>I've put on so much weight... This is your fault for feeding me so much food every night! Take responsibility and marry me!
How do you respond?
>>29358175
why do you even post these things man?
>>29358175
Only if you promise having missionary sex after marriage for the sole purpose of procreation.
Also don't act like you don't like being fed chubster.
>>29358219
He's mentally ill.
bloxaroonmoon
>>29358175
>I would, but I don't think they make rings that can fit on hoofs
>wearing a green bow tie and purple hair bow at the same time
stupid bimbo
>>29358487
>green bow tie
>green vest
>Why do you want to see my belly so much, anon? I didn't know you were into fatties like me...
How do you respond?
>>29359347
I wanted to see your belly because I wasn't sure if you were pregnant or not. Now, I can clearly see you are an unhealthy eater and are damaging to yourself, which is a quality I certainly do not want raised into my offspring.
Good day, woman, and I hope someday you will realize the benefits in not having a caloric intake comparable to a blue whale.
>Hey anon, could you help me drain my milk? I have to do this a couple times each day or they get tight and swollen.
How do you respond?
>>29360077
do it yourself you fucking cow
sage in all fields, boys.
>Are you sure I should wear this out to the beach? It's so small on me that everyone will make fun of my fat body.
How do you respond?
>>29360077
>I'm going to tie you down and see how swollen they can get.
>>29360684
"You're right, they will. Don't worry though, you'll be the only one that remembers it because elephants never forget"
