>forced overtime
Eat shit mr.Sheckleburgs

> waiting for my job to fire me so I can collect those unemployment bux
> might go back to school tho or learn a trade

>>29356875

Going back to school voids your UI

>>29356917
Really? It's like government wants you to be a welfarecuck.

>>29357004
Yeah, I tried it when I was wanted to go back to college. They've tighten that shit up now

*Except for blacks

>>29356624

Steal coffee and office supplies. Post to porn sites from your work computer

Nicely done, OP. Feels good. Got laid off a few months ago and have been collecting since

Two months to go for me before I can collect. Gotta make it through bros. Pray to pepe for me.

>want to get fired
>so short on staff, manager won't let me go
>get new employees, finally think there's enough people so she'll get rid of me
>nope, they either steal or fall for phone scams so they get fired

I even ran around the parking lot in a flesh covered body suit, but everyone just seemed to think it was funny.

>>29358287
what the fuck

Need more stories

>>29358287
I thought only smart, competent people get hired for office jobs. Do I have a chance?

>>29358287

CVS, right?

>>29356624
>waiting for boss to fire me
>he gives me a fucking promotion instead

REEEE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT