>tfw 4chan turned you gay
FUCK
you're mentally ill. seek a psychiatrist.
>>29361723
what are they gonna do? ungay me?
face it anon, it's over
I still have yet to become gay after 13 years of porn. But I think femdom pegging might open up that passage after all.
>>29361775
I was into femdom too, probably means you're destined to be gay
>tfw 4chan made me a bitter gun loving red pilledhorsefucker
There's been a systematic effort by invading forces to turn us gay. They coordinate /cuteboy/ and boypussi threads to brainwash you.
>>29361713
It didn't turn you gay, it just aroused what was already there
>>29361883
no that's not how this happened I swear
>tfw on hrt and love riding my dragon dildo while wearing my cuck cage
4chan made me a catgirl
I used to think that sexuality was concrete, but I'm not so sure anymore.
I mean, you can develop fetishes and the brain is more than capable of altering itself--is it so much of a stretch to say that sexuality can be changed?
>tfw 4chan made you fascist
I want to go back
>tfw 4chan made you a nihilist
>4chan made you like looking, dreaming of, and wanting to suck cock
nothing more, and you have to be a really convincing trap. I just like cock, whether be it touch/sucking it, or showing mine off.
>>29361713
Great, too bad it doesn't change anything
;_;
>>29361902
I don't get this cages, normal dick is better desu
>4chan gave me a wicked sense of humor
>4chan made you a sexist anti-Muslim white nationalist sympathizer
>you're not even white
>tfw lewd threads have given you worse and worse fantasies
The tamest thing I want to happen is for a guy to sit on my face, pressing his unwashed anus to my nose before having me service it.
all part of the plan homos
4chan turned me into a far-right racist misogynist pedophile.
>>29361713
You cant blame 4chan for turning you gay. Gayness is something you're born with.
>>29363593
But i didn't like dicks earlier senpai
>>29363593
Is there a test we can perform before birth to allow the abortion of homos?
>>29363620
Yes you did phlam
>4chan turned me into a gay nazi furry
/b/ should be made illegal
>tfw 4chan made me want to become a numb drug addicted paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of power
doing pretty well tbqh
>>29363658
all part of the plan famalam
>>29361713
4chan in conjunction with not socializing since i graduated high school
but i was looking at futa before i got out of highschool but now im all the way to shota 2d and passable CD's for 3D
>>29363632
Maybe you're right
But would never want to suck one if i haven't discovered 4chan
>tfw 4chan made you buy girl clothes and take pics of yourself showing off your ass
>>29361883
>yeah dude you always loved starwars you just didn't know until you watched it XD
>>29363449
L O C A T I O N
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>that feel when 4chan made you see the truth
>>29361713
>4chan made me want to improve my country
>>29363960
Even if I was open to it actually happening you're nowhere near me.
>>29364133
>4chan made me want to improve my country
You monster
>>29364170
I beg to differ
where are you?
>>29364266
Not saying. I don't post my location on 4chan.
You aren't near me regardless.
>>29364170
I'm in richmond ;_;but i'm really girly and have a small dick, you probably wouldn't be cool with me being top since all boys want chad
>>29364315
>all boys want chad
ahh this so fucken much cant get a break these daysbeen seeing so many bots from richmond and baltimorewhats the deal with that?
>>29364185
Why do those 12 year old girls have furry ears and guns
>>29364344
wtf r u gay or soemthing?
>>29364185
Truly I have become the beast itself, for what kind of a person would want to see his culture prosper long in the future?
>>29364344
Don't ask so many questions
>>29364355
germany and vietnam are qtest desu
>>29364355
Yes actually
Don't make me suc your dick
>tfw 4chan didn't make me any weirder, it just empowered the feelings and thoughts that were already there
>>29364369
personally i think germany is the worst, as much as I like the flecktarn irl
>>29363624
End your life
Oreganono
4chan made me cynical and ashamed of everything autistic.
>>29361713
It made me gay too, but I'm happy. Liking roasties is the dumbest thing you can do to yourself.
I can only see myself dating a feminine guy, but I'd let a masculine guy fuck me.
>>29364133
>4chan made me convert to Christianity from Atheism and become a happier more productive person.
>>29364472
>being able to find hope in religion
I envy you desu
>>29364315Oh wow, that's actually really close.
But like I said, it's just a fantasy. Your femininity and small cock has nothing to do with it.
>>29364472
I want toimpregnateChrist-chan
>>29364492
see they all freaking want chad ;_;
if I could be born into the top 5% (or top 1% of gays) of males in the world I would okay?
