THE ICECREAM TRUCK IS COMING
>your stepbrother is bringing his family up to visit
>tfw mommy is resurrecting the living poopsock
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I honestly didn't realize how messed up robots are until this seemingly vanilla thread.
You guys are infinitely stuck in your failed childhoods, desperate to return to childlike ignorance.
I guess when there are 7 billion people a few are destined to be complete inherent losers.
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kys norno
>>29355416
COOKIE SANDWICH COOKIE SANDWICH!
>>29355614
>The GameBoy is turning on
Ba-Ding!
>>29355416
>tfw I live in the suburbs and there's no ice cream truck with that little ice cram truck music, we only have the knife-sharpening truck that drives around the neighbourhoods ringing the lone knife-sharpening bell.
my mother is cleaning the cum comforter
>be me
>never had an ice cream truck in my town when i was a kid
>now senior in college living off campus
>chilling with roommate in living room
>hear electronic circus-like music being played in the parking lot
>roommate jumps up and starts talking in a high, excited voice running around looking for his wallet
>i think "wtf is happening? this is the weirdest shit i've ever seen"
>roommate asks me "don't you want ice cream!??"
>no clue there was ice cream truck outside, but now understand what is happening
>say no
>realize that the ice cream truck is responsible for a whole generation of man-children
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>be walking outside just when kids are coming home from school
I think that not only should all schools have uniforms, but that uniforms for girls should be burqas. Like a girl in her last year of grade school is dressed just as slutty as a girl in her last year of high school, make it stop senpai or lower the age of consent to 12, either way this is bananas
>lived in beautiful suburbs for most of my childhood
>local ice cream truck was top notch
>real soft serve the guy prepared himself
>was relatively cheap
>only $2 for a cone
>only $4 for a big waffle cone
>one day dad loses his job
>move to Arizona
>shitty neighborhood
>there's so many ice cream trucks that they're indistinguishable
>they sell the most shit tier ice cream imaginable
>it's all old and slimy
>vaguely in the shape of cartoon characters
>they want like $5 for this garbage
what the fuck is wrong with mexicans
This hurt me mentally because my ice cream man as a child literally got deported
