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Hungover, alone and cold edition
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Anyone awake?
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Haven't slept yet
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Black no milk or sugar

How do you take it?
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>>29360321
I don't, I haven't drunk anything other than water since Christmas, which is when I last had orange juice
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How is that working out for you? Must be pretty healthy

Do you not get the thirst only a beer can fix?
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>>29360503
No, not at all. I live a bland life.
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Back from McDonalds lads

2 sausage McMuffin
3 Hash browns
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>>29360565
Wish I could cut out the shit I drink. Props to you for that, though I guess it gets easier the longer you do it.
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>>29360565
that's like a six pound breakfast did you get a drink
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Thinking about making a list with time slots to sort out my mundane life. Things like eat breakfast, brush teeth, lift and shitpost go rebotic9002
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Don't forget to vote for squidgirl /britfeel/!
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>tfw no gf
>tfw it's cause you're a proper ugly cunt
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When I got up this morning there was sick by my doggo'so bed. I'm worried he's poorly because he's getting old.

One (You) = one pray lads

Pray he's ok
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>have to go to Tesco cause no food in
>see one of the normie chads from work in there
>oh fuck oh fuck, pls don't see me
>"oh hey anon"
>tfw trying to make small talk outside of work environment
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>tfw hangover
>tfw original post
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>>29362800

What did you end up talking about? How long did it last?

Small talk is one of my major problems. I'm sure I've got a touch of the autism.
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>>29362824

The football, thank god for the Euro's 2bh, otherwise I'd have been screwed
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I woke up at 7am.
I have been eating non-stop.
>bacon sandwich
>two bowls of cheerios
>one Dairy Milk Medley bar
>four Pick Up! bars, one is left in reserve
>3 cups of tea
>about a litre of pepsi
>two packets of walkers crisps, prawn cocktail and salt'n'vinegar
>about to make myself some brunch, probably a peanut butter sandwich

I'm not even fat, I just have a high metabolism.
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>>29362900

>tfw mummy was going to ask if I wanted a bacon sandwich but I was a cunt and lost my chance

Would have fucking loved that bacon sandwich.
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>>29362783
Nigha probably just ate too much grass, worry not
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>>29358660

Where do I buy car flags lads?

Strikes me as the sort of thing poundland would do, but I don't wanna go all that way if they don't.
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>>29362981
Tesco

Fuck off robot, sometimes one word is the entire answer
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Poleaboo hit rank 3 on Hearthstone yesterday, might make legend

Excited by the prospect of getting laser hair removal soon
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>>29362989

Nice, I assume they do Union Jack ones too?

I want one for the referendum more than the football.
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Anyone going to the new Tate Modern this weekend?
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>>29362981
down the garage usually
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What would have happened if Tim Peake had landed in North Korea, or the sea?
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>>29363147
>North Korea
executed by the mongoloids for spying
>the sea
boat gone and got him
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>>29363147
Quick return of person, not space shuttle.

Sea rescue
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I've officially hit the 300 mark on jobs I've applied for this year, haven't even gotten past the interview stage on a single one, only had interviews for around 25.

They truly do hate non-normies don't they lads
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>>29363183
You may wish to work on your interview technique.
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>>29363183

>25 interviews
>still no job
>yeah, fucking normies, can't possibly be me at all
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>>29363229
Believe me, I've tried, I just live in an area where they won't hire outside of their or their family's social circles and my family has always been outcast for being poorer than the other families here, and we don't have the money to move elsewhere or we would've years ago, it's just a vicious cycle.
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>>29363271
You sound asian, please tell me you're not asian.

You're not poleaboo right?
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>>29363310
I'm not Asian, this is a "progressive" area, well as long as you have money to spend on 200GBP bottles of wine and other vain pointless shite
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>>29360565
>I live a bland life.
>implying drinking beer somehow makes you an exciting person.
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Poleaboo is now rank 2 on Hearthstone
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DEATH TO TRAITORS, FREEDOM FOR BRITAIN
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Got totally shitfaced by myself last night, really hungover today.

Must have done something with the bottles as they are nowhere to be seen

Happy Saturday lads
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>>29363471
Glad I'm voting IN so I'm not associated with people like this.
I just want to stop pakis coming in, only white immigration for me.
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>>29363471
Is this guy some kind of sleeper agent?
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>>29363028
Saatchi gallery is the only thing worth seeing in there
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>>29363684
yeah, MI5 plant
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>>29363471

Where were you when Brexit was kill?
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>>29362900

Yeah..you're fat as fuck lad. That's probably twice your daily calorie intake before midday.
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>>29363716
What would MI5 have to gain from staying in the EU? Open borders only makes their job harder.
If it is the security services then they're acting on order from the monarchy, which is also unlikely given that it means them giving up the last of their power.
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>>29363956
But having a bigger and bigger surveillance network in the USSR2.0 is a wet dream for security service scum.

They also love a good attack because right after they get more funding and get more power against regular people even thought it would not have helped in the attack
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>>29363471
>vote remain leaflet posted through door
> it's addressed to me
>vote leave leaflet posted through door
>it's addressed to me

Apparently they think I'm the only one in my family that can be swayed
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>>29364153
Oldest male, I get them too.
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>farage sent assassins to kill labour MPs in broad daylight while shouting their faction
>shows racist fearmongering pictures as his debate

Oh damn, and here I was preparing to go to ireland after 2 years.

Guess I'll be staying here after all.
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>>29364209
Good thing I made up my mind about 6 months ago.

VOTE DEMOCRACY VOTE LEAVE
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>>29364354
>implying farage was behind the shooting

lefties truly are retarded
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>>29364467
Yeah mate it was Corbyn and Dave.
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>>29364513
or maybe, just maybe, it was a crazy man with a gun
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>>29364354
>>29364467

>tfw when leftie
>tfw you don't buy into Jewish tricks

I'm definitely on a list lads
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>>29364534
>a gun
a homemade flintlock pistol
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#WelcomeHomeTim
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Just read yesterdays thread....

Is there anything worse than losing an argument with a tripfag?
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>>29364892

being in an argument with a tripfag at all

stop validating them
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Odds i go into work
Evens i stay at home and play vidya
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>>29364892
>>29364994
When you ignore tripfags like Nigii they have their little hissy fits, they might start spamming even more then they give up. All it takes is one retard to reply and the whole thread is derailed. Don't give them the attention they so desperately desire lads
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>>29365109
rekd [x]
not rekd [ ]
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How do you live as a neet? Without relying on parents.
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>>29364994
>>29365110
Thats true, but then again i'd take the trip fags over the anime posters anyday
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Coming from Dublin

Why do people live on the British isles
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>>29365121
become disabled
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>>29358660

>Remain wins with a slight majority
>Every single conservative MP who's constituency voted to leave, defects to UKIP
>Conservatives lose majority
>General election
>Those MP's keep their seat
>UKIP forms minority government
>Nigel Farage as PM

This could be the Scottish referendum all over agin
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Nigii gets back from the gym, sees people talking about him.

