>work in a hotel
>a woman has made a non refundable reservation that she then cancels
>it's a $2000 reservation and she can't get her employer to compensate her for it
>she calls me and spends 30 minutes trying to convince me to refund it
>literally have a note from the Big Boss saying it can't be refunded under any circumstances
>try to explain this to her
>she becomes super pissy and tries to get me to admit that it's unethical
>I don't take the bait and just remain apathetic
>she says she feels like she's being raped by us
>mfw
>I tell her to call back Monday and speak with the management
>mfw my mobster-like general manager will shoot her down completely
Oh my God, I had to concentrate not to laugh at her. Roastie BTFO for not reading the fine print.
Share some service industry stories.
>Asian family comes to check in
>they're early so they leave their luggage instead
>the husband, a timid 40-something guy, looks me in the eyes, and in his best Arnold impression says "I'rr be bach"
>we both die laughing
I've worked two years in a supermarket.
I've lost all hope in humanity.
>>29362558
We grow out of our doom
Humanity in aggregate is hopeless, sedintary, and dull, but hidden amongst the failures is something truly blissful. I love you and hope you don't give up on me, yourself, or the rest of us idiots.
>>29362219
>work at hardware store
>customers ask where something is
>send them to random aisles
>hope nobody sends them back
>worked in adult shop
>would answer "I dunno" to a lot of questions I probably new the answers to
>got really high and watched TV most of the day
>Work in grocery store.
>Fat woman goes into the back room to use the employee bathroom.
>Probably has to shit because she's so fat.
>Also she was in there about 8 minutes.
>Passes two signs clearly saying "employees only"
>I take her cart full of groceries and put it back in the dairy cooler.
>go to the other side of the store to watch from afar.
>She looks baffled, looking around everywhere like a dumb whore.
>She goes up to the front desk.
>They call my department because that's where she lost it.
>Tell them I have no idea.
>She spends another 45 minutes doing her shopping again.
Later I went up to the front desk and we started laughing about her.
>Italian Man who works at my place
>Ask him to fetch me something from his office
>Yes, Yes, Of course!
>Continuously hear in the distance
>Yes.. Yes... Almost there! Almost there!
>Okay... Okay! I'm coming! I'm coming! Here I come, Here I come! I'm coming!
>Thick accent
>Trying so hard to hold my laughter in
