How do you feel about cunnilingus?
>>29362120
Eh, sometimes it sounds hot and sometimes it doesn't. Depends on whether I'm feeling alpha or beta.
I jerk off to pussy eating videos but I imagine I'm the woman.
>>29362120
I usually lick the hole a little before I put it in. Sometimes I go down on my gf for like 30 minutes even though I get bored after 10 but I just think about how much I love her and how much she deserves it. I love the taste of her vagina in general. The only time I don't go down on her is when she's menstuating.
>>29362150
Hmm, not quite sure if this is gay.
>>29362152
>break-up in less than 3 months
Outch
>>29362120
I like it but I don't think I'm very good at it. I do get kinda bored and do it for her like this >>29362152 anon said
Vaginas taste funny so I wouldn't go so far as to say I love it or anything but I like the intimacy of oral in general so it evens out
>>29362152
>>29363036
I want normies to leave tbqhwyf
It's probably the best fetish out there.
>>29362120
I like femdom, it looks hot if it is forced. I'm a virgin so I don't know anything else.
>>29362120
about the same as analingus and other activities where you put poop in your mouth
>>29362120
I like cunny
>>29362150
Damn, I do that too but imagining having a cock and it being sucked. and feeling it pulse against their lips during orgasm.
>>29363390
we should swap bodies
if i want arby's, i'll go to fucking arby's
hot in a femdom context ince theres nothing alpha about it
>>29363566
*send mommy to arbie's
>>29362120
It makes me feel sick, and I don't plan on doing it.
>>29363556
You wouldn't want it. I have a loli pussy.
i don't like looking inside of a vagina while watching porn. i can't imagine how repulsed i'd be actually sticking my face in there. not to mention the smell and texture can't be good since it's genitals.
they look great until you spread it apart.
>>29363608
>You wouldn't want it. I have a loli pussy.
What the fuck, location?
>>29363634
>fembots
>being real
you dun goofed anon
>>29363626
Maybe an asshole is more your speed you fucking faggot. Go fuck a trap.
It's a turbobeta thing
>>29363634
Uh.. US. Don't see why that matters. But yeah, no inner labia. Just a clit swollen enough to be visible/sucked on
Had a guy say he was uncomfortable having sex with me, especially when I was clean shaven
>>29362120
greeks considered doing that of being lesser than gay men
>>29363722
hot
>tfw you will never be an omega bitch boy who eats girlpussy
>>29363739
>being lesser than gay men
islamists got it right by deleting pleasure of grills
>>29362120
69ing is the only way I ever eat a girl out. Even then, it isn't enjoyable unless I actually like the girl.
>>29362194
>>29362120
these are hot
got any more?
>>29363765
>liking girls
lmao what are you a faggot
My tongue doesn't cum in less than two minutes, then go limp. I like being able to give a woman an orgasm.
>too bad women care more about getting powerfucked by a big dick than actually having orgasms
>>29362120
longterm relationship
no sluts
>>29363664
Where in US? Skype? I think it's hot that you're talking intimately about your vagina on a board of thirsty virgins.i like icky whores
>>29364556
God damn Anon you are smooth. This is how you get the gurls for sure.
It's the best
>>29362150
Sounds like fun, I think there are more people out there who are curious about what it's like to have the opposite genitalia than would care to admit it
>>29363664
>Just a clit swollen enough to be visible/sucked on
Those are the best ones, why must they be so rare?
I really enjoy to do it and I find it very exciting
>>29362120
I'll happily perform it on my girlfriend, and I always make her suck me off after I do it. I love hearing her moan and squirm.
Uh its pretty good, helps me out on my orgasm-giving-game, keeps me limber, makes sure my lips never get chapped and it's a great way to stay in shape
I like it. I like giving pleasure to women, I don't expect anything in return. I just do it to make her feel good.
I don't like doing it and I don't like the taste or smell or going down there but if I really love the girl than sure I'll make her happy.
I've never orgasmed from cunnilingus, but I have from clitoral and PIV. I think a lot of people overestimate how great it is because they think they're supposed to like it a ton because it's a meme that this is how women dom men
Pretty noice, I like tongue kissing the vagoo while I stick 2 fingers in it. Get my jaw sore fast which is the only downside for me
>>29362120
full of bacteria/viruses found only in the vagina, hpv, throat cancer risks, etc.
why would anyone do this
at least a cut dick doesn't have any risk
>>29362120
It looks and sounds gross girl peepees are ugly
>>29362194
Takes all immersion. The problem with "men on the leash" is that it's strict male fantasies. Women don't want men who need to be told how to act.