YO MUM I MADE IT
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>>29365323
>on 4chin
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>>29365110
On a serious note though, the only reason I retaliated yesterday was because the thread was completely dead and about to archive. I'm not gonna ruin threads or spam them anymore.

Besides not my fault the movie night lads where looking for an argument, theyre the only people to not understand im pissing about when I kick off.
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>>29365129

>preferring attention-whoring children to contributors who brighten up the thread with pictures of cute animu girls
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>>29365210

and then a magical fairy will come down to your room, and make your waifu real
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Poleaboo is gonna fill up his work search diary now

Signing on on Monday

Also, feel this question is made to discriminate against trans people
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>>29365370
fair enough

>>29365380
ew


>>29365424
rather just have a gf desu

>>29365447
good luck


Lads I feel really bad, you see my grandma is in a home, and I haven't been to see her in ages. And its the most pathetic reason but every time I go theres this group of teens that hang around in like a group of 20 outside it. They get in my face and yell stuff at me and its just horrible.
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Im so fucked up lads, i didnt think depression could get worse, but it fucking did

I LITERALLY can't move, i feel fucking paralysed. I feel like i've had no sleep even though I had 10 hours. Ive completely lost interest in everything, even 4chan and music, so all i do is lie in bed and think how shitty and evil and pathetic I am. The one joy I get is smoking a joint then having a wank.

I don't know how much longer I can deal with this, I might an hero. Lets be honest, im never going to be a normie anyway, life is always going to be shit. The annoying thing is that a mere few weeks ago I was actually "happy" and motivated and now look. 1 step forward, 2 fucking steps back. I feel sick, i fucking hate myself. Kill me, please.
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>>29365599
you need to give up that shit its destroying your brain and making your depression worse. go to the doctors and get yourself sorted
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>>29365599

It's not all bad m8, at least you got double dubs.
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ireland BTFO
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>>29365599
You're a pot addict anon. You feel this way because of the drugs.

Give them up and save yourself
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>>29365646
I went to the doctors last year and it was so embarrassing. I couldnt open up to tell them how i feel and then i convinced myself that i was just faking depression because im a sick little fucker and the doctors knew it, so i stopped going. I definitely cant go back to my gp after wasting his time.

>>29365720
Ive actually cut down A LOT, i used to smoke every day, but now i smoke like 3 times a week because i cant afford it anymore. If i feel this way because of drugs I really should kill myself.
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>>29365545
Why are teens hanging around outside a care home? Is there literally no other place in town for them to go like a park or co-op or something?
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>>29365946
The park is next to the care home and the co op is opposite , they ride bmxs and smoke weed in the care home car park though because its empty.
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>>29366017
You should phone the police on them desu.
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>Poleaboo weighs the same as he did yesterday

That's why you shouldn't weigh yourself every day
It's depressing even if you don't put on weight
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>>29365599

contact a medical professional

if your leg was broken you'd go to the hospital, if your brain's broken go see a brain doctor
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Anyone else just finished college?
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Heres one for the normies who are going out tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdXGMXks1Hw
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>>29366128
How can I be sure my brain is broken. I could just be an idiot
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>>29366058
They do it to a few of people not just me, the police never do anything. Not sure if this is true but apparently one of there dads runs the local drugs trade or some shit and that hasnt been sorted either
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>>29366142
me


reply ro thread no.29358660
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>>29366191

you can't, that's why you ask a medical professional
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>>29366191
This desu
Its more likely im a useless twat, not "''depressed"''
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>>29365129
why not have neither
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I want a little girl. Should I convert to Islam or go into politics. Pls respond.
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>>29365599
stop smoking weed and wanking you fucking melon

also drink water

genuinely turned my life around once I started drinking 3L a day

get a 1.5L bottle and it becomes a breeze
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>>29366256
Poleaboo would love to see you be this edgy infront of the strong men of the mosque
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FOR FUCK SAKE LADS

I accidently tagged someone in some lasses pictures I was looking through

I removed the request but fuck me
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>>29366229
And if I'm fine then I'm one of those bed-blocking old people who waste GP appointments for every little thing.

I've made it to this age so surely it can't be bad enough to need it
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i torture moths in my spare time
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>>29366293
You're just making excuses now, an appointment that could change your life massively in a positive way is not a waste.
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>no dude, trust me! weed is the only thing that *doesn't* make depressed, I need it!
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>>29366208
That's very upsetting, wish scum like that would fuck off and do their shit in a field instead.
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>>29365210
But then the centrist from labour and conservatives could merge into a new bastard neo-liberal party and turn us into a horrific nation of Tony blairs
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>>29365210
Surprised by how many 'vote leave' pamphlets that have been spammed through the door last few days.
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>>29366333
It is though. Well, alcohol is better but I hate hangovers.
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>>29366431
I can't get drunk anymore, end up drinking too slowly, getting tried and stopping.
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>all those poleaboo posts that got ignored
hopefully we can keep it that way forever
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>>29366431
So you smoke weed, feel good, then feel like shit when the effects wear off?

How is that not a hangover
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>>29365794
>I went to the doctors last year and it was so embarrassing. I couldnt open up to tell them how i feel and then i convinced myself that i was just faking depression because im a sick little fucker and the doctors knew it, so i stopped going. I definitely cant go back to my gp after wasting his time.

Write a list of what you feel is wrong and give it to them if you're to anxious to speak. They'll understand
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>>29366465
I only reply to Monica posts.
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>>29366128
And you get put in 6 month waiting list to see a woman who has done a 5 week course on talking about feelings
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VOTE LEAVE

L E A V E
E
A
V
E
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>>29366485

both my flatmates went to their GPs with depression, and were on therapy and happy pills in about a week

I can't speak for them, but the living room has been a shit load of a nicer place to be since.
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>>29366431
you're a fucking idiot

abusing both weed and alcohol will result in depression

fucking hell you are such a cretin

kick the weed, don't booze

sort your life out
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>>29366503
VOTE TRUMP

T R U M P
R
U
M
P
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>>29366513
>happy pills

there's nothing happy about anti-depressants
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>mum cooks me steak for tea
>black on the outside
>dark brown on the inside
>tough as old boots

At least the cat will enjoy it.
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>>29366485
Fuck you, I'm trying to repress that stint.
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>>29366513
They must have been lucky I had to to wait for just some shit woman and when that didn't work I now have to join a waiting list just as long to see a real mental health professional.

