What essential qualities and achievements make one a chad?
>>29361951
A douche bag who doesn't think independently but simply follows what is perceived as attractive, cool, etc. Genetic lottery winner and decent luck in life.
more sexual partners than your age divided by two
I can tell you what makes me chad.
Lift everyday. Bench 315 and other gym fags mire.
Work in IT making 6 figures.
Fucking hilarious, yet smart.
Nice face, swole body, not a small dick. But not huge either. Doesn't matter at the end of the day cause I jack hammer bitches regardless.
No desperation, girls are lucky if I even glance at them.
>>29361951
>1) be born with good genes
>2) be raised in an optimal environment
No level of fitness can overcome genetic ugliness
No amount of work can fix the damage done by parents who didn't feed you correctly or outright abused you
It's all luck, but no lucky person will ever admit that
Look up Neel Kolktar "young australian males" on youtube.
Youll see his take on chad and it is accurate as fuck-its the 4chan definition and ive seen guys like this irl.
Highlights include
"I originally wasnt gonna get into law but dads on the uni board and just paid em off"
"I go to the gym but only a little bit im 6'4and naturally broad shouldered"
"I just go up to a drunk girl and ask to hook up and 9/10 times it works and the other time im like awh come on and she gets with me"
>>29361951
tall, white, good looking
that's it
Genetics. Height, face, body.
No more, no less. MAYBE if you're fat there might be god-tier Chad aesthetics hidden underneath, but it'd take years of work, exercise, and lifestyle change to unlock it. By then, it'll likely be too late anyway and you'll still be a beta trapped in Chad's body because of your wasted formative years. But if you're skinny or fit and you still aren't Chad, you never will be.
>>29361989
>aIl that blatant compensation
>compensating, compensating, compensating...
>wait for it...
>yep, there it is
>he's got a small dick!
>knew it before he even said it
So glad that my cock is seven and a half inches, so that I don't have to spend my whole day being a huge faggot just because I'm insecure about my little weewee.
tall, fit, handsome, confident, charming, friendly
ironically chads often tend to be nicest to robots because they're just content with their life
>>29362951
Men at the top often fall in to the line of "what the point in being mean when everything is great"
Girls in the same position go towards "whats the point in being nice"
>>29361989
>not a small dick. But not huge either
New code word for "it's 4 inches" huh?
>>29364130
Gotta say, that's nicely put.
Men without competition honestly are the nicest. Never seeking to push you down. Best of my "friends" was somewhat of a Chad.
>>29362951
>ironically chads often tend to be nicest to robots because they're just content with their life
That is true. The only people who've gone out of their way to be mean to me looked like subhumans themselves.
everything about your life has to be big and huge. that's about it
>>29364145
I'd say that about mine but it's a solid 7, higher than that but not quite 8. I'd say anything below 7 is tiny. 8 is decent, 9/10 is perfect (long as you got the girth to match), 11 is really pushing it and anything over that is fucking disgusting.
>>29361951
dealing with sting rays
>>29361951
There is an actual pornstar who's name is Chad white
