It has been bothering me all day and it finally hit me: ask for

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2016-06-18 00:43:05 Post No. 29354069
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Anonymous 2016-06-18 00:43:05 Post No. 29354069 [Report]

It has been bothering me all day and it finally hit me: ask for 4chan's ideas!

You don't need to know my gender. You don't need to know theirs. But what you do need to know is that both of us are a bit socially weird and we play scrabble together once a week at a local coffee shop.

I know that we are compatible sexually. But I want to make a move to get them to see me naked or something.

How can I text this person to basically ask them to see me naked?

We're mostly friends at the moment but I can tell there's attraction on both sides on a very deep level. I was thinking of texting them "Can you come over and see me nude and tell me why I can't get laid" or something like that.

My overall question is:
What is the most candid way to get them to see me naked without directing the situation towards "I want to fuck you".

Please and thank you for your creative thoughts.

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Anonymous 2016-06-18 00:44:05 Post No.29354090
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Anonymous 2016-06-18 00:44:05 Post No.29354090 [Report]

>>29354069
PS without it being too awkward.

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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:05:33 Post No.29354505
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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:05:33 Post No.29354505 [Report]

>>29354069
>You don't need to know my gender. You don't need to know theirs.
For the socially appropriate way to achieve your goals this is indeed necessary knowledge

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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:07:27 Post No.29354548
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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:07:27 Post No.29354548 [Report]

>>29354069

just text him something like: "Hey, Chad, I'm Jim and I'm gay! wanna see me naked?"

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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:07:36 Post No.29354553
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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:07:36 Post No.29354553 [Report]

>>29354505
Guy and guy. Please continue with an answer. You'll be less inclined to now that you know I'm gay, tho.

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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:09:16 Post No.29354589
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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:09:16 Post No.29354589 [Report]

>>29354553
Do you in fact know that the other party is homosexual or is your infatuation blinding you?

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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:10:25 Post No.29354608
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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:10:25 Post No.29354608 [Report]

>>29354589
No, I'm pretty confident he's gay. I saw him go upstairs at a clinic which is the gay mens health section of the clinic.

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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:13:35 Post No.29354678
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Anonymous 2016-06-18 01:13:35 Post No.29354678 [Report]

>>29354608
I do not know how courting works for homosexuals except that it is very hard to be monogamous, but above all I would confirm that he is in fact one before making any sort of move
If the gamble is made poorly, that kind of advance can lead to some serious consequences including physical violence