Its been 3 years since I first went to my GP seriously and I still haven't a seen an actual doctor
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>>29366467
Honestly I still feel like shit when im stoned, but I can just gorm out and watch anime and am able to think "fuck it all, at least im high". Then it wears off and im back to depression. Alcohol on the other hand can make me fly off the handle and when it wears off I just feel sick and dehydrated all day.

>>29366527
I tried to, several times. I can't do it, if I don't smoke weed I have nothing. It gives me a reason to get out of bed and thats good enough for me. I don't even smoke that much anyway; a single 0.25g joint on Friday, Saturday and Monday isn't *that* bad.
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>>29366527
I havent drunk or smoked weed in years and im more depressed than ever.
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What is Quotev? A site for pre-teens?
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>>29366620
How do you get weed? I want to try it desu
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>Weight creeping up past 11 stone
>Feel like getting a cheeky curry tonight
I'm doomed desu lads.
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>>29366620
>if I don't smoke weed I have nothing

absolute pathetic grub
shrivel up and die in silence
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>>29366335
Isnt it, but I cant let them ruin whats possibly my last year with my gran. I suppose I'll just have to put up with it. Having a group of 20 blocking my path is pretty scary, makes me want to cry ngl.
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>>29366620
>a single 0.25g joint on Friday, Saturday and Monday isn't *that* bad.

clearly it is you fucking mug
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>>29366669
>11 stone

are you a manlet? that's fucking nothing
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>>29366711
0.25g wouldnt even get you stoned haha
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>>29366741
you don't need to get stoned for it to take effect with regard to depression you cretin
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>>29366664
My friends sell it so thats how I get it. I honestly don't know how to find people who sell it, it sort of just happens. I have more dealers numbers in my phone than I have friends numbers.

Ask literally anyone youre aquintated with if they can know anyone who sells weed, 90% chance they do. You probably have a dealer within 5 minutes of your house.
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i used to sit on a gas bottle and smoke joints at night in the back garden
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>>29366777
I'm not him, im just asking why anyone would bother smoking 0.25g when it wont do anything you "cretin"
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My fucking normie brother has just given me an hour long talk essentially telling me to be a normie.

He was saying things like "just bee yurself" and "just try and everything will be ok!"

I tried to explain that he was being an unhelpful cunt, and then he got really offended, and now refuses to talk to me.

5 minutes ago he literally said "if you stay like this I don't think I want to know you anymore, it's too upsetting to me"

Why are normies such self absorbed narcissistic cunts?
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>>29366777
Implying if he was to stop smoking weed he would suddenly stop being depressed.

Come on man you cant be that stupid?
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>>29366810
sorry I'm not telepathic and couldn't decipher your vague response to me
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>>29366786
I used to make bongs out of Fanta bottles, sit in my uni room and listen to old Black Sabbath concerts whilst watching Crash Bandicoot speedruns.

Best evenings of my life to be honest.
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>>29366822
>Why are betas such self absorbed narcissistic cunts?
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>>29366826
>implying if he was to stop eating poison he would suddenly stop being ill

he's addicted to a drug that makes people depressed you bellend

surely you aren't denying the connection between weed and depression
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>>29366828
Its fine, you're obviously a bit retarded
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>>29366862
yeah decent banter that lad tbf
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>>29366844
Lad, all I'm asking for is to live my life how I want.

It's not as if I've ever lectured this cunt on his life choices
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>>29366855
>he's addicted to a drug that makes people depressed you bellend
>surely you aren't denying the connection between weed and depression

Cant get obsessed to weed mate, not properly anyway.

And i'm saying if someone is depressed, starts smoking weed is still depressed then stops they're not gonna be happy are they?
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>>29366890
But are you helping at home?, you have a right to live your life the way you want but you cant live it if its affecting other people badly.
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What's everyone's plan for tonight lads?
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>>29366696
You're on /r9k/, are you implying you arent pathetic? I wish I could kill myself but I can't because im shit, sorry to dissapoint.

>>29366810
You must have a massive tolerance, 0.25g does the trick for me. How much do you smoke? Also if I smoke anymore than that I literally go crazy, its not fun. 0.25g is the perfect amount for me desu.

>>29366855
>>29366777
I agree it probably has made my depression worse, but it's certainly not the cause. I had my first 2 episodes of depression before I even saw weed irl. I started smoking weed for fun at 16, then got super depressed at 17 when I was at college, then I ended up basically telling my teachers to fuck off and got kicked out. Thats when I started smoking it a lot. If I simply don't smoke weed, I don't really feel any better.
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>>29366920
Yes.

My brother lives in a complete different city regardless.

I'm not even that weird compared to some people on here, he's just "annoyed" because I'm not a normie - I don't have any mates, I'm a KHV, I never leave the house etc.

He clearly just sees me as being "inferior" and will stop speaking to me if I don't improve myself.
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>>29366899
>obsessed to

are you even trying you fucking retard
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>>29363580
>>29363732
>>29364153
>>29364458
>tfw Hungarian migrant living and wagecucking since 2011 here.
>tfw literally nothing's there for me at home anymore

c-can I stay please?
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>>29366830
Speedruns are underrated desu.
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>>29366993
I once watched a Final Fantasy 8 speedrun

It was surreal
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>>29366952
>You must have a massive tolerance, 0.25g does the trick for me. How much do you smoke? Also if I smoke anymore than that I literally go crazy, its not fun. 0.25g is the perfect amount for me desu.

I havent smoked I was 16 but I used to smoke a gram. I mixed it with baccy though if that makes a difference. i'm not sure.

But even the first time I ever smoked weed it was a 10bag
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>>29366993
It's properly comfy watching people play nostalgic video games at an autismal level of skill.
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>>29366289
fucking hell man I know that feel. that feeling of pure dread is what made me too paranoid to even fucking stalk people on jewbook now.

>also using facebook drunk
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>>29366993
When I was at uni I used to sit in my room with the curtains drawn and just watch speed runs on YouTube.

