Coming here makes your more depressed anon, please stop.
i come here when im despressed in the hope it makes me kill myself
there's nothing else to do and no one else to talk to
jokes on you, I like being depressed.
>>29362598
right, being happy is for normalfags and fuck them
>>29362578
Tip, anon: justifying telling other people what to do by *any* kind of 'it makes them miserable...' is a slippery slope that leads into diminished attachment to the principle of only communicating with the world using arguments describing what happens if. That is, as soon as you just blanket-tell us not to come here, you teach yourself and, more importantly and worse, us, that it is fine to just propagate your guesses as to what will happen to us rather than measure them and quantity them (the exact relationship that frequenting /r9k/ is in with income, education, skills, relationships, ...). No amount of apparent obviousness justifies it, no amount of common sense. Even most obvious recommendations 'not to smoke' will insidiously invite similar, but increasingly less rational recommentations 'not to eat meat', 'not to listen to this kind of music', 'not to visit this website'. You can only speak of consequences as only consequences are falsifiable and, consequently, only consequences can hold you responsible for your words.
Go die, you authoritarian shit.
Nah this board is a confidence boost.
I see people that are even worse than me so it makes me feel better.
>>29362587
Pretty much this
At the moment I'm toying with the idea of cutting off one of my legs
>>29362761
it's not like there's any other purpose in life
>>29362771
May as well do what you want
>>29362775
and if you want to be unhappy then you can be unhappy then die
I find comfort in this pensive sadness
Im actually succesful
i come here to laugh at you all
>>29362759
i feel like this is why most people come here, myself included.
>>29362761
cutting off your legs is a terrible idea, anon. you will just be making things even more difficult for you while you're still alive. why bother?
>>29362761
Much easier to break one of your arms.
Just place your left arm on the edge of the table and hit the half of it that's over the egde with your right arm and put your entire body weight into it
You have to to it fast and violently though.
>>29362761
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>>29362785
>Tfw Elliot was right, right all along
I don't even leave my house anymore because I'm so afraid of people, I don't want to be around any of them. I hope I get cancer and die or something. If only I could die without directly killing myself.
Why don't I like being cheered up when I'm sad or frustrated?
Why do I resist smiling?
>>29362922
Because you want attention. If you cheer up people will stop giving you attention.
I would stop coming here, stop talking to people online completely, and retreat back to only anime, but I realize that I simply can't handle being completely alone again.
Actually going here makes you less depressed, people just spout this meme because they want you to kill yourself, don't fall for it though
All of you guys are pathetic but there's no way to make you understand that, and that it's also your fault for being what you are, because you think you already know everything.
You can't be changed, because of you. Because you think you can't. Stop thinking you are lost, you just love being miserable because you don't have to make any effort. It's easier to be a loser.
>>29362578
The only reason that someone gets depressed by coming here OP is when they don't belong here.
Do you relay think it is depressing that someone makes a thread saying goodbye, and instead of being meet with "don't do it", anon is met with friendly good lucks.
>>29363363
'Pathetic' is not an objective term. Used, it only speaks about the speaker.
>>29363385
>a thread saying goodbye, and instead of being meet with "don't do it", anon is met with friendly good lucks
This is pretty dishonest though. If someone wants to kill themselves, I'm happy for their resolution, but I'm not going to sound as though there's something on the other side. I would just say, 'I wish you success during your remaining time'.
>>29363411
>this is pretty dishonest though
Have you ever been in one of those threads?
>>29363453
I have been telling robots that the cardinal sin of suicide is failing to combine methods, e.g. hanging or falling with shooting, since 2011.
>>29363486
>>29363453
To clarify: dishonest is saying 'good luck' as if (not only luck existed, but) as if there's going to be an afterlife in which to be lucky. It's kind of disrespectful, because it still betrays my clinginess in a manner; it still betrays that I am not fully mentally accepting of the person's choice because I allow for the possibility of 'perhaps meeting on the other side'. It betrays not fully coping.
i wonder it myself why do i keep wasting my time coming back here
/r9k/ posters and /fit/ posters actually cheer me up because they always say words of encouragement
real talk
>>29363486
>>>/b/ (there is way better advice when if comes to successful suicide methods you can give)
>>29363518
The good lucks I speak of is more in the form of (not knowing exactly the proper word to use here) a subtextual wish that anon won't fail and become worse off than before. It is good-byes, so longs and farewells, it is not guilting them or giving them grief in their last moments.
It has nothing to do with a hope for an afterlife. It is a wish for a painless end to a miserable life. Its about making the last moments and the last decision anon made as good as possible. And silently hope that you too someday will have the courage to end it all.
I came here to laugh at you.
Tee hee.
Haw haw.
Hardy har.
>>29362578
Coming here isn't what caused it,
>>29363631
>(there is way better advice when if comes to successful suicide methods you can give)
I don't deny that at all, but I imagine that my minimal research, incl. once finding potassium cyanide on The Silk Road or learning that acidic juice facilitates it, long drop fall tables, ways to buy firearms online in my European country, minor trivia such as finding compilations of poisonous plants in terms of lethality, best body positions for suspension hanging or incidence of accidental deaths in sexual stimulation, giving hope it's easy... could make me minimally useful for fellow robots.
>The good lucks I speak of is more in the form of
It never appeared to me this way.
>>29363703
Site with some information lostallhope.com
Another source (not too obvious) is old lexicons; lot's of useful information in them that isn't included in newer editions.
>>29363758
>old lexicons
Interesting.
That said, I have settled on a method. Partial suspension, mediated with a smooth cloth, or nothing. I would never in my life be able e.g. to jump.
>>29363793
We're all searching for a good way out. We all hoping assisted suicide was an option. We all wish we had the conviction that the method we chose would be successful and the courage to do it.
That is why it always makes me feel glad when suicide threads aren't infested with SJW. When it is filled with anons saying goodbye to one of their own. Saying farewell to someone who has found the courage they lack to end it; getting hope that someday there will be a way out for them too.
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>>29362761
Holy shit.I m not even manlet but this is terrible
I don't know what else to do. I woke up. I opened 4chan and other various sites I frequent. I made some food and ate it while browsing. I watched one episode of my favourite show. Now I've read through every interesting thread but I'll continue refreshing until it's night again.
I know how to fix my life. I have a perfect and completely plausible one year plan to fix everything. I promise to start tomorrow but I know I won't.
Apathy is a hell of a drug.
>>29362578
I've never been depressed.
