock and be experienced already

Tell me more OP
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>>29363727
>that 3rd bullet

Then how do you expect him to even know about sex?
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>>29364052
It goes againts evolution, op is probably a trap
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>>29364052

There was a succubus who claimed to schlick to Wizardchan postings mostly to their misery and ronrey.
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>>29364079
Normal way, throught education, learning from parents etc. You know how much porn damages young men, right?
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>>29364137
>You know how much porn damages young men, right?
Everything damages young men. That's how it should be. I imagine that a man who has lived a life of no "damage" would be the most damaged of all.
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>>29364163

Oh man, this is probably the deepest post on 4chan I've seen in a while
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>>29363727
I qualify.

I admit I have looked at pornography before but I'll never look again if you give me a chance.

For what it's worth, I don't mind if a girl has looked at porn before as long as they have never done anything sexual with a guy.
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>>29363727
>no porn
dropped, fuck off with your hyper morality
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>>29364163
There's a difference between being damaged by playing vidya for 4+ hours and being damaged by the injuries/aches/etc from spending all day in the woods.
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>>29364163
It's kinda true
Look at those uber rich sons
They're smarmy, poncy, and all around pathetic other than the dragons hoard they have from daddy
In they were swapped to someone else's circumstances they wouldn't cope, they're soft and completely unaware, a person who's been through shit is well adept to dealing with shit
Just like that Good Charlotte song
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>>29364052
That's true for nearly all girls.
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>>29363727
>equally pure
Fair enough
>>virgin
Check.
>>no relationships or crushes
Check.
>>no porn viewing (photos and 2d also counts)
You probably glimpsed at several dosen just by scrolling this board today. How does this work?

Also I'm fine with my partner watching porn. Lots of virgins watch game of throned for instance.
>>no waifus or celeb crushes
Fair enough. But it's easy to lie if you're not autistic about it.

Source: knew a guy in HS with a crush on Yuigahama and he had a gf he probably fucked.
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>>29363727
>no porn viewing (photos and 2d also counts)

So you basically want some dude with extremely low levels of testosterone that have never jerked it to anything
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>>29363727

here I am
>1. virgin
>2. no relationships or crushes
>3. no deliberate porn viewing
>4. no waifus or celeb crushes

because:

1. never accepted the idea of a non-virgin woman cherrypopping me
2. never accepted the idea of a non-virgin woman choosing me
3. don't want porn polluting my mind because I saw too many pornwrecked guys devastating their own life
4. I just cannot love imaginary characters, and AFAIK virgin celebs do not exist

The only problem is that I'm 48 years old.

If we date, your friends would ask you why are you dating your uncle.
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>>29365668
>How does this work?
Same way everything works with women, she can fuck Jamal but you have to wear a chastity cage.
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This. I don't get how guys always go on about wanting virgin girlfriends but then are so willing to date any random girl off the street who's interested in them.
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>>29365902

fucking a random slut means that the slut remains a slut.

and you don't want to marry a slut, because her sluttiness will eventually emerge again and she'll cheat on you or even dump you.

by definition, a slut is not loyal.
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>>29364114
I've known manwhores that were emotional, obsessed with image, had facebook pages filled with selfies, did stupid things to be the centre of attention because they feel insignificant, etc. Is it against evolution to not like effeminate men that behave like 15yo staceys?
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>>29365902
Because I am a virgin and I want a virgin gf? Why is this difficult?
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>>29365837

>that feel when you're in the presence of an archwizard
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>>29363727
I fit all those, but you be my gf because I'm ugly.
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>>29364052
>I didn't know girls wanted pure guys,
That's because this thread was made by a guy.
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>>29366322
>against evolution
I dont think thats possible proffessor.
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