Something really relaxing about them.
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>>29366972
addicted then, its hard multitasking.
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>>29366985
>since 2011

What date in 2011? If it was before June 18th then congrats, you have permanent residence and can never be deported without committing a very serious criminal offence even if we do leave the EU.
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>>29366899
It's alri la', i know exactly what his problem is. I know somebody like him in real life. He's one of those people that's legit autistic so he never got the opportunity to drink alcohol and experiment with drugs with his friends when he was a teenager like everyone else. Now hes extremely bitter and hates all drugs, not because he truly believes they're bad, but because hes bitter and jealous.
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>>29367021
Fuckinel lad
When I started smoking weed at 16 a 10 bag was enough to sedate 4 of us. Even in the height of my stoner days a full 10bag in a joint wouldve gotten me seriously high.
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>>29366899
hahahaha do me a favour you cunt

I've seen at least 5 of my mate's lives be ruined by their addiction to weed

sure, you might not be chemically addicted by psychologically you can be

>>29367061
no mate, I've smoked weed, I drink when I'm out etc, been doing it since I was young. I just had a good dad that had done it all before me and warned me of the pitfalls, don't project you little fanny
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>>29367047
October. Dad's been here since 2008, though, so that's cool.

Is there a date set on which the UK officially stops being in the EU if Brexit wins?
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>>29367148
>guys if your not listening to me or my dad your wrong
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>>29367117
Maybe the stuff I was smoking was shit then, idk. I just remember my mate saying to at least gget a 10 bag so I always did

>>29367148
Call me a cunt again and I'll hack you druggie
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>>29367185
No official date but I think most estimates are about 2018, so you should be safe.

Voting leave, not because I hate migrants or anything, just because I believe that we should live in a democratic society.
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>>29367148
Did you ever stop and think maybe it was something else that caused them to give up on life instead of blaming it on weed? Happy, well adjusted people don't just start abusing drugs one day
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>>29367197
I'm just saying mate, I've seen people fall of the wagon because of weed. Only reason I didn't is because I knew my limits

>>29367218
I'll fucking 2 footed slide tackle you no qualms you odious little toad

>>29367225
I knew these lads well and there was nothing going on privately or with their families that I knew of, they just started doing it at weekends, then after school then before long they were missing weeks at a time to go to a park and bun

sad really because at least 3 of them were smart lads, think 2 work in topshop now and the other's on the dole
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I think I am still a little tipsy from drinking into the small hours lads.

Too early to start drinking again?
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>>29367285
Nah senpai, open up the spirits.
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>>29367220
Gotcha. Thanks, anon.
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>>29367185
Assuming he worked that whole time and still is, he can apply for British citizenship.
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>>29367318
He's been working.

The application is in the plans since 2014, problem is he's not very confident with his English.
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>>29367376
He's been here 8 years and still can't speak English well enough?

This sort of shit is why people don't like immigrants.
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>>29360321
Up my arse, I take it.
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>>29367376
better start packing his bags
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>>29367255
I don't know anyone like that (apart from myself), i have friends who smoke way more weed, way more often than me and they're doing great in life. Fuck, one lad I know smokes 3 fucking grams per day.

I hope weed isn't the cause of my depression, otherwise my self harm and failed suicide attempts are even more pathetic. I don't know though, i don't know what i'd do without looking forward to getting stoned a few times a week. Ugh, fuck. Now my thoughts are consumed by my inner voice telling me im faking my depression and im a piece of shit and its all my fault because i used to be a huge stoner. Nice one for this, mate. Fuck me.
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>>29367447
look you said that you were depressed before so I don't think it's the root cause but it is certainly not helping

if you want to help yourself you'll kick it

the fact that the only thing you wake up for in life and look forward to is weed is clearly not healthy
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>>29367403
He's from a generation that grew up in the Soviet Bloc, never had a reason to learn or utter a single word of English before he was well in his late 40's. It's not that easy at that point, but he's trying.
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Lads, what would you say to some late night comfy music and youtube video watching every Saturday?

Little different to movie night, as the floor would be open to anyone to put in what they want. There's a few full movies on YouTube, so if people wanted those, I could put them in, but other than that, it's open season.
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>>29367403

Exactly this. Worked with quite a few Eastern Europeans before and I have no issue what so ever with the ones who come here to work, work hard, and do a good job.

What I can't fucking stand is those twats who come here and can't speak the language. It should be a requirement. EIGHT YEARS and still can't speak English. Fucking hell, time to get on the boat and piss off.
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>>29367512
Sounds good to me, I can't get invested in a full movie
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>>29367544

Nice one, if there's a bit more interest, I'll give it a trial tonight.
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>>29367512
like it

here's some comfy music

https://youtu.be/_BPVtw6oRno

https://youtu.be/Z7a0Qb3IQMc

https://youtu.be/2gmiSPMHrWQ

https://youtu.be/qxiwtqRqUsU

https://youtu.be/nJo98061Wl4

not everyone's cup of tea some of that though
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>That britcuck feel
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Back to work after a week off tomorrow lads

I seriously fucking hate work and really dont want to be there but I know if leave I'll just become NEET again
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>>29367598

That could be quite good fun. I think I posted in the chat for a bit last night.
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>>29358660
First time in britfeed
w2c halal fish and chips?
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>>29367623
Deep fried pizza is better than fish.
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If you lads really want me to stay away can you give me a new tv series to watch

I like mr robot and dexter
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>>29367676
peaky blinders

now drop your trip for good and fuck off
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Any of you guys excited for games shown/announced at E3?
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>>29367825
Can't do that, I will leave for a little bit though
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>>29367877
Mount and Blade
Crash Bandicoot
that sony zombie game looks alri

can't think of any more off the top of my head
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>>29367877
>Any of you guys excited for games shown/announced at E3?

Zelda
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>>29367877
just pissed that they ruined Prey
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>>29367676
How did it go with the slag last night nigel?
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>>29367886
cunt

oraaa
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>>29367898
Being rebooted right?
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Who /cuckold/ here?

Who /cuck/ here?
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Been in the countryside for the past 4 days lads. What did I miss?
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>>29367877

Going to get Fractured but Whole and Forza Horizon 3 desu
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>>29367474
I tried to
Last month my life kinda got gud again, met a qt and got really motivated and stuff. One day i literally went insane with happiness, as bizarre as that sounds. I applied for a bunch of jobs, a college course and decided to stop smoking weed. The first week fucking flew by, I didn't even crave it because I was interested in playing games and watching anime and stuff again. Then the second and third week came and I smoked it on weekends since i don't like drinking. Then this week I lost all motivation again, felt worse than I have in a very long time and I can only find joy in joints and cigarettes, but I can only afford like a 10 bag a week anyway. I don't know, stopping weed hasn't helped much.
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>>29367877
Ready for my new dose of fateshit.
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>>29367915
sort of, but what really hurts is that a proper sequel with a blade runner-esque open world bounty hunter gameplay was in development for years, and now we're getting this generic Prey in name only thing instead
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>>29367944

Besides the Labour MP who was murdered and the mass shooting in America, not much.
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>>29367608
>>29367512
Buckethead is comfiest music lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X-vtyGZtK0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQmDqlv5Rc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adV8-_hgL4g
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>>29368004
This looks good, but I still have to work up the will to sit through 100 hours of rock paper scissors first.
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>>29368055
I've only listened to this which he dedicated to his ill father (them on the cover) who died shortly after. Not exactly comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvLSChEP-rY