>>29364543
You're not listening to me.
It has nothing to do with your femininity and small cock. Femininity would actually be a plus, I don't care about cock size.
There are other reasons why I'm not willing to enact the fantasy.
>if I could be born into the top 5% (or top 1% of gays) of males in the world I would okay?
I'd be just as unwilling, don't worry.
>>29364583
is it what i said? god im an idiot.
>>29364472
I'm going to commit sodomy and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>29364610
No.
I'm unofficially in a relationship, one, so that would be cheating, and I have no intention of doing that, at all.
Two, I fap exclusively to 2D, which means while I fantasize about stuff, actually doing it may not even be a turn on. Hearing it described via text is hot, however.
Three, I don't think I'm attractive enough for you to want to do it.
Four, STDs are scary. I'm a KHV and clean, so.
There are more reasons but these are the biggest ones.
>>29364668
Who is your waifu then?
>>29364668
>I'm unofficially in a relationship
WITH CHAD
>>29363479
genius! thanks anon, for posting that arousing fantasy
>>29364684
Not saying lest I ruin her by association.
>>29364736
No, he's as much of a robot as you can get.
>>29361713
>be me
>find 'trap' on the internet
>fell in love
>the idea of a guy that looks so girly turned me on
>wanted to fuck it
>years later
>find out it was just a reverse trap with a really flat chest
>i've been fapping to traps for ages.
>>29361713
4chan turned me gay
>be me
>8/10 guy
>used to be straight and normie
>now gay as fuck
>want to suck cock, take it in my ass, be feminized, be a slave
Here is what I want and what Ive been trying to get into lately. Some guy with the means to do so buys me a plane ticket and I head out to his house. For a certain amount of time (maybe a year or two, maybe forever) I am his slave, sexual or otherwise. He forces me to take estrogen pills, wear womens clothing, and act feminine at all times.
As his slave, I serve two functions. First, I satisfy his every sexual whim. When he gets home from work, I am waiting in my panties with a clean asshole for him to pound as much as he wants. If I am disobedient, I get tied up or put in a cage for a while to think about what I did.
I am also responsible for keeping masters house, doing his dishes, making his meals, watching his pets, etc.
Basically, I want some guy to keep me as a slave. Im very cute and I would make an amazing slave.
Anyone interested? Anyone know a way for me to find a master?
>>29364834
whats your height and weight first of all
>>29364853
Height: 5'9
Weight: 155
I do a lot of running. My ass is pretty nice and so are my legs, upper body is skinny.
I think with fem pills and the right diet I would make a cute little lady
>>29364879
too tall and heavy, kys
>>29364879
Are you in miami? My dick is diamonds.
I want a girl to dress me in panties, tights and skirt then treat me like their daughter.
Any other robots get this feeling?
>>29364802
>implying reverse traps aren't the best
>>29364975
No. Im actually from Vermont. Far away
>>29364834
This is a tempting situation.
I have a house, dishes to be done, a hard cock, and a bunch of girly clothes that'd probably fit you.
>>29363479
Thanks for the lovely fap, anon.
>>29365237
Many people have said this to me. You have to be really willing to keep me as a slave though :)
>>29364185
>union trash
>not confederate glory
What have you done to me, 4chan...
>>29361713
>tfw on 4chan since 2011 and still straight
I just want to become a faggot.
>>29361883
Nobody is born gay. You unconsciously turn to your preffered sexual orientation when in puberty. And constantly looking at cocks and starting to jerk off to traps just to try it doesn't help.
>>29365354
Furry porn.
Start with Marty.
>tfw don't want to fuck a trap anymore
Cute guys who don't want to be a girl are better desu
I don't want a slave or a submissive cum dumpster
>>29361713
Tfw 4chan turned you gay AND made you realize 2d is better than 3d
>>29365433
do you know Yuugatou Club?
>>29365433
>le funny doge meme XD
Underage B&
>>29365456
No, whats that anon?
>>29365469
G-god tier 2d yaoi
>>29361713
becoming gay is always your own choice.
"gay" is not a web thing or a gene thing.
it's only a complex psychological thing vastly related to your own life and environment.
(the environment plays a role when you leave it to "program" your life)
>>29365354
Watch Boku no Pico, that's how my decent into faggotry started
>>29365468
Were you not on 4chan two years ago?
>>29365637
Not him but the finename is literally a facebook one
>>29365663
4chan's a pretty popular website, Anon. Everyone is welcome here, we're not a secret club.
