>>29360813
sucks to be you anon!!!

>>29360944

Truly, the sucketh belongs to me

>>29360813
must be a shitty club, most i've been too have 0 standards, as they should

>>29361126

>0 standards

Don't know where you live, but every club I know of has one standard in common:

Can pay in cold hard cash

>>29360813
That's what happened the last time I went to a strip club.

It's been 3 years since I've last been

>>29361640
Bro, things have changed since then, if you live in America, what with that bill they passed in 2015

>>29361761
What's the bill or link?

Strippers love me I don't even have to spend money on them. I didn't know it was possible for a man to get ignored in a strip club

>>29361851
And yet here I sit, alone

>>29360813
Go up to the stage and tip a dancer $5. After her set, she will come by to say thank you, provided that you don't stink. You might even get a peck on the cheek, but don't get your hopes up.

Lots of guys go to clubs to just drink and stare, and you have to distinguish yourself from them. I hope you see this in time, robro. You can do it!

>>29360813
She purty. Happen to have any other pics of her?

>>29360813
Ok I have a similar issue, not with strippers, not even with women per say but with people in general.

I have been confirmed many times (various sources) to not be physically unattractive, to be intense (in a good way), interesting...

YET YET and this is where it hurts, most people avoid me... A couple people vaguely explained to me that I give off "desperate", "creep" or "miserable" vibes and that no matter how hard I try to hide my discontent, my body language betrays me.

Maybe you are faced with a similar predicament.
Either way, the strip club you are at sounds boring; get up, loudly tell someone working there "this joint is boring as fuck" and walk away.

>>29361851
Could you twist the knife a little harder before you go fuck yourself, Chad?

>>29362098

Afterwords, I'll send the night at my bae's place, and tomorrow I'll go see if I can get my gf to blow me

Are you Indian? That's the only instance I can fathom where unnattraciveness will outweigh cash.

Strippers usually like little beta dudes though. They know they can sucks out money from them with easy seduction.