I'll check out the other stuff you posted
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>>29368092
Kek, I know right? God I hate that system so much.
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>>29368055
Soothsayer might be the best song ever.
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>>29367877
Nier looks top tier
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>>29367902
I went round to hers, went well desu
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Really craving a Muller Corner with the chocolate balls lads
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>>29360321
I used to drink it with lots of cream and sugar, but I just got a french press and now drinking it black and adding a pinch of salt is the best thing ever. Less calories, tastes better, and I can actually taste the coffee beans for once. I recommend a french press to all you coffee drinkers, they're cheap as fuck
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>>29367676
Just watch The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst

shit is intense.
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>>29367676
Get some blacked on lad.
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>>29368235
If I can't relate to the character I don't like it but I'll give it a try
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>>29368274
>relating to mr robot and dexter

wew what a faggot
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Poleaboo saw a lot of frustrated looking young Muslims outside the Mosque today. Had him thinking if he could start a revolution, give purpose to theirs and his life.
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Thoughts?

Original
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>>29368317
Do you go to the mosque in a skirt and have them call you Monica?
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Got into BTN this morning, lads. Recommend me some quality shows to watch.
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>>29368274
It's not a character it's a real person and he is a literal mad man.
>>
I put butter in my coffee its really nice
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>>29368299
Lets not start that again, didnt you see last night?
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>>29368343
>mosque in a skirt
sounds a bit haram mate
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>>29366734
5'10, so yes. By two whole inches.
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>>29368317
Maybe they are sad because they want bacon but can't have bacon because of a fictional tale written in Ancient Sumeria and adapted by a traveling shoe salesman.
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>tfw my flatmate has a bunch of friends round and I can't go into the living room

I do quite fancy a coffee, but I really don't want to speak to these people.
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>tfw 90% of people on /britfeel/ would make a more passable tranny than poleaboo
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>>29368204
Well what happened lad?
Get any action?
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>>29368331
It looks like pakipoo when he become "Minge"

actually pakipoo will never look this feminine
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>>29368379
I'm not bowing down to shot shoutanus wannabe
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>>29368418
>tfw there's people in this thread right now who would be desperate enough to fuck him
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>>29368445
Pakipoo pretends to to be other people and give himself complements
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I can't control myself lads, really thinking about that takeaway curry.

What get?
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>>29368533

Who the hell is that? Been away for a few days
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>>29362783
live long pupper~
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>>29368600
I think there is some Asian guy who dresses as a girl? Not sure desu I think he is a regular ITT.
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>>29368419
Not posting here it will kick off
>>
why do people give a fuck about getting you's on their posts?
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>>29368668
If people don't get a reply, it makes them worry that they aren't able to get attention even online. It's just a service to give them one.
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>>29368664
Why don't you post it on your blog again you little loser
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>>29368722
so its attention seeking to make a post just for you's?
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>>29368751
Of course it is. Attention seekers are annoying as sin, but they exist everywhere
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>>29366985
I have nothing against immigration. I have issues with mass immigration


>tfw you don't live in a city
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Want to get a big bag of Starbursts and some Kettle Chips lads but only got a Scottish 5 pound note. Are you allowed to use them in self service machines in Sainsbury's or will I have to go to the big Asda? I know they take them in there.
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>>29368776
I will never understand the mentality of it but thanks for replying
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>>29368418
It's about the work you put in

>>29368424
Gonna get a consultation for laser hair removal for my beard next week and hopefully start it soon
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>>29368784
>not rotating the picture

You absolute drongo.
>>
M E R C Y

Who /Overwatch/ here?
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>>29368723
Here we go, another person jealous
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>>29368784
Understandable.

BTW my country was the one that raised the Muslim fence last year. Magyarexit probably pretty soon if you guys leave.
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>ctrl+F "waifu"
>only one, non-relevant match

I guess I'll have to use "that"
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>>29368810
>It's about the work you put in
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>>29368857
Jealous of Mr tripfagnotbecauseIhaveanythingtosaybutrathertogetridofmylonlyness?

kek
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>>29368563
just get it ffs
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>>29368878
>beard
>fat
>probably not on HRT
>little makeup

You can be the one to break my bp in
It'll be satisfying to hear to panting and to have you desperately admit your error
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>>29368936
Have you ever been tested for Schizophrenia Amir? Insisting you're a girl and even adopting a name is bizarre enough, having fantasies of murdering two innocent Polish girls a few hours later is disturbing.
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>>29366175
I thought hipsters we normies

here's a proper tune lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRtKqw6pouU
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>>29368803

Yeah they work fine.

>ah think you will find thats legal tender
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>>29368874
>when there's more tripfags than waifu posters

It's a bad feel
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>>29369022
duduruuu :DDD
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>>29368912
Even though I proved last night I'm here by choice

Keep giving me paragraphs on how I'm pathetic though virgin, I do like the attention
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>>29369022
tu tu ru lad
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>>29369020
You can get told off for them at some places.
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>>29368936
I'd rather cut my knob off than go near a smelly mentally ill paki man like yourself
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>>29369006
I haven't been tested for anything

I know who I am, I know what I want and I know that no one on this planet has an once of sympathy for me and everyone I have ever met has abused me at some point
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>>29369057
What the fake screenshot you made?

nobodys buying it
>>
>>29366985
Nice goal ladm8
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>>29369079
because you a mentally ill degenerate

everyone here thinks so, your family think so, hell even everyone yo went to uni with will think that
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>>29369060

She is definitely not autistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImhfIv5NSqY
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>>29369203
>tfw no tu tu ru gf
JUST END MY SUFFERING
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>>29369152
Goals are a first world privilege tbqh.
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>>29369133
Everyone bought it cause there was nothing fake about it.
You sound really jealous virgin, have another one.
You can have this girl if you want, I'm not interested
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>>29369347
it took you 13 minutes to make that

pathetic
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>>29369182
>everyone here thinks so, your family think so, hell even everyone yo went to uni with will think that
they/you all contributed to making me this way
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>>29369381
you were broken long before us you shit filming pervert
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You retards replying to him are almost as bad as he is. Please stop, for the sake of /britfeel/.
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>>29369377
Actually I was having a shower

:)
>>
gonna start blocking these annoying tripfags
>>
Amir, did you choose the name Monica because of Friends?
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>>29369440
/r9k/ strawpoll
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>>29369413
whatever helps you sleep at night

>>29369440
Yeah Because he hasn't got any kek
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>>29369474
And you have?