>>29361713
4chan also made me gay, but I was probably already gay on some level. I've always been into girly things & crossdressing
>>29365719
This is totally me
>4chan made me a fit gun-loving fascist homosexual
>>29364390
This.
Also, didn't turn me gay.
You weak-minded faggots have just always wanted to chug semen, but think the narrative about this "le image board that's like so fucking dank it made me like dick bro" is easier to handle.
Go suck an dick, fgts
>>29361882
Someone has to buy my anal lube
>>29361713
>>>/lgbt/
that or you fell for the lgbt trap
gtfo reddit fag
>>29361713
>tfw most of your main board is gay
>they're complete degenerates
I want off this ride
>>29364133
Damn...that's really nice spurdo.
>>29367556
>Go suck an dick, fgts
I want to give it a try someday senpai
>>29368908
>I want to give it a try someday senpa
m-me t-too desu
But I won't. Because I have the willpower to not be an fgt. The academic jew and the electric jew keep telling us being an fgt is OK. Well, yea, I agree, there's nothing wrong with being an fgt.
I'll just never be one. Repressing shit isn't always bad- it's how the world fucking works.
>>29369150
I'd only do it if i could stay anonymous
also guy would have to be hairless khv so this would be his best erotic experience and it would make him happy
It's weird and i've read too much 2d gay shit
>>29369371
>expecting 3D to measure up to 2D
Just give up already
>>29364472
Good, clearly you're weak minded and I dont say this in a fedorous way, you were smart enough to realize the futility and meaningless of it all yet not strong enough to accept and still make something out of it. Id rather you worship a kike in a stick than masturbate in your room all day.
>>29369711
Let me dream senpai ;_;
>>29369919
Everybody has to wake up sometime
>>29362633
>tfw completely unironically believe that jews own the world
>>29370150
>tfw it's impossible to talk about politics publicly without being labeled a nazi and ostracized
>>29361713
You were always gay OP.
Now get yourself some chick-o-sticks to suck.
>>29361713
Before 4chan
>Crushed on girls
>Exercised outside
>Was trying to work out to look good
After
>Had a boyfriend
>On HRT
>Trying to be small and frail
YOU DID THIS TO ME
But really though its crazy the amount of stuff 4chan opens your mind to. Its like that "The customer doesn't know what they want until you show them" kind of thing.
>>29371572
>had a boyfriend
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29371572
I know that feeling bro
>>29369371
this is what i call original
A combination of years of loneliness and 4chan turned me gay.
Now i know how the spaniards felt when they were on ships for months without women.
>>29371572
How long were you on HRT before your sexuality changed?
>>29361775
>open up that passage
after all these replies i cant beleive nobody noticed that
top lel
>>29361713
-nope it wasnt 4chan it was desu chan actually and Bridget everyone is gay for burichan
>>29364329
dc gay bot here.
>>29361713
you were already a faggot to begin with.
>>29361713
You were already a diamond and we merely freed you from the stone in which you were encased.
>>29361736
>ungay me
kek
>>29361713
>tfw 4chan turned you bi
>>29374923
This, but i don't know how to get along girls
To those of you who think 4chan turned them bi/gay, go for short haired girls. It's your only shot at happiness. Femboys that are actually cute are too perfect and too rare and the idea that you could get one is frankly unrealistic. They also age even quicker than women.
>>29365257
you need to advertise with some pics famkun
>>29377228
>Femboys that are actually cute are too perfect and too rare and the idea that you could get one is frankly unrealistic. They also age even quicker than women.
This is why I want to die
>trap/femboi/tranny whatever the fuck you wanna call it here
Can't wait to grow to a legal sex age so I can get my boipussi torn open
>be straight
>can't talk to women
>become bi
>can't talk to men either
>>29361713
ha ha bet this will turn you straight.
>>29373417
A little over a year, around the 13-14 month mark I met someone that completely sparked my interest in a way no girl did. I miss him, he broke it off because LDRs are a pain.
>>29377679
aw LDR's suck
>>29377733
True but the one week we spent together was without a doubt the best week of my life, I wouldn't trade those memories away, even if it had a sad end.
>>29377601
Maaaan I'm straight and live in a hick southern town and still have dudes hitting on me on a regular basis. Women not so much, gay dudes here are shameless.
>>29377600
Reported for underage. Enjoy your ban.
>>29373711
Buri in GG Xrd when
Will literally turn everyone gay all over again
>>29361816
so i not all alone good very good
