wear acqua di gio. that stuff is liquid panty remover.

>>29356298
You gotta woo her hard man, hit all the bases.

If you're not an autist you'll know if you're getting any by the end of the night.

>>29356323
I have calvin clein and boss

close enough?

>>29356298
Don't be a thirsty asshole be looking out for signals dude if it feels tight go for it tho but if she too drunk don't do nothing
Bit definitely cop a feel if she's passed out

>>29356341
should I be kinda forward and flirty?

>>29356401
I dont want to get her drunk

>>29356434
Good but you guys should still drink
Whenever she talks about shit listen they like that agree with her but don't overdo it just make sure she feels heard and asoon as she says something about how well you listen go for it dude you'll know when the moment comes don't oussy out dude you can do this I believe I. You also I m very drunk and can't even. Get it up right now to fuck my girl someone needs to get laid. Tonight

>>29356543
Cross that i actualy managed to get hard
Gunna go get laid faggots

>>29356394
>close enough?

If you are going to the 8th grade dance, maybe

>>29356591
Good. Now, if you do have sex with her, there's one very, very important thing you must make sure you do, which is to get the fuck off my board you cum-guzzling fucking normie.

>>29356687
Fuck you dude I'm just happy op is trying not to be a faggot and actualy get some puss