Ocee
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>>29369407
That was my parents

Then the university inflamed my issues further

And finally this website ruined me (made me believe having a oneitis is normal and took nudes to impress you, it wasn't even my idea)
>>
takeaway night, pizza or sushi lads?
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>>29369440
One of the Polish girls name is Monika (with a "K")

>>29369469
Choice was between variations of the two Polish girls names
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>>29367974
>one day I literally went insane with happiness

sounds like manic depression

go to a GP
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>>29369572
>takeaway night, pizza or sushi lads?

sushi
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>>29368381
5'10 is not manlet mate, stop letting memes kill you

5'8 is manlet

t. 6'5 lad
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>>29369562
well then your a spineless paki bastard
>>
>>29369591
If you were real you'd not be tripfagging with an internet ban
>>
One time in year 10 this girl kicked this fat kid in his bollocks and he had to go home in a wheelchair. Funny times.
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>>29369572
Sushi seems odd to have as a takeaway. Is this what normalfags eat?
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>>29369660
Yeah, this was stupid

Stopping now

>>29369642
Takes more than a spine to fight nature
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>>29369689
you haven't the spine to fight your dad, you faggot
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I just pigged out on 2 cod fillets dusted in sea salt & balsamic vinegar coupled with a large serving of jasmine rice mixed with herbs and vegetable stock. Yummy!

I finished up a live DJ stream earlier and I plan to watch some more episodes of Star Trek Voyager and anime until the latest MLP episode drops.

I am 51, a grand wizard and have been living the neet lifestyle for the last 25 years.

Hate on me bro's.
>>
>>29369572

curry

only true takeaway desu
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>>29369770
>51

lad... what the fuck are you doing...
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>>29369783
pajeet fuck off shitskin
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>>29369761
I brought a knife to him and choked him a little

Showed him feelings, prowess and intentions

>>29369811
edgy
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>>29369804
>lad
u wot m8
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holy shit i thought we were overrun... but america is a mess
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>>29369761
Implying you have

Honestly poleaboo is one of the few people I respect on here because at least hes honest about who he is and admits what he did was wrong. The rest of you are 30 year old virgins who have convinced themselves they are better than alphas, better than most betas and that they are not failures.
>>
>>29369631
5'6 is manlet

t. 5'8 lad who is definitely of average height
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>>29369876
you haven't the spine to fight someone who spat in your face
>>
>>29369876
>virgins who have convinced themselves they are better than alphas, better than most betas and that they are not failures.
don't confuse /britfeel/ with the rest of /r9k/
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>>29369876
This place would be a whole lot better if you and your little bum boys shoutanus and pakipoo fucked off
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>>29369880
whatever you tell yourself to help sleep better in your racecar bed mate
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>>29369923
1. Never said I did
2. You wouldn't have
3. You wouldn't fight me
4. I actually did end up having a scrap with him
>>
>>29369950
It would be better for a day
>>
>>29369979
get this lads nigii is a super hard super stud thats the most alpha dude aroud XDXDXDXDXD
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>>29370015
haha made me smile lad
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>>29369979
lying cunt

you've never even had a fight
>>
>>29369822
>I brought a knife to him and choked him a little
Elaborate
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>>29370043
it should, it was irony
>>
>>29370066
he made of a mug of himself trying to show off to daddy

little does he realise that his dad is the one in the right and he's just an attention seeking faggot
>>
>>29370073
kek

>>29370045
I go to a boxing gym, so ive been in a few if in the ring counts, only been in 2 street fights though
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>>29370066
The day he was shouting at my mum I tore up the tax credits form and then he started shouting abuse at me

I asked to come into the kitchen and then made a show of looking for a knife and slowly bringing it towards him
He disarmed me as I intended but it sent the message I wanted to send

The choking was a few days later when he was abusing me again
>>
Nigii regrets sticking up for poleaboo now
>>
>>29370127
hahahaha

utterly pathetic
>>
The fucks going off now, just got back from walking the dog and theres tripfags everywhere
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Lads I'm not sure if I should watch NGA or Twin Peaks. Odds for the latter, evens for the former.

Is anyone watching or doing anything tonight?
>>
>brother just walked in on me crossing my legs twice

>>29370162
Why?

I thought we were on good terms
>>
>>29370265
I like you, just was upset when you didn't say thank you
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>>29370265
>>brother just walked in on me crossing my legs twice
why is this an issue
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>tfw tinnitus
it just wont stop ringing lads
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>>29370301
Kinda gay/girly, isn't it?
>>
Nigii just checked his old email and there was loads of wordpress email.

Made me feel sad
>>
>>29369876
>>29370295
Thank you, though I always knew you respected me
>>
>>29370335
kinda comfy more like, I sit like that all the time
>>
Lads, I trust the PM.

VOTE STAY
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gonna go to the gym, ive got nothing else to do.

I think i'll lose the trip if it pisses you all off this much
>>
>>29366822
>tries to help his autist brother
>narcissistic cunt
>>
I know we shouldn't enable tripfags by giving them attention but just once, as a guilty pleasure, I want to express my wish that Nigii contracts AIDS.
>>
>>29370431
Lose the trip and stop spamming the thread. You're welcome here as long as you don't start shit and you limit your posts.
>>
Tempted to order a Papa Johns, is it any good lads? never had it before
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>>29369880
it doesn't feel average 5'10 is top manlet
>>
fuck this for a saturday night
>>
>>29370558
Was decent the time I had one but I was drunk so any pizza would've been good, don't hear great things about it overall though lad
>>
>>29370603
mine was going shit, just been asked to the pub though so it's looking up
>>
>>29370558

Yeasty, doughy.. not good.

Is there no authentic Italian near by
>>
>>29366822
>tries to help his little brother out
>is somehow narcissistic

think you're the narcissist Tbh mate
>>
Spent the whole day cleaning the flat, was a right state and now I feel like shite for missing my exercise earlier lads
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>>29370657
>get used to were stuff is amongst the mess
>clean flat
>can't fucking find anything anymore
>>
first time filtering a trip

>if we all do it he will fuck off
>>
>>29370674
iktf lad, already lost the fucking remote
>>
Who here /livesnearaphalicmonument/?
>>
>>29370738
>snapchat

lad....
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>>29370738
Queen Victoria's commemorative dick
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>>29370738
got one I keep in my pants
>>
>>29370454
Same to you lad
>>
>>29370901
v. good post
>>
>>29370901
a scaled down model from the souvenir shop
>>
>>29370392
>trusting anyone, even yourself
plen
>>
>>29370644

There are a couple yeah, but I am not sure if they do takeaway and to be honest I am in the mood for a shitty pizza. I don't mind a Dominoes every now and then
>>
ah, fuck

Poleaboo double ordered hormones

>ordered one batch
>bank contacts me, says the purchase is unusual and asks me to approve
>I approve it
>website contacts me and says order has been cancelled
>I re-order
>the previous order goes through

Guess it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but fuck, I didn't want to drop 200 quid like this
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>>29368874

The waifu sure is qt when she's embarrassed
>>
>>29371026
Put your fucking trip on, I want to filter you
>>
>>29371036
I stopped tripping

It was unintelligent to do so while on bail
>>
>>29371031
best girl

oregano blocks
>>
>>29371084
>I stopped tripping

You use one on /int/, use it here too.

