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Hey, nightowls. Come get your (You)s and human interaction. I'll respond to anyone as long as you post a pic of some sort. We can talk about anything.
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How are ya tonight, ya sexy OP?
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Hmph!
Who told you I need any (You)s? I'm perfectly fine without any. I'm not lonely at all.
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>>29359621
Depressed. I should work out for the endorphins. Fuck it, gonna do pushups, crunches, and lateral and front raises. Thanks for inadvertently pushing me, bro.
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>>29359661
S-shut up. I'm just responding because I have to follow my thread's rules. It's not like I want to or anything, baka.
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>>29359666
The only time I'd push you is if you were standing at the top of a set of stairs, homo.
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STFU you animefags.

How cool must THAT have been? Why is this not still allowed?

Anyway, MAGA
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Has anyone ever had these? I've never seen them in the real world but they seem like either the most disgusting or the most amazing thing in the world
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Hello I am a drug addict with no life
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>>29359711
I'd teleport behind you first and boot your ass down the stairs.
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Somehow it never feels natural to go to sleep until 2AM at least.
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notice me OP
i am sad and alone
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>>29359582
>it's a 'contemplate how you let it get to this point and worry about your future' episode
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>>29359666
Me too anon, I need to vent but I'd just be ostracized here. Keep at it and work hard! Exercise really does help if you can bring yourself to take the first few steps. Nice trips btw.
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>>29359741
Trump is a cuck

>>29359763
Yes. They're pretty good, but more compacted than fresh cotton candy. Go for it if you want. Reminds me of the "lesbian" that fell for a loser Chad and he called her obnoxious and broke her heart. She shaved her head the next day. He also fucked her skanky mom.

>>29359767
I'm you minus the drugs. Too broke to afford them and no connections anyway. Gonna finish off my 3/4 cup of bottom shelf vodka tomorrow night watching UFC
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>>29359875
>UFC

Nice, are you a /heem/ bro? Tomorrows card is stacked as fuck
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>>29359666
nice trips. I tried working out but I don't get muh endorphins. I just feel miserable.

right now I'm just drinking alone and staying awake for no very good reason
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>>29359582
What does (you) mean? I keep seeing it, and haven't figured it out.
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@29359967

It means (you) need to lurk moar
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>>29359770
My sleep schedule is fucked due to passing out from drinking and the thick blankets over my windows.

>>29359813
I'm sorry. I hope things get better. Ganbatte!

>>29359862
All I need to do is one rep, then I always finish a good workout. I feel better already, like the ultraqt I stalk having a new bf doesn't matter anymore. I didn't have a chance anyway, but das okay.
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>>29359967
I don't know if it happens on vanilla 4chan, but with 4chanx installed, links (eg, >>12345678) to a post you made have a (You) appended to them so that you can identify them easily.

as such a (You) is a reply
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>>29359987
>thick blankets over my windows.
I have blackout curtains like Germans used to hide Jews during the holocaust. Helps me fall asleep quickly when I do finally get around to going to sleep.
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>>29359914
idk what heem is, bro. Did you see Fedor get cucked this afternoon. Sad to see him like that, I hope he stays out of the UFC, despite my fucked up schaudenfraude mind. I really like Jojo Calderwood, but I wanna see her get fucked up for some reason. Also, the EFN 50 intro performance was dope as fuck with the music and acrobats.

>>29359944
Nice pic, bro. Fukken saved. I've been boozing too much, just going straight, passing up, waking up semihungover and nauseous, and starting as soon as I'm recovered just enough to start again. But I'm gonna run out tommorow night, so hopefully I can get semihealthy again and lose a bit of weight that booze keeps on me with the laziness and hunger.

>>29359967
Here's a (You), even though you didn't post a pic, you shit.
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gonna need you to reply to this with a compliment, OP
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>>29360030
What a newcuck

>>29360055
They're just comforters, and still let a decent bit of light in unfortunately. Too lazy to change them and they're good enough I guess.
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>>29360055
I used black duct tape to cover up my windows. the curtains hide it so they're like magical windows that don't let any light in, you'd never know it from looking without pulling the curtain back.

>>29360106
I usually cant drink the day after I get drunk. well, I can, but my stomach says "pls dont"
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>>29360107
I can't give a genuine one, you gave me nothing to work with. Or....your pic choice is moderately amusing, taking the time to save and post it. Also, Milhouse is a sad character. I hope he does well and just gives up on that cunt Lisa. Don't wanna be a beta orbiter for some self righteous cunt who goes for goddamn Nelson.
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>>29360106
/heem/ is the MMA circlejerk on /sp/, stop by some time and shitpost with us. Yeah I watched Fedor, it was a pretty pathetic showing. The whole event with the crazy spider lady singer and the Russian announcer was awesome though.
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>>29360158
Mine too. I just stupidly push through anyway and eat extra to help with the stomach pain and to keep it down. I could drink like 20% more if I just let myself fully recover, but then I'll be even more fucked up after....

Also:
>tfw noguns
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>>29360055
I can fall asleep despite the daylight decently, but the midday heat in my bedroom can't be ignored this time of year.
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i feel like i'm wasting all my time

i feel like i'm wasting my life
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>>29360196
I looked it up and gathered as much, but what does heem stand for? Anyway, it's such a shame no torrent is up for the event, as I really want to watch the performance again. Also, MMA Borat was funny as fuck.
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https://rabb.it/Cryptodynamk
interaction
come watch
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>>29360302
You probably are.
You certainly shouldn't feel like that makes you unusual, though.
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Treat me like a dog.
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>>29360235
>>>tfw noguns
>tfw Illinois
>have to apply for a FOIA card
>concealed-carry is a separate license that needs a training class and is (I believe) may-issue instead of shall-issue
>no preemption of local ordinances
>everyone around is a bleeding-heart liberal
>no nearby shooting ranges
>nobody to help you get into delivering small bits of lead to things as a hobby

I suppose that's a reason to drink, but I never need it, since I have better reasons. like my old friends all moving on with live and never talking to me or wanting to play video games anymore, or being a neet failure that disappointed his parents hopes and dreams
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>>29360315
Heem comes from some worldstarhiphop video where some nigga got knocked out and another one starting yelling out "HEEM SLEEPY" like "he sleepy" but in a drunk ghetto accent.
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>>29360353
would you like to come live in my apartment like a pet? i'll even feed you.
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>he never saw the heem sleepy video
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>>29360332
I'm too fidgety to watch a movie from the middle, in low quality due to my shitty connection.

>>29360353
I'll feed you and have you lay down on my feet. Or I might let you slump down on my lap or maybe spoon you if you're a cool dog. And it'll be real food, like.....chicken and such. What kind of meat based food can stay good on shelves for so long in non airtight containers? I bet it's why a lot of dogs get cancer....
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>>29360386
back when I bothered surfing on my phone I installed firefox because it could use (iirc) any addon the desktop version could

ublock origin and 4chanx. boom
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>>29360386
>>29360380
>>29360369
>phoneposter
>shitty pepe reddit memes
>19 years old
>normie with friends

fuck off
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>>29360362
>tfw too poor and unemployed and probably gonna miss out on a good M39 in that one site that got them in
>tfw no more cheap russian surplus
>tfw whatever happens with the Orlando shooting
I need a job....

>>29360365
>>29360416

>seach heem
>find video
>pretty cool
>also find old 4chan archive sites
I'm gonna see if it it really was a bit nicer back then.

>>29360369
>>29360380
>>29360386

Make your own prison wine, bro. get some juice with no preservatives, add yeast and sugar, and just unscrew the cap a little. It's that simple, I've done it. But you have to wait like 3 weeks for the bubbles to stop. It's also a good idea to use proper wine yeast and not baker's yeast, which will work, but slower and probably weaker. Look up some redneck wine vids to get an idea.
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>>29360443
>try to make banana prison wine due to hearing about traditional african drinks n shit.
>the smell makes me gag and it's undrinkable
>dump it out
never again. Same with fresh apples and oranges, but maybe I just suck. I did excellent with pineapple though.
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>>29360718
>ywn eat this breakfast
why couldn't I be reborn as a fat chick
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>>29360799
>back bacon
>UK style baked beans, different from american
>black and white pudding
>UK style sausages/bangers
I bet the bread is slightly different too.....I'll never have a proper full english/irish, unless I go over there or pay a lot at specialty stores.
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Can I have some (You)s?
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>>29360934
Sure, bud.
>tfw no handjob from LRRH
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>>29360934
(You)

>>29360974
>not Minerva Mink or the Nurse from Animaniacs
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>>29361083
It was just a random pic, bruh
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