it'll work only if you're chad

>>29363574
You can't touch God; might as well touch his creations. Go for it.

>>29363574
Excellent initiative carry on ;)

>>29363574
all women appreciate a good titty squeeze every now and then
it's flattering

>>29363574
>Anything wrong with this plan?
going to work, wagie

>>29363574
Look up the "golden touch." Studies have shown that waiters make an average of 15% higher tips if they touch people lightly on the arm. The idea is it should be light and unobtrusive enough for the person not to consciously notice. So yes, if you do it properly you can improve your chances with her.

Incidentally, another study has shown that when two people stare directly into each other's eyes, they feel much closer emotionally than they would otherwise.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/sideways-view/201412/the-secrets-eye-contact-revealed

>>29363584

Im a chad for sure

>>29363610

This wasnt the case back in middle school

>>29363574
Not sure if srs but that's really a horrible idea. If you ended up having to register as a sex offender then your life is ruined

>>29363574
Enjoy getting fired for sexual harassment.

>>29363678

No such thing in finland, rape is legal

>>29363688

I can claim that she did it to me first

>>29363700
Dafuq no it's not. Also your "defense" is fucking weak. Nobody sides with the males in these issues - even if they're innocent.

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>>29363782

I can touch whoever i want with my penis