Unless it's banned, meaning I can just report all of your posts because you're evading
>>
>>29366822

>all these normies trying to tell this lad he's the problem

Sorry bout these cunts lad. It's really depressing when people lecture you with "advice" when they don't really give a shit.

It's obvious your brother doesn't really care about you. He only cares about the appearance of caring.
>>
>>29371094
/int/ conversations don't loop back around to Poleaboo

It's less incriminating there
>>
>>29366985
>wagecucking

at least you're not hogging benefits, so ok
>>
>>29371149
>at least you're not hogging benefits, so ok
fuck off, normie
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>>29368874
I'm not entirely sure if this is a post waifus request, but its better safe than sorry
>>
cunted it
>>
How very depressing
>>
How can I let you all know the comfy cytube link without advertising it lads?
>>
>>29371629
make a pastebin link
>>
>best friends birthday coming up
>my other friend says we should both chip in for a nice gift for him
>agree, he says he'll buy it then get the money from me later
>his birthday comes, ask other friend where the present is
>cunt never bothered his arse to get it
>feel like shit for not getting my best mate anything

gonna kill that prick
>>
>>29371661
>>best friends birthday coming up
>>my other friend says we should both chip in for a nice gift for him
>>agree, he says he'll buy it then get the money from me later
>>his birthday comes, ask other friend where the present is
>>cunt never bothered his arse to get it
>>feel like shit for not getting my best mate anything
>
>gonna kill that prick


normie problems
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>>29371094
he's banned on /int/ for being a dick head to the janny and posting pictures of him wearing his sisters clothes
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>>29371701
You know those pics were a girl from /lgbt/ right

They aren't actually him
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>>29371656

Done, will post it in about an hour. 10pm seems a good time to start.
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>>29363147
One guy parachutes back to Earth from the moon before breakfast, I can't even get out of bed until 9pm
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>>29371725

What is this, some kind of non-standard rogue splinter group breaking off from film night?
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>>29371084
so put your fucking monica trip on you deranged little worm
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>>29371718
I post on /lgbt/, I know I told you that before

also
>girl
t-t-thanks

>>29371701
Pretty sure that janny has been "fired" from his "job" since I've been posting there for quite some time now without getting banned again
>>
>>29371832

Nah, it's just a kind of comfy open platform for people to watch short videos and not have to commit to a full 2 hour movie.
>>
>>29371885
I was gunna apply to be a janny on r9k specifically to try and ban you
>>
I've finished college lads and I'm so fucking depressed. Fucking hate college, couldn't wait to finish, but now I've just got 3 months of fucking nothing but self hate and loneliness. What's worse is I know I'll look back on this part of my life in a few years and realise I had it easy. Is that what life is going to be? Just endlessly looking back and regretting I didn't enjoy my time to the full effect while I could, realising that while I was drowning in my own self pity I actually had it easier? Fucking might actually kill myself. I'm pathetic
>>
>>29372099
You mean high school right?
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>>29372113
What Americans call high school, yeah.
>>
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/744263099595755520

rip brexit lads
>>
>lass I know got in touch and said I said I should come out with her and her friends
>Said they'd be in town about 9 and she'd text me
>21:32
>No text

Was a nice thought at least.
>>
>>29372124
What college you from, be weird as fuck if we knew each other
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>>29372284
just send one text asking if its still on, girls like to know you care but dont overdo it, one message is enough
>>
>>29372280
been almost a week since last snackbaring now, it's safe to expect something pro-brexit happening the next few days
>>
Comfy stuff here lads:

Feel free to add your own stuff, I'll make sure the list is fair. Ignore my shite, just wanted to get the ball rolling.

http://pastebin.com/cqZHNmcw
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>>29372331
You're not from my college
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>>29372538
whats on the list
>>
>>29372407
>text arrives shortly after i post soppy message

Reckon she reads britfeel?
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>>29372643
deffo
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>>29372643
its kek doing you a favour for all your troubles brobot
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>>29372570

10-hour nonstop happy hardcore mix
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>>29372099
>Is that what life is going to be? Just endlessly looking back and regretting I didn't enjoy my time to the full effect while I could, realising that while I was drowning in my own self pity I actually had it easier?

Literally yes mate. You've finally cracked it. Welcome.

It is amazing more people don't kill themselves upon this realisation desu.
>>
>>29372570

Right now, 10cc and Gerry Rafferty. It can only expand if you add stuff.
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>>29372661
I am a devoted follower of kek.

I hope he smiles upon our humble island this coming week.
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>>29358660

Who /stratfeel/ here?

There is a house with a massive EU flag on it in Bishtopton
>>
>Rick Astley doing the lottery

why.jpg
>>
>>29372881
he's no.1 on the album charts
>>
>>29372881
tune is no.1 for some reason

did one of those meme campaigns do it?
>>
>>29372538

Reminder to get in here lads desu lads mates lads

It's not like you have anything better to do on a Saturday night
>>
>>29372099

Fucking hell lad, helping britfeel live up to its name.
I think you're right, I've not lived a single day that I haven't regretted.
>>
>>29372974
nah it's just pakipoo and kentmelt chatting away with some shit tunes in the background
>>
>>29372974
get rid of pakipoo and i might go back in
>>
>>29372999

Well yes, but it won't be just those two if other people join, will it?

Nice emergency trips btw
>>
>>29372999
get in and type "I love Reznoir" :3

I need encouragement to stop being so shy and start talking
>>
Why does my dad go completely mad when he drinks?

