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I want to pick up a 24 pack of natty for me and my friend to drink tomorrow, but he's only 20 and I'm 19. I have a fake ID, but I don't know any stores around my hometown well enough that I'm confident it won't get taken.
I'm thinking of heading downtown and asking a Nig to buy me the 24 pack, but I'm afraid he'll chimp out on me.
Any tips?
tfw despondent about the upcoming election
>>29360407
it's not like there's anything we can do about it, really
>>29360435
to actually respond to your question I never bought liquor when I was underagetfw 29, so I have no idea what you should do. Don't ask a nog to buy you liquor unless you're prepared to lose the money, though, that I do know, having heard from many anons that that happened to.
>>29360473
I guess I'll just attempt it myself.
I will just pray that the clerk doesn't fuck me by taking my ID and giving it to the police.
>>29360512
...tell me it doesn't have your real name and info on it, anon.
>>29360558it doesit helps when I'm drunk at college if the bouncer asks me info so I don't have to memorize anythingit's from a different state, though
>>29360589
>it helps when I'm drunk at college if the bouncer asks me info so I don't have to memorize anything
well, you're beyond what I've done and what I can help you with, then.normie
good luck
>>29360628
thank you, anon.
And may GOD BLESS the United Fucking Retarded States of America
Hey, faggot. I gave you some info in the nightowl thread, but it was mainly how to just make your own hooch. Look up some videos, faggot, it's easy.
>>29360665
>>And may GOD BLESS the United Fucking Retarded States of America
Fun Fact: All this shit happened because of lobbying from Mothers Against Drunk Driving. The drinking age was then and is now a state-level issue. My mom was going and getting trashed at bars at 19 in the 70s. But MADD got Congress to tie federal highway money to raising the drinking age to 21. States are free to turn down the money and set a lower age, but few could afford to maintain their interstates out of their own budget, and none of them want to. Hence, this faggotry.
If you're using a fake ID in college bars I hope you're at least dicking Stacy and moving out of this awful board. Like I failed to many years ago.
>>29360737
make my own, eh?
My father brews occassionally. I'll look into it. Thanks
>>29360751
Yes, I know how the drinking age of 21 came about. It was probably the one thing I actually learned in my AP Government class in high school. I've dicked a few Stacies, and a few average girls, but you know as well as I that there is no leaving this board.
>>29360763
wine is easy as fuck, and you can literally do it now if you have preservative free juice, sugar, and yeast. Just mix them all together and leave the cap slightly unscrewed.
>>29360790
in times past I would have been angry. I would have REEEEE'd at you. Because, despite going away to college, I never managed to make any of that happen. No parties, no Stacies, no nothing. Then I transferred and left for a school within commuting distance. And of course living at home and commuting to college kills one's chances of sleeping with women - no private dorm room - and even making friends - since there's always a train to catch, or rush-hour traffic to beat.
But now I'm too tired to be angry. Not just tonight, from drinking cheap vodka, tired in a broader sense. I don't have the energy to hate you for what you are. So I'm not telling you to get out for vindictive reasons. I'm telling you to get out to avoid remaining here and regressing and turning into someone like me, six months from wizardhood. Go live your normie life. Forget this place. It can only harm you. I'm a lost cause, but there is still time for you. You're very nearly free.
>>29361020
b-but anon this is just a meme board... I used to belong here
>>29360121
>24 pack of natty
I'll never understand why people buy this stuff for anything besides parties
If you like beer why not spend a bit extra to drink something decent?
Or just buy some shit liquor and mix with something
>>29360121
Don't listen to the people saying homebrew is easy
Sterilizing is a bitch and if you don't sterilize your first couple batches you'll end up with vinegar
You should sterilize every batch anyway but if you know what you're doing you could manage without it
>>29361251
I guess I could do shit liquor
Natty is so damn cheap, though. 24 pack for $10, can't beat that.
>>29361288
I'm not sure I'll have much of a choice, if my ID gets taken
