>tfw no dota2 playing qtp2t filipina gf
>>29361731
Pinoy are the worst
I wonder if she is a self race hater
>flip
even poo in the loo are above this
>>29361731
why would you want to date the Mexicans of asia?
>>29361762
Can confirm, my father is white British and my mother is a pinoy.
I hate the fact I am a shitskin and constantly mistaken for a paki.
>>29361731
>attempts to show that shes playing a video game
>covers up her own keyboard with another fucking keyboard
>has the mouse directly below the keyboard
literally how does that even work, do you do some overlapping bull shit, do you lay the front of your body on the table?
or was this picture taken with a youtube video of someone playing dota, and thereby she was never playing any game to begin with
>>29362827
She has a kb on her laptop and the mouse directly under since its all preference. Ive seen weirder kb positions in quake so stop fucking talking shit you actual noob
>>29362871
>actual noob
I'm not talking to you as your russian teammate you fucking retard.
In that position unless she was laying on the table playing would be impossible.
You'd have to have your right hand basically right next to your chest, while your left is stretched out, however she'd also have to be on the table, so her right hand wouldn't be able to move.
Fuck off
>>29361731
shutp michael/alex
>>29362911
are you a t-rex?
>>29361762
>>29361817
>>29362728
reminder that filipinos are THE most POWERFUL race in the world
>>29361731
>You will never have a qt Bulgarian bf to play CSGO with
Why live
>>29363195
stallman?
>>29363195
Is this really you again or people are just role-playing you?
You are fucking everywhere
>>29363382
I am everywhere, I am God
>>29361731
>A stacy playing DOTA2
Are you fucking with me? that chick is probably looking for a chad who has a twitch account
>>29361731
>tfw i have like 4 dota gfs and they are all terribad
>tfw no 5k+ mmr dota gf
>>29361731
>she bought the compendium
Last time I remembered seeing a qt girl playing DOTA was when she was beside me starting out and practicing with bots.
>tfw her friend was behind her coaching her
/blogpost
>>29361731
Well she's playing Ember Spirit, so she's alright in my book.
>>29363742
>Ember spirit
t. 3k
>you will never have a harem of dota gfs to queue 5man with
>you will never play sniper and rush rapier with 4 healsluts supporting you
>you will never play a doto without a single russian
literally the dream
>>29363749
Oh sorry Miracle
>>29361731
>pinoy
>female
why would you want to play with someone that terrible at the game?
>>29363791
Woah there, I'm not as good as him mechanically.
>>29361731
I lived with a flip roommate for two years. The entire apartment smelled like roasted goat and fried fish for the whole period, 24/7, because she ate sinigang every night.
>>29363823
Just light up some incense to cover up the smell
>>29363835
The smell of burnt goat and sandalwood is not an improvement over burnt goat.
>>29363823
did you ever give her the BUSINESS?
>>29363850
Seems like you made the right choice then and got a new roommate.
Is the ventilation in your apartment that bad?
only pathetic heathen losers on 4chan will call brown skin color as inferior humanity.
filipinas are the most loyal and conservative God fearing women on earth according to general feedback.
too bad you wretched losers will never attract a christian filipina with your abominable characters.
you will stay alone and miserable, going from slut to a slut, like dogs, and like dogs shall you perish in obscurity. Amen.
>>29363884
>christian filipina
>implying they never had any casual encounters
Lots of cheating stories left and right
>>29363857
She already had a boyfriend. A white, dreadlocked, card-carrying Communist boyfriend whom I once caught masturbating in the living room.
>>29363877
I don't even live in the same city any more. It was a newish apartment building, which meant everything was sealed, with central air and heat. And I don't know if you've ever had sinigang, but the smell is... potent. It eventually seeps into everything.
>>29363907
>As anon opened the door, a waft of the undying odor of sinigang entered his nostrils once again.
>>29363907
>whom I once caught masturbating in the living room
>not becoming his jerk buddy
>>29363964
The irony of it is that she eventually moved out after having a screaming match with me over the smell of popcorn. She insisted popcorn was a horrible stench, and that it kept her up at night. Not burnt popcorn. Just popcorn.
She also complained that everything I cooked was covered in grease. I once made her some hushpuppies and they made her gag. All she ever wanted was sinigang.
No more flips for roommates for me.
>>29363998
>popcorn
>having grease
Did you mix some butter in again? Sounds like she's a picky eater.
>>29363998
I would have made her gag if you know what I mean ;)body odor
>>29364063
I air-pop, so I need to put a little drizzle of margarine on it. And I'm pretty sure it was a cultural thing. I made a few different things for her, and she hated all of them. The smell of most of it was repulsive to her, and she didn't even notice the smell of sinigang. During the big popcorn fight I told her the sinigang stank and she refused to believe it.
>>29364112
>she refused to believe it
i-isn't it because the room reeks of sinigang?
>>29364135
I once had a Pakistani friend who told me in confidence that I, and all the other white people here, smelled like sour milk to him. When I told him that he smelled strongly of curry to me, he was shocked and offended. People become used to whatever they think of as "normal" and stop being able to smell it at all.