Like, drinking is fun and stuff, but he just completely loses his mind.
>>
>>29373215

Decades of regret spilling out, if he's anything like me.
>>
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How many ball-earthers are there on /britfeel/?
>>
>>29373272

Have flat earthers never looked out the window on a plane? I can understand skepticism to an extent but you can literally see the curvature of the earth with your own eyes.
>>
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>>29373272
we're crushing those balls

with hydraulics
>>
>>29373010
>>29372999
Poleaboo hasn't been in the last 2 weeks for a few reasons

>forgot it was Friday
>Ramadan, eat at quarter to 10
>forget after that even if I remembered before
>>
Poleaboo is currently watching TNA Wrestling on Freeview channel 46
>>
>>29373305
It's just satire.
>>
>fucking twat neighbour been having a barbeque all afternoon/evening which is fine, I guess
>decides 10:30pm is an excellent time to turn the music up full blast and start a karaoke

Cunt
>>
>>29373305
One of their theories is that you cannot fly from Chile to Australia because on a Flat Earth map they are on opposite parts of the globe. Then one of them to prove the advertised flights are fake booked one, took the flight, then afterwards was just like '...y-yea but the earth is still flat'.
>>
>>29373471
11pm is the anti-social line

Just wait, then call the police
>>
>>29373272
what I don't understand is why no ones even bothered to go look.
nobodies crowd funded an expedition and taken a camera to prove what they believe.
>>
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
>>
>>29373782
Are you the cunt who got fucked up by 2 cars?
>>
>>29373829
No, which cunt are you referring to?
>>
Lads join please

http://pastebin.com/cqZHNmcw
>>
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Why is cereal so bloody expensive?
>>
>>29374452
Cereal is a meme food

>our system thinks your post is spam
>>
>>29373782

fuck me, i missed this copy pasta
>>
>>29374547
All food is meme food.
Pizza is literally memes with meme toppings.
>>
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>>29374452
It's the jews innit
>>
>>29374452
processing, packaging, and convenience.

Oat-based cereal has to be transformed from raw oats to something that you can eat out of the box. ever eaten a handful of steel-cut oats? it's like eating gravel. You know how it's a painin the ass to cook it at home, so you just buy cereal? that's what the extra cost is. they did the work for you.
>>
>>29374452
I don't find it that expensive but that Marvel and Star Wars cereal Kellogg's puts out is total bullshit. They just had leftover Rice Krispies Multi-Grain Shapes and Chocolate Krave left over so they slapped Darth Vader or Iron Man on a box and sold it.
>>
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Based Tim. Never knew he held such views.
>>
>>29374752
But why is it like 4 pounds for a small box
>>
>>29372099
Yep, hopefully our luck can change anon :)

Doubt it tho :(
>>
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>>29372099
Still undecided whether or not sixth form or uni were the worst years of my life. Things have actually been better since then. I had more sex in the year after graduating than during my entire time at uni, I've lost a ton of weight and I've got a decent job and a decent amount of money in my account (for a single 23 year old who lives at home).

I've still got problems and no social life (I'm posting on here on a Satruday night) but things got better. What I'm saying is you should hold out for a bit.
>>
>>29374915
>I had more sex in the year after graduating than during my entire time at uni,
Fuck off
>>
Sat and chatted with three [ok finger emoji]+(3*[fire emoji]) girls all night and I didn't spaghetti

Got invited to go down to go on a night out with them at their uni too

I might make it lads. One day. There is hope for all of keks blessed children
>>
>>29374993
If it makes you feel any better, those girls weren't the prettiest and at uni, I had sex all of one times
>>
Poleaboos sister is eating a Chunky Chicken burger meal right in front of me

I am resisting the temptation to pinch some of her meal or get my own

In the old days I would have but my desire to be a skinny girl is too stronger than anything
>>
>>29374452
It's way more expensive in mainland Europe and even Ireland.

Go buy that sub 1 quid shit from Aldi and Lidl if you can't afford other shit.
>>
>>29375515
>VOTE LEAVE, VOTE CHEAP CEREAL
>>
>tfw don't want to play or do anything
>just waiting MAYBE for wow legion on august 30 or RF online's possible new server so I can pay 300 quid via cash shop
>just want time to pass, im just liftan and training for MCM manchester

Nigga I can't believe I'm actually wishing I just went to work.

I should just work 45 hrs a week, then i'd get like 1200 after bills/tax to spend on...

what the fuck, i dont even know what to spend on, im on a diet cant even spend it on nutella and pineapple calzones.

fuck this life.
>>
>>29375731
>pineapple
>le foldy pizzy sandwich

W E W
>>
>>29375795

>he hasn't eaten raj and mehmeht's chunky pineapple drowned in tons of chocolate and mozarella cheese calzone


hahahah you fucking fag you havent lived at all, then again you need to be on some pretty good amount of steroids to eat that shit without wanting to balloon up.
>>
>>29375838
>pineapple and chocolate

how autistic can you get that even your taste in food sounds like a 5 year old's
>>
Still awake since it's Ramadan
>>
>>29376761
plot hole

oceee
>>
>>29358660
Just got back from the pub, gunna watch some anime wouldn't mind some happy birthday (you)s though
>>
>>29376774
Happy Birthday from Monica!

>>29376772
Fast closes today at 2.30ish
>>
>>29376810
Go to bed young lady ;)
>>
>>29376774
happy b-day

originalum
>>
>>29376934
Only if you tuck me in
*smirks*
*raises eyebrow*
>>
>>29376774
Happy birthday, I hope your life is nice:)
>>
>>29376810
Yet your sister was eating earlier?


I missed you at that movie night thing, you should of stuck around
>>
>>29377214
>Yet your sister was eating earlier?
She wasn't going to stay up until 2.30am so she ate something earlier

>I missed you at that movie night thing, you should of stuck around
I was never at this week or last weeks movie night
keep forgetting
partially due to Ramadan, fasts open at 9.45ish
>>
>>29377245
I meant tonights one lad, that kentanon did
>>
>>29377261
Didn't realise it was tonight, my loss
>>
tfw when Im talking to some qt SK chick on inter pals. Im craving some Benzos, Coke, Ice or anything really I need more then just booze even fags would help!
>>
>>29377342
oh someone was pretending to be you for the first half an hour then, they left as soon as I arrived.

reading this, way to fussy. "You can not wear what you like to the gym" shut up.
Cant post link cause spam what a shame
>>
>>29375838
>>29375731
>pineapple
>le foldy pizzy sandwich

W E W L A D

MIGHT AS WELL ASK A NIGNOG TO FUCK YOUR MUM HOLE YOU DIRTY FAG
>>
WHO HERE IS ABSOLUTELY RAT ARSED

IM PRETTTY DRUNK LIKE LADS

~CL
>>
>Letting britfeel die through the night

This is the eus fault. vote leave lads
>>
>talked to a roastie tonight

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee desu k lads
>>
>>29377782
>>29377757
>>29377693
>>29377666

Wow someone more retarded than me
>>
original is very sexy desu
>>
>>29377884
He is, I want him to stroke my cock with his QT Scottish hands.
>>
>>29377926
I want to pound his bp desu
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