Will only consider doing it if she's a virgin.
>>29363898
women actually enjoy PIV, why do you think men with a micropenis suffer
It's hot and I can't get hard enough for real sex without doing it at least a little bit.
I want to like the idea of it, but when I look at it or hear people describe it, I get disgusted by it. Oral sex in general seems fucking disgusting.
>>29363170
Kanaya what are you doing stop it >:I
I absolutely love eating pussy provided it's clean.
Revolting and it means you're beta if you do it.
>>29365425
>no watermark
Holy fuck, did one of you guys actually go and buy this image? Good for you!
I'm a service submissive, so giving oral is pretty much the default sex act in any relationship I've been in. Usually way more common than penetration.
Femanons, if you're ever with a really submissive guy who likes giving head (especially if he says he likes being "used"), try to ham it up a bit for him. Be a little sassy and smug about it, make him start slow, give specific little instructions. Most subs want to feel like they're worshiping you and you're happily embracing it.
"HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO GET OFF, LET ME FUCK YOUR FACE" is also hot as hell, but when you're not particularly feeling up for that either, the mid-point between the two extremes can get to be kind of routine, and lose its spark.
Warning: This only applies to subs. Do not do this with
>YEAH I LOVE TO EAT THE PUSS BRAH, I EAT THAT SHIT, I GET HER SLIT WET, AND THEN I FLIP HER OVER AND FUCK HER RAW DOG BRAH, TOUCHDOWN BRAH
Highly enjoyable. I do it for my own enjoyment, so it's gotta be hairy and preferably not washed recently. The smell is the main appeal. Her enjoyment is important too, but only because nobody is going to want repeat sessions if it wasn't any fun. And I won't do it unless I also do other sex acts, to reduce perception of betaness, even though fapping beats sex/blowjobs.
Literally one of my favorite sex acts. Pls let me wat moar pussay
>>29365453
>tfw saving an image am supposed to buy
hehehehehe
>>29362120
>>29363252
>>29363594
>>29363626
>>29365225
>>29365231
exactly like licking human piss -- totally gross.
btw I know at least 3 women who are not into it and are willing to fake pleasure just in case.
Can't believe how many fanooks are on this board.
>>29365585
What the fuck is up with you dude
>>29363722
>Greeks
>the original bp pioneers
>>29365225
So does kissing. Besides, you shouldn't go down on girls you don't even know well.
>>29362120
I like it
I like making her cum and go crazy
I know mad niggas think it's beta, but it feel nice burying my face in between her thighs and having her push my head against her pussy while playing with my hair. Pretty comfy.
>>29362120
Never done it, not a virgin though.
I always said I'd reserve it for if I ever got a gf but I'm starting to think I'd have gotten laid more if I went down on girls.
It sucks and it looks better in porn.
In reality it's a stinky complicated disgusting hole.
Heres a few things off the top of my head.
Ur nose will sniff her asshole
Poop residue
Taste of blood
No idea what you are doing
Tounge cramp
Metalic fish
Cheek rash
It's not pleasant.
>>29367343
don't forget stinky sour pubes unless she's shaved
>>29367343
I didn't experience any of those things when I went down on a girl.
You're bitch was probably dirty,
>>29365179
If the guy eating you out is not focusing on your clit he's not doing it right. Do some people really just tongue the hole? How would that even work lmao.
>>29362120
not as tasty and rewarding as a dick
I preferred fingering my gf to eating her out.
>>29367475
Wheres the clitoris?
Some time that shit be hiding yo
>>29367475
Just pretend her clit is a tiny penis and give her a blowjob.
No self respecting man would ever go down on a women
>>29367343
fuckin hell what kind of skank have you been going down on?
>>29367524
Yeah they can be really small and also they move around. You gotta lock that sucka down by moving your mouth up and over it (thereby pushing the hood up and away from it) then sucking it into your mouth. Once you have it there you can lick away. Apply more suction for a stronger feeling, but don't tire your mouth out too fast; save some energy for that last push, cos if you get her to the edge then you cramp up, she ain't gonna be impressed.
Picture related. I love giving women head, feels great man.
>>29367546
>No self respecting man would ever go down on a women
Why do you say this?
>>29367599
Fuckin hell I remember this screen cap. Isn't this the guy who hadn't even met his "girl"friend?
>>29362120
Easily the most beta and disgusting shit ever
>inb4 REEEEL MEN EAT PUSSY
Get fucked roastie, I'm not putting my mouth near that axe wound.
>b-buh you don't wanna pleasure you're girl??
If you're goal in sex is to pleasure the female, you're an omega better off in the cuckshed.
>>29362152
>even though I get bored after 10 but I just think about how much I love her and how much she deserves it
2beta
>>29367003
Patrician detected
Been waiting for someone to make this reference
>>29362120
Why would i do this shit, while i can suck cock and get sucked too?
Girls are disgusting.
i dont know, as i never did
but i cant imagine it being nice as there never is any fresh air ,must be pretty smelly?
>>29362120
Another thing on the list of things I won't experience in my pathetic unfulfilled self-loathing life.
>>29362120
It's my fetish, not that it'll ever matter.
Even before opening the thread I knew it was going to be full of permavirgins saying only beta cucks eat pussy, real alphas like them don't.
>>29367980
As long as she showers at least once a day (which most people outside of /r9k/ do) then she'll be fine
>>29365248
Indeed. I'm a switch (i.e. like being both submissive and dominant) and >>29362194 is a MAJOR fantasy, but my gf is super-uncomfortable being even a little dominant. She just liked being dominated... which is cool, but damn once in a while can we at least struggle about it instead of her just getting on her knees automatically? Why are all women so damn submissive??
Can all betas ITT who think eating pussy is beta just kill themselves, please?
>>29367677
Do you know why you will die a kissless virgin? Because you're an angry beta cuck.
>>29368782
You must be new.
Newdynewgoy
>>29368782
>beta cuck
Try insulting me without memes next time, roastie
>>29362120
Disclaimer: I like to be dominant in bed but am willing to try new things
Hooked up with a hot 'lesbian' last fall. Eventually we fucked on her couch, by an open window, really hot knowing we could be seen.
Anyway I pulled out and came on her ass and pussy because she wasn't on the pill.
We weren't done yet. She gets on her knees and cleans me up, then tells me it's my turn. Sits on the couch and opens her legs, I'd never given a girl head after sex before because I usually leave things pretty messy.
She was drenched, it was ridiculous. That she pulled my head down and tried to ve dominant didn't make it much better.
Only time I ever disliked giving a girl head. Usually it's great, I love everything about it.
> tfw you think oral is hot but you're too afraid of getting the herp from asymptomatic cold sores
> you'll never give it or get it
I mean, I was already going to die alone anyway so I guess it can't be helped.
Eating pussy is great.
>start licking her, and she starts moaning
>soon she starts shaking about, losing control of her body
>slow down, even briefly stop, and she desperately tries to push your head back in
>finally allow her to go over the edge and orgasm
>as she is catching her breath, spread her legs, and start fucking her while she is still stunned
>>29364805
I like this comment quite a lot
>>29368825
Try insulting me without being wrong about my gender, omega turbovirgin.
Really hot if the girl is clean. Some girls are just unlucky and stink, though.
>>29368862
>omega turbovirgin
Nice meme, roastie
>>29368843
How many shekels per post?
You guys hiring these days?
>>29368832
She had about the hottest, wettest pussy I've ever felt. Hard to explain. It felt animalistic and primal to fuck her, too bad she was so small. Thought I was going to break my dick when she got on top, girl was rough and I bottomed out with like 2 inches to spare, fucking painful.
I don't just eat pussy. Im a pussy eater. I make bitches go cross eyed. Its fun and makes it easier to fuck them really hard afterward.
it's super hot and honestly a requirement for me. If my boyfriend didn't go down on me, we'd have some problems.
same thing I think about all sexual acts
>well, I'm never going to do it
>>29368940
I hope you reciprocate? You blow him and also do 69?
>>29368940
Do you suck dick?
Oragino
>>29368872
Not luck. It's a lot to do with diet and (obviously) how often and in what way she cleans her pussy.
A lesbian once told me that she'd rather go down on a girl who hadn't showered in 2 days but had a good diet than a freshly showered girl who ate wrong.
>>29368940
69 is only fair, I hope you give as much as you take.
>>29369001
>>29369016
>>29369067
Definitely. If someone didn't reciprocate oral, they'd be a greedy prick
Both sides of this fight seem to have the same wrong idea about eating at the sushi bar. You don't just do it for her pleasure, you do it for yours. There is no greater feeling than plunging your dick deep into the warmest, sloppy wet, already throbbing from orgasm pussy. Her feelings are only a bonus. No one here is even thinking of the feeling entering a freshly eaten pussy.
I do it, but I wasn't the first to do oral. She sucked me off first.
>>29369234
This right here is the truth.
Used to make one of my exes cum befkre sex every time for this reason. (Except public sex, we always rushed that)
best oral experiences? I'm sure I have everyones topped
