>and this is anon. he's, uh... nice?
>>29357926
>"Meet anon, he's uh... a conservative."
>"and this is anon."
>nothing is said after to describe you
>and this is, uh... what's your name again?
>and this is anon. hehehhh I know right?
>>29358070
I could literally hear good ol' Stacy saying this, that miserable wench.
>>29358070
WAS JUST TRYING TO BE MORE SOCIAL.
NO CONFIDENCE AND MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
WHY DO NORMIES DO THIS?!
>>29357963
> implying any normal knows anything about politics except the "trump=bad" meme
>>29357926
The only reasonable response to this is "Fuck you, _____"
>>29358004
oh fuck, that was a week ago
>>29358386
>"and this is anon, he's uh... nice"
>...
>"a--"
>"FUCK YOU, STACY!"
>"..."
>everyone is staring at you
>"heh, riiiight.. moving on."
>"FAG" is heard from a distance
>>29358443
>Uh, was that a joke?
>*quiet mumbling*
>Okay..
>Fade into obscurity
>>29358004
This is the only true robot outcome.
>and this is chad!!
>meanwhile at anons house
>hes on the computer
>>29357926
>and this is anon. he, uh... gets dubs?
>>29358695
>"this is Chad!!"
>cue whip whip nae nae
>scene of Chad partying it up in his 2 storied house
>2-3 girls rubbing and kissing on his cheese-grater abs and huge pegs
>people dancing like maniacs
>drugs, alcohol, sex, music
>"Gosh, he's SUCH a hottie"
>"Mhmm.. he really has it all, he is SOOO smart and intelligent and he even has a sports car"
>shot of Chad sticking his cock in a girl's ass even though she told him not to
>"but God he can be a jerk sometimes"
>*record scratch*
>pan to a completely different scene
>very dark room only lit by the fluorescent light of a computer screen
>as we pan across the floor we see tissues and various other trash while hearing clicks, creaks, rubbing noises and moans
>as we get to anon's feet start pulling the camera up
>"and this..."
>start seeing a very skinny guy with circles around his eyes jerking off to loli
>he cums and we focus on his face, getting closer to his closed temporarily peaceful eyes
>"is anon."
>stop getting closer as the focus is now on his opening, looking very empty and vaguely sad
>"he's, uh... nice."
>it ain't me starting playing
>start opening credits
The script writes itself.
>she hugs everyone
>except you
>>29358939
like if you cried
share for jesus
ignore for brad
>>29358979
>you just barely start spreading your arms as if to hug
>"HAHAHA, you REALLY think so?"
>she walks away
>>29358939
Underrated post. I know you weren't planning on it, but keep going, anon. Or I'll do it for you and fuck up this beautiful story.
>>29358979
god fuck damn
>>29358939
You're an absolute faggot. I hope you know that. Kill yourself immediately.
>>29358939
Fairly accurate only I'm not really skinny just regular skinny
>>29359075
I hope you hunted her down.and gave her an anal dicking
>>29358979
why the fuck does this happen?
>>29358939
>>cue whip whip nae nae
I do not understand the point of that "song"
>>29359853
Normie culture is built on redundancy, it can;t help it.
>>29358939
Jesus this is brilliant. Wow. Please do more with this.
